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■▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬■ Ok so welcome to the first issue of NRBA BR Magazine. This is going to be really long so I divided it into chapters. This magazine couldn't be possible without every editor chipping in an article. This magazine consists of power rankings, a new "Bash", and tons more. There will be some links to pictures for the magazine so make sure to also check those out. So lets get into it. ■▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬■ Table of Contents: ✪ Team Power Rankings [SomebodyRemarkable] ✪ Playoff Match Up Predictions [MrAwesome521] ✪ Down The Drain 🚽 [TazmanianTeeVee] ✪ Season Award Prediction [KylelsKobe!!!!!!!!!!] ✪ NCAA Team Power Rankings [oDimes] ✪ The Bash [TazmanianKays] ✪ BR Magazine Photos [TazmanianKays and TazmanianDyrus] ✪ Conclusion [KylelsKobe] ■▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬■ Team Power Rankings By: SomebodyRemarkable NOTE : This is not all based off of the NRBA standings it is based off of the games the team wins against as well the players that are on the roster and the compatibility between one another, this is just a power ranking, and not to say 80% of the teams will improve before playoffs making this playoff challenging and fun :).
#1 Orlando Magic - The strongest team in the league as of regular season a great offensive team with powerhouse players youngbigboss6466, xsayj, and inscrul leading the team, and is technically considered the 1st seed in the league as they're tied with records, but however have the longest winning streak which would make them #1.
#2 Minnesota Timberwolves - A team who is also well balance defensively and offensively, their offense may tend to struggle at times, but however their defense makeup for it with Beth2k16, EliVsAll, IronManJ, and WolfSSBB being their greatest defenders, not to mention their coaching staff isn't to shabby with Lebronie helping the team and knowing his opponents therefore devising a strategy beforehand.
#3 Denver Nuggets - Another balanced team offensively and defensively however both their defense and offense tends to not work sometimes due to chemistry issues which makes it difficult for this team, but they're still a strong team regardless of the issues with their main players being SomebodyRemarkable, clonejoe5099, Mojoj, ChachiJuarez, and their fifth and sixth man DylanDaKidd, and ziczamzoom, and their coach Generalfolley who devises new offense and defensive strategies.
#4 Washington Wizards - A team who has went through a ton of trades, and chemistry issues they're under a great coaching staff which makes up for the mistakes they have had in the past they now consist of some of the greatest known players in the league Khoveri, Dewder, Kayska a sophomore this season, Koreanmonster, OddDoge, making this team where they are now and not to forget the coach gb00.
#5 Chicago Bulls - Another great team who many may not see as one of the top tier teams, but without a doubt they are they tend to have chemistry problems like some of the other top tier teams which leads to arguments on the team, and also may make for sloppier gameplay, but they can manage to pull themselves together to win as a team with players such as DjStoner, and Wuggey, BirdsAreChirping leading the team from an offensive and defensive prospective they also have players like billips5, and BCThaeGod which may not play as big of a role as they do but without a doubt are a contributor to the team
#6 New York Knicks - Another team who has recently been losing due to losing leads during the game, and allowing the other team to comeback the Knicks have a great coach cooldude12345555, and a great roster consisting of main players such as Spydeamn340, swaelee, 3For3 who may be underrated for what potential he really has, and not to forget cooldude1234555 himself these players may have what it takes to bring the championship home.
#7 Golden State Warriors - The undefeated regular season team from S8 with the same team owner but losing stars spydeman340, kingdeejay, and SomebodyRemarkable they have a new rebuilt roster and stand in the 4th seed in the Western Conference the main players of the team are KingMxtho, Leroylewis815, lmj43052, UncleDemar, and other players such as MindlessAJ835, and JayeBlueBirds
#8 Portland Trailblazers - One of the top teams that has kind of faded due to chemistry problems throughout the team, and offensive + defensive issues adding onto the issue which made team lose to teams they had previously beaten before, some may claim this is an aftereffect of Wuggey being traded for EliteJayy, however majority of the Blazers players enjoy EliteJayy better as a teammate and will not give up to fight for a championship, the Portland Trailblazers main players are EliteJayy, KingDeejay, IntenseBlaze, ChefBarfBag12, and others like rookie Lxpez, xBlvnt, also izzy540
#9 Memphis Grizzlies - One of the teams that were undefeated at the start of the season alongside with the Washington Wizards, but after losing games and the players arguing against one each other this led to trades and the team suffering they have resolved most of their problems and now consist of stars such as True2Swift, Dethmonk, and an underrated player B9Bucketz due to his inactivity, the Grizzlies are currently benching YP3 so who knows what will happen in these next few weeks to this team
#10 Miami Heat - Probably considered to be one of the best teams, but after recent inactivity problems this team may be looked down upon especially after losing to a team who had not had a single win this season, regardless of this Miami Heat will look strong with MrAwesome521's coaching, their players SamuelDeLaGhetto, Untwistin, PenGriffey, papaswagga12, Undiminished, TravisKilroy (IVisioon), and VincenzoMontana, this is more than enough to give them hope to look to winning a title.
