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| 25 Oct 2015 09:08 PM |
Opening Statement (abridged for the challenged): - uh uh 10 people per training uh activity bad. activity very bad. complan on forms. - wars ar10 seconds each uh uh. no good uh wars. complain on fourms?. -ugh only falmes no good wars. uh uh no good wars. fourms on complin..
Step one: - Hate low activity? More clan conferences. People like attention and giant meetings with name brand clanners. More clan conferences = more people arriving. Gradually replace trainings with clan conferences. Clan conferences will eventually replace raids, patrols, etc. Make a group for clan conferences. People like new groups. Eventually merge all clans into the new group. People like merges. One group will remain for clan conferences. If step one does not work, move onto step two.
Step two: - Tired of short wars? Make them longer. Artificially inflate clan war length. Extend time to finish wars by enhancing the necessary war parameters before warring. Augment raid wins to over 100 per clan. Set minimum deadline for war end twelve weeks in advance to ensure a long and enjoyable war. Set a minimum raid time floor to 3 hours. Make sure each base is extremely large, crammed with bricks, and plenty of fog. Be sure to add bubble chat and a broken radio system.
Step three: - Exhausted with bickering on the forums about your clan leaders also bickering on the forums with other clan leaders bickering about the war and how the clan world is bad since everyone bickers about how too many people flame and bicker during wars? Enforce a zero-tolerance forum discussion policy with members. Make sure to have members not post anything on C&G, including war rules, guidelines, or declarations. Arrange any necessary war-related meetings in-game, using bubble chat and excessive fog as previously stated. That being said, avoid direct contact with opposing clans. Don't even declare war or indicate that you are at war with said clans to avoid unnecessary conflicts. Make sure your clan does not raid the other clan.
Step four: - Enjoy the perfect, most ideal clan world.
Signed, Belmont |
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| 25 Oct 2015 09:11 PM |
I forgot to add:
Make sure to shut down as many active clans as possible. Shutdowns bring attention. You like attention. People like shutdowns. Move attention to clan conferences. |
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| 25 Oct 2015 09:13 PM |
| why is lord intense so intense all of the sudden |
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