Romoism
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| 30 Oct 2015 11:52 AM |
READ THIS THREAD IN THE VOICE OF CRAIG FROM PARKS AND RECREATION FOR MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT
WARNINGS: 1). YES IT WILL BE IN ALL CAPS. 2). YES THERE IS SALT. 3). IF YOU HATE THE CAPS SUCKS FOR YOU. I WONT APOLOGIZE FOR HAVING TO MUCH PASSION.
BEFORE I GET TO LISTING MY GRIEVENCES LIKE OUR FOUNDING FATHERS DID IN THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, LET ME START OFF WITH POSITIVES FROM LAST NIGHT'S LOSS:
MAVS WON THE REBOUNDING BATTLE 55-53. TAKE THAT!
JOHN JENKINS GOD BLESS YOU ARE LITERALLY FAM
DIRK NOWITZKI IS TIRED AF OF DJ BS AND I SUPPORT ANY OF HIS EFFORTS TO KILL DJ
JAMIE BENN IS LITERALLY JESUS REINCARNATED. I KNOW THIS IS THE WRONG SPORT BUT I FEEL OBLIGATED TO REMIND EVERYONE OF THAT FACT FROM HERE ON OUT. I MAY JUST CONVERT TO BENNISM THAT IS HOW GOOD HE IS.
ONTO THE SALT:
WHILE I MAY NOT LIKE HOW JAMES HARDEN TRIES TO DRAW A FOUL EVERYTIME HE DRIVES TO THE BASKET I UNDERSTAND WHY HE DOES IT AND I RESPECT HIM FOR IT BECAUSE IF HE DOESNT GET IT HE DOESNT ACT LIKE THE CLIPPERS. THE CLIPPERS ARE LITERALLY THE BIGGEST BABIES IN THE NBA. EVERYTIME A FOUL GETS CALLED AGAINST THEM THEY ACT LIKE THEY WERE JUST UNJUSTLEY PERSECUTED AND/OR OPPRESSED. AND WHENEVER THEY DONT GET A FOUL THEY THROW A TEMPER TANTRUM WITH THE POOR SOUL THAT HAS TO DEAL WITH THEM. IM LOOKING AT YOU CHRIS PAUL, BLAKE GRIFFIN, AND DEANDRE JORDAN.
CLIFF PAUL WILL ALWAYS BE THE FAVORITE PAUL BECAUSE HE DOESN'T CURL UP LIKE A BABY WHEN THINGS DONT GO HIS WAY
DJ'S FT SHOOTING IS GOING TO BE THE SOLE REASON THE CLIPPERS DONT WIN A TITLE
AS IF JOSH SMITH COULD BE ANY MORE UNLIKEABLE-JUST KIDDING HE IS ALWAYS REACHING NEW LEVELS OF ANIMOSITY. THERE WAS SERIOUSLY A TIME WHEN HE WAS WITH ATLANTA THAT I OPENLY SUPPORTED HIM ON HERE. TO BAD DETROIT TOUCHED HIM.
JUSTIN ANDERSON UR SUPPOSED TO BE SIMBA. START PLAYING LIKE IT FAM
DIRK IT WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT FOR YOU TO JUST STAY ON THE OFFENSIVE END OF THE FLOOR AND LET THE MAVS PLAY 5 ON 4 DEFENSE
DOC RIVERS ALLOWED AUSTIN RIVERS TO PLAY AFTER AUSTIN RIVERS THREW A SEAT CUSHION AT A FAN. WHAT AN ENABLER.
TERRIBLE GOALKEEPING BUT STILL WINNING? TOTAL DALLAS STARS MOVE. WAIT WRONG SPORT AGAIN.
JEREMY EVANS PLAYED 24 MINUTES SCORED THE SAME AMOUNT OF POINTS (2), TOOK THE SAME AMOUNT OF SHOTS (2), AND FREE THROWS (2). THAT IS LAZINESS THAT IS BORDERLINE COMMENDABLE.
THE FACT THE MAVS BASICALLY PLAYED THEIR BENCH AND HUNG WITH THE CLIPPERS FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE GAME EITHER SHOWS THE CLIPPERS SUCK OR THEY DONT HAVE ANY DEPTH. LETS PICK BOTH.
EXITING SHOT: MAVS LOST BUT THEY STILL HAVE THE SAME RECORD AS THE ROCKETS AND THANK GOD THE ROCKETS STARTED THEIR SEASON BECAUSE I DONT THINK THE CITY OF HOUSTON COULD OF GONE ANOTHER WEEK WATCHING THE TEXANS ATTEMPTING TO PLAY FOOTBALL.
FINAL TAKE: THE DALLAS STARS ARE EATIN FAM- WAIT WRONG SPORT AGAIN.
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Romoism
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| 30 Oct 2015 11:58 AM |
| BY HIS BOSS. IF IM COACHING MY SON'S TEAM AND HE DOES THAT FIRST IM CONGRAGULATING HIM FOR SHOWING PASSION THEN IM BENCHING HIS ASS TO TEACH HIM NOT TO HURT PEOPLE. SAME APPLIES TO AUSTIN RIVERS AND DOC RIVERS. |
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MercuraIs
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Romoism
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| 30 Oct 2015 04:15 PM |
| WHATEVER WE ALL KNOW THIS FIRST GAME IS JUST TO SIZE EACH OTHER UP. TALK TO ME AFTER THE CLIPPERS COME TO DALLAS AND HAVE TO ACTUALLY PLAY THE MAVS ACTUAL STARTING 5 |
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| 30 Oct 2015 04:31 PM |
the clippers also had a poor shooting night yet still won pretty easily
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| 31 Oct 2015 04:06 PM |
@extemmas
It was close the first half and they started to pull away midway through the 3rd quarter. I think if the Mavs had D-Will, Matthews, and Parsons in the rotation they would of won |
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| 31 Oct 2015 04:58 PM |
| Yeah if the whole clippers lineup was injured |
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