#11 Houston Rockets - A team who has struggled all season, but still comprises together to try and win a championship for the franchise they play under. The Houston Rocket's starting lineup is Pxntonee one of the big named point gaurds in the league, 9tailedfox5, oDimes a great rookie, and TuskerBro the S3 NRBA NCAA Villanova Wildcat MVP the starters that may or may not carry team this team throughout playoffs to win a championship.
#12 Los Angeles Lakers - The Los Angeles Lakers a team who manages to keep teams close or make comebacks, but still manage to lose games by a couple of points something they have really struggled all season long with the team is pretty well balanced and decent, but however they tend not have the power they need, but rest assure the league will probably see that power come to light in playoffs if the Lakers push for that championship.
#13 Philadelphia 76ers - 76ers a team who been throughout some trades and made roster changes the team may have sparked to life a little after they defeated the Memphis Grizzlies, and not to mention stayed their ground against Chicago without a few of their main players being at the game
#14 Toronto Raptors - A sort of inactive team with no real spark anymore after losing players like dewder, and dylandakidd from the franchise, however even with them gone they fight in the league to win games with players like ADFreBlast, OddGiraffe, OddOrangutan, and GrenadezXXIII
#15 New Orleans Pelicans - Pelicans the team going through major changes due to changing of staff management the team now will have to majorly rely on Tarheel438, EatDefeat, AuraBreak, and JLThaeGod to get a playoff spot and contend for a title, but with the recent inactivity of the team that they have had in the past what will this make for this franchise.
#16 Phoenix Suns - Coached by another wonderful point guard, and say nonetheless a great coach as well crazypeter17 puts this franchise together, however Phoenix has struggled all season long losing games due to inactivity, major amount of missed shots in games which has led them to fight for a playoff spot can Net10Rose and Crazypeter17 carry this team to prove themselves to be higher in the rankings and contend for a title?
#17 Atlanta Hawks - A team very similar to the Thunder, but might have the edge over the Thunder, regardless the team needs to improve heavily training players if they wish to prove themselves to be better in this league their activity is decent, and chemistry is decent as well
#18 Oklahoma City Thunder - An ok team the team has not given up hope or spirit they continue to be an active team scrimmaging against others attempting to improve their gameplay the team a fighting chance to get into playoffs and be known for more than they are right now if they'll prevail is up to them
#19 Charlotte Hornets - Miracles may be made with this team you would have never expected this franchise to get their first win against the Miami Heat, this may have been due to Miami's inactivity nonetheless they take the W, the franchise is somewhat active, but still needs major work if they really want to be known in this league and make something for themselves to win a championship
#20 Indiana Pacers - Best for la-, excuse me, anyways the last team the Indiana Pacers a team who is really inactive and has no faces you'll really see around in the league just your average joes running around Indiana has really some work to do if they want to contend in this league ■▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬■ Playoff Match Up Predictions By: MrAwesome521 West - http[:]//prntscr[.]com/8sei0y Remove the [ and ] East - http[:]//prntscr[.]com/8sehye Remove the [ and ] ■▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬■ Down the Drain By: TazmanianTeeVee Full Version: https://docs[.]google[.]com/document/d/1PhUw_XyOTg6Y_Wg-cxbe0kGIoUJxaJL0rVEnoMkTJeE/edit
➊ Overview ➊
Today, we have a very special edition of my popular article: Down The Drain 🚽. This article will be one of many articles in the new Bleacher Report™ magazine! Bleacher Report™ is the new reporting/media company for the NRBA, replacing the previous TNT®. Bleacher Report™ is currently ran by DragonTail10.
For you who are unaware, Down The Drain 🚽 is one of the first article topics I tried to start when I was hired as an editor for Bleacher Report™. It, surprisingly, caught on, but then slowly lost interest as it seemed there was nothing more to report about that was “Down The Drain 🚽”. But what exactly does “Down The Drain 🚽” mean?
