James1011
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| 27 Oct 2015 12:40 AM |
You are a miserable OTer, in the bleak life known as The Existence. Your goal is to become ultra famous on Off Topic, and open the portal to Nonexistence.
We will start this story in the Basement of Safety, holding your precious Deck of Cantrips, which currently contains 1 unopened Booster Pack of Cantrips and the single card that you kept after The Existence forced you into the Basement of Safety - The Gate Lock.
Your HUD has been granted to you:
Condition: Healthy | Money: $50 | Alignment: Neutral | P: 0 | A: 0 | Influence Level: Neutrino
A. Access the Computer B. Check your supplies C. Venture out of your Basement D. Order an Upgrade E. Open your Booster Pack of Cantrips |
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| 27 Oct 2015 12:46 AM |
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James1011
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| 27 Oct 2015 12:51 AM |
Neglecting your responsibilities in The Existence, you open the Computer.
Your Deck of Cantrips will be the only thing that will work in both The Existence and in The Computer World.
You need to buy things for The Existence, and software for The Computer World.
Condition: Healthy | Money: $50 | Alignment: Neutral | Power: 0 | Access: 0 | Influence Level: Neutrino
A. Go on Off Topic B. Go on Amazon C. Go on the Download site D. Go on the Game site E. Open your Booster Pack of Cantrips F. Shut Down |
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James1011
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| 27 Oct 2015 01:01 AM |
Condition: Healthy | Money: $50 | Alignment: Neutral | P: 0 | A: 0 | Influence Level: Neutrino
You leave The Computer World, and you are back in The Existence.
A. Check your supplies B. Venture out of your Basement C. Order an Upgrade D. Search the Basement E. Open your Booster Pack of Cantrips |
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James1011
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| 27 Oct 2015 01:07 AM |
You open your Booster Pack of Cantrips.
It contains $100! Hooray!
You added these cards to your Deck of Cantrips:
The Cubic Memory The Rational Thought The Flaming Orb The Ray of Frost The Stone of Friendliness
Condition: Healthy | Money: $150 | Alignment: Neutral | P: 0 | A: 0 | Influence Level: Neutrino
A. Check your supplies B. Venture out of your Basement C. Order an Upgrade D. Search the Basement E. Sleep |
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James1011
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| 27 Oct 2015 01:12 AM |
You search the basement for anything interesting, and you find a secret box!
The box contains a day's worth of food and water (yes!), and a Booster Pack of Cantrips (YEAH!).
Feeling good about yourself, you feel better and raise a Condition level.
Condition: Wonderful | Money: $50 | Alignment: Neutral | Power: 0 | Access: 2 | Influence Level: Neutrino
A. Access the Computer B. Check your supplies C. Venture out of your Basement D. Order an Upgrade E. Open your Booster Pack of Cantrips |
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James1011
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| 27 Oct 2015 01:45 AM |
| The Deck of Cantrips can be used by simply saying the card's name instead of an option. |
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James1011
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| 27 Oct 2015 03:48 AM |
The air in the basement gets thicker and murkier.
Condition: Wonderful | Money: $50 | Alignment: Neutral | Power: 0 | Access: 2 | Influence Level: Neutrino
A. Access the Computer B. Check your supplies C. Venture out of your Basement D. Order an Upgrade E. Open your Booster Pack of Cantrips F. Try to call the Keeper |
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smg4
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James1011
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| 27 Oct 2015 03:53 AM |
Condition: Wonderful | Money: $150 | Alignment: Neutral | Power: 0 | Access: 2 | Influence Level: Neutrino
You venture out of the Basement of Safety.
Beware, since dangers can reduce your Condition, Influence Level, Power, and Access!
A. Go outside B. Pilfer some food C. Stare out the window D. Call the Keeper E. Use the phone |
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James1011
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| 27 Oct 2015 03:57 AM |
Condition: Wonderful | Money: $150 | Alignment: Neutral | Power: 0 | Access: 2 | Influence Level: Neutrino
You finally go outside. You go blind for a moment, but then your eyes readjust. You luckily have your own vehicle, so you can go places.
A. Look for a job B. Search for odd jobs C. Go to the supermarket D. Go to the local gaming store E. Go to the restaurant F. Go to the gym G. Go to the mall H. Go to the forest |
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| 27 Oct 2015 03:58 AM |
| This is James1011, he is a brony, |
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James1011
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| 27 Oct 2015 04:00 AM |
Condition: Average | Money: $150 | Alignment: Neutral | Power: -3 | Access: 2 | Influence Level: Neutrino
Attempting to use a Deck of Cantrips card that you don't have, you suffer a brain shock that will reduce your Power greatly, and you lose two Condition levels because you went blind again.
A. Look for a job B. Search for odd jobs C. Go to the supermarket D. Go to the local gaming store E. Go to the restaurant F. Go to the gym G. Go to the mall H. Go to the forest |
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Sekron1
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James1011
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| 27 Oct 2015 04:12 AM |
Condition: Average | Money: $150 | Alignment: Neutral | Power: -3 | Access: 2 | Influence Level: Neutrino
You look for a job, and you find two jobs. Neither of them pay much.
A. Warehouse Work @ $12/hour B. Office Work @ $8/hour C. Go do something else outside |
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James1011
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| 27 Oct 2015 12:45 PM |
| Be aware that Warehouse Work can lead to random condition losses. |
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James1011
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| 27 Oct 2015 12:55 PM |
Condition: Average | Money: $246 | Alignment: Neutral | Power: -3 | Access: 2 | Influence Level: Neutrino
You're accepted!
8 hours of moving boxes later, your wages are given to you. Luckily, you aren't hurt.
You earned $96.
You now feel Tired.
What now?
A. Go somewhere else outside B. Go home |
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