|
| 08 Jul 2015 02:11 AM |
oprah was rushed to the hospital cause she was about to give birth to a baby "oh god jesus in heaven above i pray help me also u get a free car nurse" she said to one of the ppl wheeling her into the delivering room she got throwed on to the bed then the doctors put masks on so the labor juices wouldnt go down their throat "ok oprah i need u to push" said the doctor oprah screamed as she tried w all her big woman might to pop the sucker out but it just wouldnt come "its like im constipated help me doctor" "oprah we will give you a c section" said the doctor they cut open her belly and yanked the baby out and gooey juices squirted everywhere (good thing they had mask on) oprah held little baby winfrey and suddenly she started pointing at everyone in the delivery room "you get a baby! you get a baby! aaaand you get a baby!" all the doctors (even the boys) crumpled over as they felt like their insides were being dragged out their front door and screamed as crying babies split their skin open and crawled out. they ran around in a panic with their slimy newborns being dragged around the delivery room floor hanging from the fleshy cords the end |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 08 Jul 2015 02:14 AM |
| i worked rlly hard on it ;( |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
fathom778
|
  |
| Joined: 04 Aug 2012 |
| Total Posts: 1948 |
|
|
| 08 Jul 2015 02:17 AM |
What...what...what did I just read?
Try new Ultimate Warriors Roid Roids! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 08 Jul 2015 02:19 AM |
I think I love you, OP
Stupid timezones. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
| |
|
|
| 08 Jul 2015 02:29 AM |
MAKE MORE STORIES "YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY" - SOME CHRISTMAS SONG
Stupid timezones. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 08 Jul 2015 02:31 AM |
| im tired n like i sayed before i worked rly hard |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
| |
|
|
| 08 Jul 2015 02:39 AM |
oh my god seriously what is thisssss
howl |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 08 Jul 2015 02:45 AM |
It's modern art
Stupid timezones. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Uppercutt
|
  |
| Joined: 13 Aug 2011 |
| Total Posts: 12067 |
|
| |
|
|
| 08 Jul 2015 03:11 AM |
um ok let me explain oprah maked all the delivery room doctors have babies and they were scared cause they didnt know what was happening so they ran around n dragged the babies with them cause nobody cutted the cords |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Uppercutt
|
  |
| Joined: 13 Aug 2011 |
| Total Posts: 12067 |
|
|
| 08 Jul 2015 03:12 AM |
wait like but how
is she magic wow |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 08 Jul 2015 03:29 AM |
| yes cause u know how she makes presents appear under her audiences seats |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 08 Jul 2015 03:33 AM |
| i may be a countess but im not illiterate |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Uppercutt
|
  |
| Joined: 13 Aug 2011 |
| Total Posts: 12067 |
|
|
| 08 Jul 2015 03:34 AM |
| sry never really watched her shows |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
| |
|
|
| 09 Nov 2015 02:32 PM |
| i forgot about this masterpiece oh my god |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 09 Nov 2015 02:35 PM |
@vineshroom thank you for necro-bumping this post, this is the best story I've ever seen |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
zace60
|
  |
| Joined: 12 Mar 2015 |
| Total Posts: 759 |
|
| |
|
|
| 09 Nov 2015 02:38 PM |
i didn't necrobump this but my best friend did i was the one who showed him it back in july though |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|