In my eyes, Down The Drain 🚽 is referring to players and/or teams who should essentially give up now. They either wasted too much time, aren’t worth the time they are putting in, or (sadly) sometimes both. What exactly goes down the drain? Careers, opportunities, RINGS. But, through some action, whether it be downright stupid coaching decisions, bad team transactions, or some other indirect force, these victims didn’t make use of what they had, and that is what it means to go… Down The Drain 🚽.
➋ Magazine Edition Information ➋
Because this article will be a part of the Bleacher Report™ magazine, it can’t be just any article! So, in the mood of “over the top” reporting, this will be an extremely good article! Multiple players/teams will be Down The Drain 🚽 in this action-packed article of excitement! Without further ado, let’s begin!
➌ Down The Drain 🚽 Article ➌
Let’s get started…
Down The Drain 🚽 Victim #1… Any team that will end the season with a winning percentage less than 68.75%.
68.75% is the equivalent of 11 wins. Any team that will end the season lower than 11-5 should quit while they’re at it. The NRBA is just too strong this season, so strong that any team that doesn’t reach this margin is basically irrelevant. I don’t want to be mean but… MIA PHI NYK TOR ATL CHA IND POR HOU LAL NOH PHX OKC GSW you all are projected NOT to reach the 11-5 record by the end of the season. That leaves… WAS ORL CHI DEN MIN MEM in line to take the NRBA ring this year. And even from this list of 6, it could be narrowed down to 2 in each conference that are in the best shape to represent their conference in the NRBA Finals. But the point is, the NRBA is just too strong for the teams lurking around the .500 mark to make an impact this season. Sorry :(.
Down The Drain 🚽 Victim #2… The integrity of the NCAA, and its former commissioner KyleIsKobe.
The NCAA. The birthplace of fresh talent to be introduced to the NRBA. But, did you know it is the harborer of countless NRBA alts?!?!?! Actually, yes, we all knew that.
The NCAA has had countless alt scandals under “new” commissioner KyleIsKobe, who basically just kicked Karnoveer, someone who was there way before he was, out his job as commissioner. Not to mention Kyle’s job has been in jeopardy more than once. The NCAA actually had to go into a lockdown because he and his biased group of refs/board members were too inactive and oblivious to realize that the NCAA season couldn’t be started at it’s projected date. And yet, they still went through and started it.
Cyclops7747, the NRBA commissioner and founder of the NCAA, had apparently had it after he and Kyle got into an argument about 3PAC, some rapper I was not aware off. With this, he declared that Kyle wasn’t fit to own the NCAA and even threatened to remove him as a team owner in the NRBA. The NCAA is now being ran by Generalfolley, Gb00, Karnoveer, and Boddizle, but the damage done to Kyle’s reputation, as well as the blemishes he left the NCAA with, cannot be undone.
Down The Drain 🚽 Victim #3… The in denial that Orlando is a good team.
I interviewed Khoveri for this section of the article.
Gb00: When has anyone not acknowledged that Orlando is a top team in the East? Khoveri: [Last season,] Orlando was a bunch of rookies who came out of nowhere and took the NRBA by storm. And at the time, nobody could handle that. Nobody wanted to deal with it. Nobody wanted to accept it. Therefore, they got hated on. And now, coming out of that, they don’t care, and they laugh at people who get mad.
Orlando uses laughter in their favor, making jokes out of how people hate on how good they are. The haters, plain and simply, are jealous of the Orlando franchise, and the success that comes along with that. People wish to be in Youngbigboss6466’s shoes, and instead of acknowledging that he is a great player, and that Orlando is a great team, they instead resort to mockery and constantly spit on him and the team. It’s about time people respect this franchise for what they did to the NRBA, telling us that the NCAA really does produce talent.
Down The Drain 🚽 Victim #4… All-stars who went to troubled teams.
“Troubled teams” doesn’t necessarily refer to bad teams, but just teams that didn’t maximize the potential of these players. I will now list & explain a few players who fit this category.
1. Dethmonk Dethmonk was a trainee of the great Cooldude12345555 back around season 6. Treigh1, Cool’s head coach at the time, traded away Deth to Washington for a solid R$ 10M (NOTE: At this time, cap was basically worthless). When Deth arrived in Washington, it is worth noting that he had zero isolation ability and zero confidence in his shot whatsoever. Long story short, Washington developed his isolation game and shot to go along with his precision passing and made Deth a dual-guard threat to the NRBA.
So, why is he on this list?
