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spyblox007 is not online. spyblox007
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02 Nov 2015 01:17 AM
There was once a man who wanted to create a planter. The planter required exactly 100 bricks. So the man went to the hardware store to buy some. When he got there he found that there was a sale on 101 bricks. He asked the cashier if he could just buy 100 for the discount, but the cashier said no. But the cashier told him that he could return the extra brick if he really didn't need it. So the man buys the 101 bricks and builds the planter, having one brick left over. So he went back to return it. When he got there he found that there was a different cashier there. When he asked to return the brick the cashier told him he couldn't. He told the cashier that the other cashier said it was ok. The cashier then told him to talk with the manager. When he told the manager the situation, the manager said that he could not return the brick. So the guy storms out of the store with the brick still in his hand and turns around, facing the building. He then throws the brick at the window of the managers office on the second floor. It flies over it.

Funny right?

...

How about I tell another joke: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=177362103

"That's what Mcdonald's wants you to think."
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GoodDysAlt is not online. GoodDysAlt
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02 Nov 2015 01:18 AM
ok now get out

~also, BMO~
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spyblox007 is not online. spyblox007
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02 Nov 2015 01:36 AM
Ignore this thread. Also if a moderator would please delete this thread too, that would be nice.

"That's what Mcdonald's wants you to think."
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Rewbleex is not online. Rewbleex
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02 Nov 2015 01:38 AM
@spy
you get a warning everytime a thread/reply of yours gets deleted, an awkward thread is better than 1 day ban.
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spyblox007 is not online. spyblox007
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02 Nov 2015 01:40 AM
Ik, just this awkward thread is very awkward.
btw, because two of my threads were deleted, my browser kept crashing whenever I logged in.

"That's what Mcdonald's wants you to think."
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Javatar9999alt is not online. Javatar9999alt
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02 Nov 2015 01:42 AM
Two alpacas and one soldier walk into a bar,

They sit down and the bartender says: "how am I going to serve ya today?"

The soldier replies: "you already have."

The bartender is confused and asks it again.

The soldier then replies: "By serving me your soul." And proceeds throwing em over the counter.

After said encounter, he orders his alpacas to spit on him.

He stops himself from leaving and looks back when the bartender asks "why???"

He then says: "Because, I'm the one who SERVES."

He leaves and throws a chair through the window, punches the bartender again, and leaves.

Did you enjoy my "I'm the one who knocks." Parody?
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Rewbleex is not online. Rewbleex
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02 Nov 2015 01:45 AM
@spy
I've had a lot of awkward threads, which is obvious because of my post count (1,1k posts), just don't think everyone cares about you so much. At least that's how I calm myself down after posting something I regret immediatly afterwards.
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spyblox007 is not online. spyblox007
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02 Nov 2015 02:11 AM
It's not that I care what the other people think about me, but that in real life I have to tell my friends I got a warning on roblox for spamming... also I don't like the feeling that I got a warning. It makes me feel like a bad person.

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Javatar9999alt is not online. Javatar9999alt
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02 Nov 2015 02:14 AM
Actually, ive seen the "spam" you've posted before. Mainly from pictures on Google.

That isn't anything to be warned for, so you must of had a bad admin on your case.

But it could of been worse, you could of had your acc deleted and couldn't appeal to the idiotic reasoning because you had no internet.
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SirHeinousLot is not online. SirHeinousLot
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02 Nov 2015 02:15 AM
this isn't funny




Feed me: http://www.roblox.com/----item?id=315610605
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Javatar9999alt is not online. Javatar9999alt
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02 Nov 2015 02:23 AM
I think that's the joke. He pretended to make a little bit of a bad science joke, as a joke.
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spyblox007 is not online. spyblox007
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02 Nov 2015 10:09 AM
How did you find my "spam" on google??? Did you just search Spyblox007's spam?

"That's what Mcdonald's wants you to think."
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Javatar9999alt is not online. Javatar9999alt
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02 Nov 2015 04:22 PM
Nah, some guy named robixj or something was posting stuff on a forum and one of the links provided were by Google.
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spyblox007 is not online. spyblox007
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02 Nov 2015 04:25 PM
I'm still confused.

That's what Mcdonald's wants you to think.
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Mucilage is not online. Mucilage
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02 Nov 2015 04:26 PM
tl;dr
but read the replies
it must be a dirty joke


im a fat cow | +2k posts
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Javatar9999alt is not online. Javatar9999alt
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02 Nov 2015 04:47 PM
Boogity boogity hl3 confirmed, boogity boogity boo, illuminatay!.
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spyblox007 is not online. spyblox007
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02 Nov 2015 05:07 PM
No it's not a dirty joke, the link was terminated because of spam.

I realize I have the other joke still in the notepad...
How about I tell the other joke.

One time there was a woman who was in an airplane with her pet dog. This was back when airplanes had windows that could be rolled down. Sitting in front of the woman was a man smoking a cigar. The smoke from the cigar started to choke the woman and her dog. So she asks him politely to stop smoking. He says no. A few minutes later, she asks him to throw is cigar out the window. He replies that he will only do that if she throws her dog out the window. She is horrified and refuses. A few more minutes later she is now suffering greatly from the smoke. She finally agrees to throw her dog out the window. The guy throws his cigar out and she throws her dog out. When the plane lands, she is in tears as she exits the plane. But low and behold, sitting on the back wing of the plane, is the dog. And guess what's in it's mouth?

Did you think a cigar? Nope. It was a brick.


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Javatar9999alt is not online. Javatar9999alt
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02 Nov 2015 06:52 PM
A person agreeing to throw a living thing out a ridiculously high up window instead of suffering for it, shouldn't have it at all.
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spyblox007 is not online. spyblox007
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05 Nov 2015 01:22 AM
It wasn't a building... also, people in jokes are weird, I was going to try and argue the persons case, but it would be no use. Arguing for someone who doesn't exist XD.

That's what Mcdonald's wants you to think.
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Vyrenn is online. Vyrenn
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05 Nov 2015 01:30 AM
hilarious and original...
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Javatar9999alt is not online. Javatar9999alt
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05 Nov 2015 04:58 AM
Intriguing...
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XxroboinvadexX is not online. XxroboinvadexX
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05 Nov 2015 04:59 AM
you had to necrobump this


M7 + 1
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spyblox007 is not online. spyblox007
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05 Nov 2015 04:15 PM
I didn't mean to necrobump, I just wanted to take the embarrassment away.

That's what Mcdonald's wants you to think.
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Javatar9999alt is not online. Javatar9999alt
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05 Nov 2015 08:33 PM
Necrobump revised...

Well if you want to take the embarrassment away, you could start by fighting your fears and nolonger calling it embarrassment. Show some pride soldier.
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Javatar9999alt is not online. Javatar9999alt
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08 Nov 2015 03:58 AM
Emberrasi,

Kimnishia

Kimbiashi,

Okimaru,

Selatee,

And kelmin too,

Anbif shikura,

NEEEECCCROOOOBUMMMMPPP!!!!!
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