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| 28 Nov 2015 10:36 AM |
(I really just want to see how off-topic this RP can get, so here it goes:) I put my foot down. He gives me that cold glare, giving me the feeling that everything has gone cold in the world. The mere power of this being shows me that he is not to be reckoned with. I feel alone, yet here he is, standing a mere foot away from my face... He opens his mouth... |
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static321
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| 28 Nov 2015 10:44 AM |
Meanwhile, Sir Isaac Michron takes a sip of his tea. He gently places his cup on the serene mahogany coffee table. He stands up.
"Robert. How is Rover doing.."
Robert, the clumsy assistant. Comes out of his room holding a stack of paper above his hands. Some are flying about.
"UHM, SIR. SOMEONE HAS BROKEN INTO THE TESTING FIELD AND IS CURRENTLY ENGAGING IN SOME KIND OF BREAK DANCE WITH ROVER."
"What?" Isaac states.
The stack of paper grudginly falls on the floor. Robert's face turns red and he slowly bends over to pick them up. To which he stops when Isaac closes his eyes and shakes his head.
"IT'S TRUE SIR! LOOK!" Robert runs over to the window and unslides the cover that masks the testing grounds, sure enough. It shows someone meticulously challenging the giant mutated dog to a break dance. Their voices can be subtly heard.
"YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!" To which the individual does the initial Hotline Bling dance move. Pretending to be shuffling a deck of cards. Rover the dog soon mimics this. |
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| 28 Nov 2015 11:14 AM |
Suddenly, Snowverlord-senpai stupidly stumbles into the room, "DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?!"
To all; nothing is finite, space is unlimited for all we know, and my ammunition regenerates itself. |
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| 28 Nov 2015 11:46 AM |
| Billy Mays... That's all I have too say. |
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| 28 Nov 2015 04:47 PM |
| All Mays/Rover wins the so-called breakdancing contest and everyone at the testing lab died, Rover/Mays DOES build a snowman... Only to find that he was not alone as a mutant dog. I had died after I lost that contest, but death isn't always the end... |
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| 28 Nov 2015 04:55 PM |
I run into Dan's room and, after taking a sip of magma from my ROBLOX armor table cup, say:
"I can truthfully say, my dear Danonymous, that BHOPP DIO64565769 BN." |
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| 28 Nov 2015 08:33 PM |
Dan looked at me in surprise. He hadn't expected this moment. We both knew what this all could mean. "NB 967546OID PPGGGGGHB," Dan said to me. Then I knew, this wasn't Dan. The code, it was all wrong. THIS... is Rover v2. Dan was a mutant dog. Was he even Dan? Sweat trickled down his cheek. But this wasn't just any tear... It was oil. He looked at me and cried. He said to me, "Why, Captain. Why would you betray us?" His voice started to get higher as he spoke, until he sounded like a haunted doll. "Why, Captain, why? Why did you betray us?" He grabbed my arm. I yelled at him in fear, "Dan, why are you doing this?". He responded with a low scratchy voice, "We are not Dan. We are Rover." "DANONYMOUS! WHY!?!?" "Your magma deludes you, our brother. We are Rover. WE are Rover. WE ARE rover. WE ARE ROVER!!!!" He slowly moved his hand up my chest, over my heart, and onto my face. Memories flooded my head. Sad memories. Scary memories. I imagined my father. Putting me down and never picking me back up again. My dog, Revor, licking up my spilled cup of magma for the last time. I saw the night. A star-less night. Coldness. I would never see again. All I could feel was emptiness. Danonymous was no longer Danonymous. He was We, Coldness, Emptiness, Darkness, Rover, Revor, Lietenant, deceit. I strained myself to look up at him with my beautiful blue eyes, which were no more. I heared him say, "Bring your friends it's fun to lose and to pretend. I'm over-bored and self-assured. With the lights out, it's most dangerous. Here we are now, entertain us You'd feel stupid and contagious. Here you are now, entertain us I'm worse at what I do best And for this gift I feel blessed Our little group has always been And always will until the end"...
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Kolrr
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| 29 Nov 2015 01:23 PM |
"NO!!"
I punch you in the face. |
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Kolrr
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| 29 Nov 2015 06:55 PM |
| You have now caught the Oxy Clean virus, you are doomed to die. |
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Sponge330
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| 29 Nov 2015 07:56 PM |
| Naegg was too busy flipping eggs with his ahoge to notice, and somehow burned all of Kentucky. |
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