Simple: He didn’t set his standards very high, and ended up on a Memphis team that he committed to during the offseason. Some of you might be wondering “Wait, Memphis is a good team. What is he talking about?” This isn’t necessarily about being good or bad, it’s that Memphis doesn’t optimize Deth’s abilities and certainly doesn’t match his attitude. Memphis, from my point of view, has failed to use Deth in any effective way thus far, and it’s really hurting their team. Deth is a great tool, but if you keep him in the toolbox, he can’t do anything for you. Also, Deth’s attitude has always been humble, but the current players surrounding him do not match that at all (Not saying names, cough yp3 cough.)
2. Tarheel438 If any of you kept up with Down The Drain 🚽, you’d know I’ve already declared Tarheel down the drain. But, it’s just so worth noting that I have to do it again. I’ll keep it very simple, in the form of bullet points. Tarheel won 4 rings on Brooklyn from season 2-6 (NOTE: This was during 3v3 era, the NRBA has now evolved into 4v4.) Tarheel was like “Time to win a ring in 4v4 to make gb00 feel bad.” Tarheel and his Brooklyn buddies joined NOLA in hopes of winning another ring (rubs ringless finger ;c). NOLA had a terrible start to their season, and owner Unfinessin ended up quitting mid-season. Spydeman340 got traded off to NYK, and the NOLA franchise collapsed. The morale of the story is stick to Brooklyn, Tarheel438.
3. Lmj43052 This one isn’t about his contribution to his team, or even GSW’s record. It’s about failing to recognize previous mistakes and making zero effort to change them. Lmj43052 reached the finals last season with Spydeman340, SomebodyAnonymous, and ChachiJuarez. They, however, got swept by Orlando 3-0. Heading into season 9, all 3 of these players left GSW and Lmj made no effort to find anyone near their talent level to replace them, unless you account for leroylewis815, but that’s not a win by any means. Lmj didn’t recruit well, and instead settled for below-average players to fill the voids left from his finals team. Also, he made no apparent effort to change what internally went wrong in the organization during the finals, in hopes that they would just solve themselves. So, yes his team is 8-4 at the moment, and yes they have a solid 4 seed in the West. But are they in a position to fight for a finals rebirth? Most definitely not. It’s Lmj43052’s poor management decisions that put this team Down The Drain 🚽.
➍ Conclusion ➍
That’s it for a special edition of Down The Drain 🚽 ★✯✫Magazine Edition✫✯★.
And with that, this article is officially…
Down The Drain 🚽 ■▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬■ Season Award Predictions By: KylelsKobe [Me]
Ok so this is based off of my opinions. And no this is no bias.
MVP: IronManJ [MIN] ROTY: Drakosi [ATL] MIP: WolfSSBB [MIN] DPOTY: Inscrul [ORL] 5MOTY: TazmanianJayWhite [WAS] This one was really hard to figure out COTY: cooldude12345555 [NYK]
Anything could change before the end of the season so. ■▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬■ NCAA Team Power Rankings By: oDimes
Here are the NCAA power rankings. These rankings are based on how each team plays, their important loses/wins, their activity and partially their record. This is not the actual ranking, this is the gage of the best teams in NCAA in order. Hope you enjoy. - Here we go...
#1 - Arizona Wildcats: This team has clearly proven to be a strong offensive team but still has a lot of room for flaw on their defense. Despite their average defense, their offense is killer. Bobcats341, a top prospect aggressive shooter and TranCookin really 'turnup' on game days for Arizona. Although Arizona isnt depicted as a top team, they are still the only undefeated team in the NCAA with a 6 game win streak.
#2 - Clemson Tigers: The Clemson Tigers, might be this seasons favorite team. The team has 2 great seniors Tank23Fighter and FutbolFoLife. Tank coming from the starting lineup of VT in S6 and FutBolFoLife coming from Kansas last season. Both of these players hold a certain amount of importance towards Clemson. AndyTheGamer, poont4, EmoeVibrations are also Clemsons other strong scoring options. Defensively, tank23fighter, FutBolFoLife and tank23fighter all have good defensive IQ and on ball defense.
#3 - Oregon State Beavers: There was quite a dilemma on wether or not to put Oregon above Ohio, but that 1 point win that Oregon had on Ohio just finalized that issue. Oregon has an average offense, and tends to not take 2s. Oregon has a fine defense to help them in clutch situations, and have a good capability to comeback during games. Oregon's top players, KinqRich who is a defensive and offensive SF; DropItToDaFlo a power house offensive player, and shane145 and hitoplop great aspects of the team.
