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| 01 Nov 2015 09:52 PM |
SO (⊃´・Δ・`)⊃ RUn RUN RUn RUN RuN
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YOHIOloid
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| 01 Nov 2015 09:52 PM |
| random :3333333333333333333333333333333 im so cooooool |
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crs100
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| 01 Nov 2015 09:53 PM |
| I'm sorry, HowToBasic! Please don't do this! |
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RiftTalon
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| 01 Nov 2015 09:54 PM |
I hate "random girls."
"ugm im so randum, turtle holds up spork lel. Nick cage is a mage" |
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doggy00
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anaka9
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| 01 Nov 2015 09:55 PM |
CAN I USE THEM AS HATS?
Sweet dreams are made of cheese |
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| 01 Nov 2015 09:55 PM |
See! This is why we shouldn't allow women to hold our eggs! |
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| 01 Nov 2015 09:56 PM |
| what if im allergic to eggs |
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| 01 Nov 2015 09:56 PM |
I hate "random girls."
"ugm im so randum, turtle holds up spork lel. Nick cage is a mage"
u kno me m8 am noyt randum u r and ur grmur is horridble |
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| 01 Nov 2015 09:56 PM |
@jessi would that be murder or assault? |
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| 01 Nov 2015 09:57 PM |
"what if im allergic to eggs"
u betr (⊃´・Δ・`)⊃ RUn RUN RUn RUN RuN fast leik sanic den |
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casarela
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| 01 Nov 2015 10:01 PM |
Speak of eggs..
A few years ago my ex husband and I had a blast summoning spirits. His parents had recently passed (god bless) due to a pretty nasty car accident. We often summoned them and by the end he'd be crying and I'd hold him in my arms for the rest of the night. On one particular night, we were eating eggs. Scrambled, fried, hard boiled, omelette, you name it, we probably did it. We went insane on our high protein health kicks and it was kind of stupid. We were enjoying our eggs when suddenly we had a strong urge to connect with his parents. We did so and their visions came through to us. Throughout our conversation his father kept licking his chops and staring at our plates. I realized as he rubbed his belly that he was craving our eggs so I offered. He had doe like eyes as he said, "Oh but I can't! It will pass right through me and onto the floor!" and I pondered a way to do this. I turned to my husband and started to shovel eggs into his mouth, we shared no words. He just took the eggs and swallowed the hard boiled ones whole and he even ate a few of the raw ones we joked about eating. He held in his vomit for a moment before blasting it over the chair his father sat in. His father basked in the glory of vomit eggs while I comforted my sick husband. His mother just proceeded to knit and ignore what was going on. With that, his fathers eyes twinkled with life one last time and he faded along with my husbands mother. |
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| 01 Nov 2015 10:05 PM |
"would that be murder or assault?"
both |
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| 01 Nov 2015 10:10 PM |
>gets frying pan from nowhere READY |
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| 01 Nov 2015 10:11 PM |
| i eet spidurs with mah crickets B) am swag B) leik eggs eggs r swag |
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| 01 Nov 2015 10:12 PM |
damn thee witch for she has killed mine arachnids that can saveth us! *bows to the crowd* |
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Mucilage
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| 01 Nov 2015 10:13 PM |
go to rt and make people lose their brain cells there and don't ever come back you disgraceful waste of flesh
im a fat cow | +2k posts |
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| 01 Nov 2015 10:14 PM |
im goiung to get a very grandiose beard
B) it b fabulas
B) it b made of eggs and spidrs
B) it b fabulsr than evryone elses |
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Peridork
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| 01 Nov 2015 10:14 PM |
nice bio
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| 01 Nov 2015 10:14 PM |
@mucilage that is my plan to slowly kill people with my stupid acts there is two things you can do about it get away from me, or watch |
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Mucilage
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| 01 Nov 2015 10:15 PM |
"@mucilage that is my plan to slowly kill people with my stupid acts there is two things you can do about it get away from me, or watch"
by the way i was talking to amber lol
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