Inzomniak
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| 04 Dec 2015 09:41 AM |
starting at 1300 1300: the first documented piece of history is discovered, a scripture that details the invasion of krezkitalia in what is now modern-day russia by china's joe dynasty
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Inzomniak
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| 04 Dec 2015 09:41 AM |
also double years are alright it's not like there's only one major event that happens every year
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| 04 Dec 2015 09:42 AM |
| 1301: Kublai Khan writes a great poem about himself but it's stolen by the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather of Samuel Taylor Coleridge. |
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| 04 Dec 2015 09:43 AM |
1302: Some guy made computers.
(Now we better get better tech) |
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| 04 Dec 2015 09:43 AM |
1303: batman bin suparman is born, invents time travel and the scarf
DanBrowned, the sultan and morally positive lord of Off Topic. | *memes eternally* |
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Inzomniak
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| 04 Dec 2015 09:44 AM |
1303: the great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather of the lead singer of nickelback murders emperor kebablord of the ottoman empire
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Xuvia
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| Joined: 08 Apr 2012 |
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| 04 Dec 2015 09:46 AM |
| 1304: columbus sinks in the middle of the ocean thus never discovering america |
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| 04 Dec 2015 09:48 AM |
1304: batman bin suparman travels back in time from 1688, gets killed by a walrus, motivating his 1304-self to invent the pistol
DanBrowned, the sultan and morally positive lord of Off Topic. | *memes eternally* |
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Inzomniak
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| 04 Dec 2015 09:49 AM |
1305: some peasant named theodore washes up on the shore of north america and founds the nation of tedland.
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Xuvia
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| 04 Dec 2015 09:52 AM |
| 1306: france suffers a massive food shortage resulting in them going cannibalistic. |
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| 04 Dec 2015 09:54 AM |
1307: chuck norris first appears in recorded history, killed the last mega T-rex after its rampage in ancient Australia
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hugae
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| Joined: 30 Jul 2015 |
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| 04 Dec 2015 09:58 AM |
1308: a game called rocraft is made which allows you to share games you made while surviving in a world with monsters
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LeveIing
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| 04 Dec 2015 09:59 AM |
| 1309:Dinsours came back as a virus and made people cannibals |
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Xuvia
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| 04 Dec 2015 10:00 AM |
| 1311: some random poor person in china made the first meme |
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| 04 Dec 2015 10:01 AM |
| 1310: aliens invade but are squashed by chuck noris |
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| 04 Dec 2015 10:01 AM |
1313: The giant robotic mechanical devil rises out of the ocean, gets killed by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is stranded at sea until 1395 after this.
DanBrowned, the sultan and morally positive lord of Off Topic. | *memes eternally* |
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| 04 Dec 2015 10:01 AM |
| 1395: chuck noris travel back in time to 1315 |
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Xuvia
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| 04 Dec 2015 10:02 AM |
| 1312: noodles declared the national food of china by the chinese emperor |
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| 04 Dec 2015 10:02 AM |
1400: Roblox is created 1481: the iPhone 6S Plus is made |
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| 04 Dec 2015 10:03 AM |
1316: a peasant accidentally uses uranium when growing a garden. world is taken over by evil plants. |
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| 04 Dec 2015 10:04 AM |
| 1318: chuck noris returns from mars and eats the mutant plants |
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| 04 Dec 2015 10:04 AM |
| 1400: kate bush creates earth |
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Xuvia
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| 04 Dec 2015 10:05 AM |
| 1317: large amount of oil discovered in texas by a group of hillbilly sent by president ted |
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| 04 Dec 2015 10:05 AM |
| 1408: earth is invaded by chuck noris and his texas space rangers. |
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