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Inzomniak is not online. Inzomniak
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04 Dec 2015 09:41 AM
starting at 1300
1300: the first documented piece of history is discovered, a scripture that details the invasion of krezkitalia in what is now modern-day russia by china's joe dynasty


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04 Dec 2015 09:41 AM
also double years are alright
it's not like there's only one major event that happens every year


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04 Dec 2015 09:42 AM
1301: Kublai Khan writes a great poem about himself but it's stolen by the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather of Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
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04 Dec 2015 09:43 AM
1302: Some guy made computers.


(Now we better get better tech)
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1303: batman bin suparman is born, invents time travel and the scarf

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1303: the great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather of the lead singer of nickelback murders emperor kebablord of the ottoman empire


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04 Dec 2015 09:46 AM
1304: columbus sinks in the middle of the ocean thus never discovering america
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1304: batman bin suparman travels back in time from 1688, gets killed by a walrus, motivating his 1304-self to invent the pistol

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1305: some peasant named theodore washes up on the shore of north america and founds the nation of tedland.


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1306: france suffers a massive food shortage resulting in them going cannibalistic.
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1307: chuck norris first appears in recorded history, killed the last mega T-rex after its rampage in ancient Australia

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1308: a game called rocraft is made which allows you to share games you made while surviving in a world with monsters


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1310: leveiing was born
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1309:Dinsours came back as a virus and made people cannibals
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1311: some random poor person in china made the first meme
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1310: aliens invade but are squashed by chuck noris
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1313: The giant robotic mechanical devil rises out of the ocean, gets killed by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is stranded at sea until 1395 after this.

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1395: chuck noris travel back in time to 1315
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1312: noodles declared the national food of china by the chinese emperor
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1400: Roblox is created
1481: the iPhone 6S Plus is made
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04 Dec 2015 10:03 AM
1316: a peasant accidentally uses uranium when growing a garden.
world is taken over by evil plants.
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04 Dec 2015 10:04 AM
1318: chuck noris returns from mars and eats the mutant plants
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1400: kate bush creates earth
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1317: large amount of oil discovered in texas by a group of hillbilly sent by president ted
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1408: earth is invaded by chuck noris and his texas space rangers.
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