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| 16 Nov 2015 04:05 PM |
So dig this, right? I had just excused myself from math class, bathroom pass in hand, and made my way down the hall. I finally get into the bathroom, which is pretty full by the way, luckily a stall is open to me. It was a little to high up for my wing wang, dig? So I had to tippy toes and piss. Thing is, this is where it gets awkward. Fer' some reason this piss was no ordinary piss. As soon as I let the stream let loose, I got this uh.. fantastic feeling and I kinda let out a "Mphmm- ah~!". I continued to let the pool drain for a little until I realized what I did when everybody was looking at me.
Everyone in the bathroom had this disgusted look on there face and just stared at me for a little, so I tried to pretend like its normal, I said "what" and they all just shook their heads and left. Except one guy. It was this enormous black dude on the other side of the stall, he has this menacing scowl on and his glare was so intense I thought his eyes were popping out. I just stared back and tried to act tough, but the intense increase in urine splashing into the urinal probably gave my scared feelings away. Eventually, he pulled up with his fly letting out a *ZZzzp*! and he walked over to me, a lopsided grin on his face.
I cowered into the corner of the bathroom, and he just stood over me for a while until he grabbed me by my chin and ruffled my hair. He said in his ghastly colored accent "Yoo mah bhicth naw, ya hear me?" I nodded, too scared to actually say anything. He then put his finger in my mouth and laughed, and walked out.
Well OT, should I go to school tomorrow? |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:08 PM |
| what the heck did I just read |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:08 PM |
no because those students are immature doonkufs
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:09 PM |
thats very embassassing tbh.
I say act normal for a week until everyone forgets it, also try not to go to the bathroom that much |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:09 PM |
| what the heck did I just read [2] |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:09 PM |
im laughing way harder than i need to
i am procrastinating right nowhttp://www.roblox.com/halo-item?id=52630912 |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:11 PM |
"thats very embassassing tbh."
I know :(( Thanks for advice btw, I don't think I'll go, that black guy was scary.. |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:13 PM |
"im laughing way harder than i need to"
its not funny :((
please, give more advice, I wanna have my options.. |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:18 PM |
become friends with benifits
" I didn't choose the crappost life, the crappost life chose me" |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:18 PM |
| a real coming of age story 10/10 |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:19 PM |
| Why did you have a fantastic feeling and have no ordinary piss? |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:21 PM |
| mommy whats that sticky white stuff? |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:25 PM |
"yes yes go on"
Nothing else to tell, and I don't want this story to go on :(
"Become friends with benfits"
No! >:(
Wait someone is knocking on me door |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:33 PM |
It was just fedex Thank gosh But I think that black guy is gonna make me his bottom |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:34 PM |
| Tell your parents, like wtf why is this so hard for people.. |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:38 PM |
I can't tell my parents, they'll yell at me for not being a man
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:39 PM |
what did i read
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:40 PM |
well than, since you're a wimp and don't want to tell your parents, prepare your bum...
(honestly your parents will help, this is illegal and can inflict really bad trauma.) |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:41 PM |
10/IO oters would read again
siggy now I am cool (👌 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°👏) |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:41 PM |
go to school
its just...well... |
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| 16 Nov 2015 04:42 PM |
| so basically you got the Fantastic Feeling™ in the bathroom in front of everyone |
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