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| 22 Oct 2015 05:30 PM |
Wearing a bikini-like suit made of metal? Gives you the same armor rating as a full suit!
Want to set up camp outside? Nope, not physically possible, pay up at the Inn. |
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Aezuica
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| 22 Oct 2015 05:30 PM |
My frying pan gives me a +7 attack boost!!11!
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RayendraF
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| 22 Oct 2015 06:29 PM |
A monster from the forest drops coins gg |
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Xerolayne
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| 22 Oct 2015 07:39 PM |
| i will use my mystical stick to kill everything |
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| 22 Oct 2015 07:43 PM |
>give one item to a random guy >"LET ME FOLLOW YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY TO KILL SUPER-POWERFUL MONSTERS" |
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| 22 Oct 2015 08:44 PM |
| party separates, than team 1 finds an item but some how team 2 who is far away some how can use it |
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| 22 Oct 2015 10:14 PM |
| Got a huge airship or boat with bedrooms, yet still can't rest in there. |
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| 22 Oct 2015 10:23 PM |
has an entire universe thrown at party... they all survive
gets hit by a rare monster that KOs you by head bonking you than gameover
logic |
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| 23 Oct 2015 02:50 AM |
| Who keeps putting coins back in all these chests after I loot them? |
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| 23 Oct 2015 06:56 AM |
>gets asked name >suddenly starts switching gender, species, and features at random for a few minutes in plain view of everyone
*tips fedora* |
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| 23 Oct 2015 06:57 AM |
| >Know everyone else on a first name basis before meeting them. |
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| 23 Oct 2015 12:56 PM |
Guards get terrible training.
World is slowly ending, all the guards in the castle get mauled by X main bad guy/monster/evil overlord.
Random kid from the village with no combat training whatsoever saves everyone and the world within a few weeks.
Seriously, what kind of training do guards get? |
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| 23 Oct 2015 03:08 PM |
| Even if the god the people here believe in came down and told all merchants to give their finest gear to the protagonist for free, the merchants will still sell gear full price to heroes. Even if they know the heroes are the only things capable of saving everyone from death/destruction/tyranny. |
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| 23 Oct 2015 03:25 PM |
you cant hold this item unless you are level 2!
a bear does less damage then a wolf..(cough saob cough)
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alfieq
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| Joined: 15 Feb 2008 |
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| 23 Oct 2015 03:29 PM |
RPG Logic:
1. Drinking a healing potion will instantly heals your cuts, bruises, wounds, broken bones and limb decapitations.
2. Fully equipped metallic armor doesn't jacked your speed and fatigue (on some RPGs).
3. They will survive many days, weeks and months without food, water and sleep!
4. They have an uncanny ability to travel 3000 km and never gets tired after that.
Basically, you're playing as a super human. |
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| 23 Oct 2015 03:33 PM |
| getting stabbed,crushed, and sliced by a 10ft tall giant only does 1 damage! |
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| 23 Oct 2015 05:02 PM |
| It's magic, they ain't gotta explain crap. |
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| 23 Oct 2015 05:55 PM |
dies in battle, uses revival item
dies in story/cutscene, cant use revival items |
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| 23 Oct 2015 10:47 PM |
Giant trolls and giant creatures in general are somehow slow, even though they should be faster because longer feet = longer steps = more speed.
Can forge over 100 weapons, armor, and accessories in an instant.
Shop keepers have infinite loot to sell, and infinite gold to buy stuff with. |
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evilcHa0s
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| Joined: 26 Apr 2012 |
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| 23 Oct 2015 11:05 PM |
>Fits hundreds of weapons in pocket without even wearing backpack
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| 23 Oct 2015 11:20 PM |
Loose in a battle with the most powerful being in the area, possibly the world, who had every intent to permanently stop you from succeeding.
Just heal and come back later because you somehow got away. |
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| 24 Oct 2015 03:47 AM |
| Fists hurts more than broken straight sword.. |
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| 24 Oct 2015 07:04 AM |
Keeps getting hit by attacks Doesn't dies until the rolling HP meter hits 0
POW TO YOU! |
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| 24 Oct 2015 08:11 AM |
Box of cereal is still edible after 200 years in an old, damp cabin without being eaten/damaged by animals.
[Enter witty siggy here.] |
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