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| 17 Nov 2015 03:26 PM |
-A surreal ISRP set up like one of those final fantasy things, the previous incarnation if this, 'This is not a game' was banned because foreign languages make the mods spicy.-
Game: Satanic Overture: Martian Funeral Genre: JRPG Release Date: 2027 Developer: White House Enterprises Publisher: Cryptic United Plot Synopsis: 年に2517年には2517地球は殺しであり、火星のあなたには、いくつかの不気味な男を撮影しなきゃ、This plot synopsis means nothing.
You are a man who doesn't exist, in charge of playing this game.
In your office sits an old PC, a Cryptek GX-9, an old machine, a copy of Martian Funeral (On beautiful and outdated HoloTape), and a HoloTape Reader.
Options System (You get four I guess)
A-Boot PC B-Open Game Box X-Plug in Tape Drive Y-Activate Monitor
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| 17 Nov 2015 03:40 PM |
You lift your skeletal meat bit to your power button, pushing it in. The machine glows an eerie green as the computer whirs up.
A-Clap At your Victory B-Open Game Box X-Plug in Tape Drive Y-Switch on Monitor
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| 17 Nov 2015 03:47 PM |
You clap at the victory of you pressing the microswitch-inlaid button. The monitor clicks on, showing the Cryp-Tek logo.
A-Open Game Box B-Begin mashing the 'f' key on the keyboard X-Open Game Box Gently Y-Plug in Tape Deck Sensually |
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| 17 Nov 2015 04:09 PM |
Inside is a game manual, the actual game, and a Mars-Tek Decoder Ring™.
A-Wow, neat! B-Insert Tape X-Plug in Tape Deck Y-Plug in Tape Deck but with the ring on top of the tape deck. |
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| 18 Nov 2015 12:37 AM |
Blyad Cyka!
Yu buut viddygam.
You are Geoff, you sit in bunk room, lonely and alone. In your room is twenty years of old documents, a television, and a couch.
-Geoff- HP: 30 Juice: 10 Weapon: Fist (1d4 DMG) Hat: Space Hat Uniform: Space Coat Boots: Space Boots
-Skills- Wrist Slap (1d6 damage) (5 Juice)
Stuff
5 Space Air A Book on Haircuts (1d6 damage)
A-Leave Bunk (Use 1 Space Air) B-Watch TV X-Read Papes Y-Sit on Couch |
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