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| 28 Oct 2015 02:07 PM |
So I am in the middle of doing benchpress (for those of you that don't weight lift- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRVjAtPip0Y) and this girl walks up to me.
okay ill use this time to describe her. no this is not a perv thread so stop. But she's around 5'5'' to 5'8'' and she's very thick on the verge of being overweight I'd say she weighed about 150-160 (I don't know how to calculate girl weight sorry). Her legs were the size of mine, not muscle, but just plain fat. I don't know, the fat on her legs made her have good form. I guess this is not really important, just for imagery purposes. Moving on.
Anyway, she walks up to me and sees the weight that my friend was benchpressing (135 pounds) and she says "pfft I can do that easy." So I say back "Do it. I dare you. I'll spot you." So while we teach her how to do bench press my friends like "Really?" and I murmured back "yeah it'll be funny".
So when we finally teach her through the process, and grabs the bar and I help her lift the bar up, and as I lower the weight holding onto the bar, and then squish into her breasts (this was only done to help her lift the bar back up, not to do whatever), and she tried to lift it from there and she wasn't even close. Her friends all laughed at her.
I'm surprised she didn't say "wait let me try again" like 3 times.
I will admit, though. I did have a slight thought that she wanted me to benchpress her after I went to the bar and started bench pressing that weight at relative ease. But after she and her friends watched they sort of walked away.
Excuse me, but that's inappropriate for school. |
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| 28 Oct 2015 02:09 PM |
"she's very thick on the verge of being overweight I'd say she weighed about 150-160 (I don't know how to calculate girl weight sorry). Her legs were the size of mine, not muscle, but just plain fat. I don't know, the fat on her legs made her have good form"
this is a masterpiece |
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| 28 Oct 2015 02:10 PM |
thanks for the support buddy
Excuse me, but that's inappropriate for school. |
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| 28 Oct 2015 02:13 PM |
wait so you dont like her friends or what
Probably not trolling. |
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| 28 Oct 2015 02:15 PM |
i didn't know her or her friends I think she was a year younger than me.
Excuse me, but that's inappropriate for school. |
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| 28 Oct 2015 02:19 PM |
i meant you dont like them because they were laughing at her when she tried to do it? the title doesnt connect so well with the post
Probably not trolling. |
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| 28 Oct 2015 03:20 PM |
oh i didnt know what to title it lol
Excuse me, but that's inappropriate for school. |
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| 28 Oct 2015 03:20 PM |
| she's very thick on the verge of being overweight I'd say she weighed about 150-160 (I don't know how to calculate girl weight sorry). Her legs were the size of mine, not muscle, but just plain fat. I don't know, the fat on her legs made her have good form |
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| 28 Oct 2015 03:22 PM |
| You should write a book about this, I'm telling you, it'll be a best seller. |
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| 28 Oct 2015 03:24 PM |
| i don't like fat people either |
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| 28 Oct 2015 03:27 PM |
wait so you don't lke fat people or do you not like the type that think they can do anything with little to no experience in it there's a word for that but i don't know it
i need to know |
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| 28 Oct 2015 03:28 PM |
....LOL
Quoteth the kool-aid man "OOOH YEEAH".|Official Charlie Brown of OT.| |
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| 28 Oct 2015 03:29 PM |
i want to gib you money for this
soembody hasn't been taking their anti-edgy pills | ot's meteorologist |
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| 28 Oct 2015 03:32 PM |
| She wanted you know what :) |
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| 28 Oct 2015 03:37 PM |
"She wanted you know what :)"
there were several girls in my gym class who were astonished at what i was doing
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| 28 Oct 2015 03:37 PM |
This should be published in some poetry book somewhere
-fishLAD <*)))>< |
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| 28 Oct 2015 03:38 PM |
To clear up confusion- that's not the right title I don't know, it was a stupid/funny moment for me today
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| 28 Oct 2015 03:40 PM |
"there are the types of people I can't respect" - rocksrolling, 2k15 creative writer
"I'd say she weighed about 150-160 (I don't know how to calculate girl weight sorry). Her legs were the size of mine, not muscle, but just plain fat. I don't know, the fat on her legs made her have good form."
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| 28 Oct 2015 05:35 PM |
you guys are lethal today lol
Excuse me, but that's inappropriate for school. |
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