#4 - Ohio State Buckeyes: Although this team is not the #4 seed, this team deserves to be in the top 4. Despite their 1 point lost to Oregon, this team has an insanely respected roster. ilil15, RetroAnswerV3, FireShards, CountKO, Antsterroc, and F0XSSBB. Ohio really stands out when RetroAnswerV3 is PGing, and when Retro has CountKO, ilil15 and FireShards to dime. This team has a really strong offense, but can they clean up their defense and claim their top 4 seed later in the season?
#5 - Louisville Cardinals: The LVL cardinals, are the #4 seed in the NCAA as of now. They keep a steady record, and have a steady roster. 2 of LVLs players were in the ASG, monstergabe223 and james2cool. Monstergabe is LVLs go to man at the corner and james2cool is by far the most advanced shooter that LVL has. LVLs only downfall is their defense like many NCAA teams. They try running a sloppy 1-1-2 zone. Suggestions for LVL to play M2M would be advised based on the players they have.
#6 - Florida Gators: As you can see that Florida got rid of almost all of their alts, and are still an active team in this NCAA season. Florida has really went down hill after their few loses from inactivity and their 108-55 loss to OSU. On the other hand, the Florida Gators might have the best chemistry in NCAA. TreHawkXI, LavineX, TigerSSBB and Husky4Lyfe8 are always together, making their on court chemistry off the boards, can Florida re-organize them selves to become and active competitor this season?
#7 - Virginia Cavaliers: Where did this team come from? This team has a decent to almost amazing offense and is starting to get wins. In the beginning of the season, smar21 had UVA at one of the worst teams in the NRBA NCAA. He has really turned this team around. UVA has a senior DiavmonddreamsIV from ASU last season, TrillxPeyton, Adesia, xxIcyMikexx and TheGreatArchXI. These players need to train hard enough and make enough shots to be a contender in this season. UVA is definitely a playoff team.
#8 - Michigan State Spartans: I say this team clinched the top 8 of the power ratings. MSU used to be a top contender this season with (alt) UpsideClock, lunalunar, RetroAnswerV3 and Stxphen but the team went downhill. But wait, what's this that andrewsocold21 did? He recruited about 3-4 LBA players to MSU. Can these LBA players help MSU? Stxphen and lunalunar need to get active enough to represent their team and to make the tournament.
#9 - Ole Miss Rebels: The Ole Miss Rebels are coming in at number 9 because of their dedication. In the Ole Miss v Kentucky game, Ole Miss took the game to OT with a buzzer beater, and then won by 15 in OT. That is pure focus. Ole Miss Rebels are not the most aggressive team in NCAA but they would not go down without a fight. Ole Miss Rebels star players, quakesuperjr, Cobyjay1, DjJosh200020, and treyvonirling need to just keep fighting to getting into the playoffs. And take advantage of the easy games that you have.
#10 - Kentucky Wildcats: KEN would come in at #9 but after their loss to Ole Miss in OT they lost a lot of cred. To talk about 'cred' how about this team beating Oregon? A complete upset that had Oregon raging. This team has potential to be a great team, with their players Pund, Frobee, and smammymf. This team needs to sign more players and become an active dedicated team.
#11 - Indiana Hoosiers: This team is home to one of the best shooters in NCAA, B520, and senior mercy250. Why #11? This team has lost all of their activity and care for the NCAA? After IND lost oMegitron, EmoeVibrations, Isaiahg07, they started to go down hill. Can B520 carry IND into getting into the playoffs?
#12 - UCLA Bruins: What a disappointment. This team used to be A1 but now they are just inactive and give teams ️Free wins. ■▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬■ "The Bash" By: TazmanianKays
WELCOME to the special edition of the "Bash". One of the most read articles in the Nrba! With almost 250 Views per article! Thank you for all the support and reads I do enjoy making these for your enjoyment/personal rage.
So enough with the greatfulness, let's get to the point! I haven't posted a "BASH" for 2 weeks, well in this "BASH" I'll be Bashing a few trashy teams. These teams are tbh a waste of my time and to be honest with you I don't think they deserve to even be on this B/R Magazine but this is gonna be on the Magazine anyways! So Memphis, Houston, Philly, Charlotte, and Atlanta WELCOME TO THE BASH!
Let's start off with Memphis! I "BASHED" this team not long ago in the player mockeries and in a small section of my "BASH" article. Now the team has made trades and got rid of xSayj. Now let's get to the "BASHING". We see that Memphis has smartened up and realized xSayj was trash and just utterly didnt work out for them because he ball hogs. Or Or is it because he carried to much and stole those apperently 100 pt games YP3 has been having? Aye, Yp3 how much nuts and tips did you have to ride and slurp for those fake stats? You been asking for a "BASH" but I understand no one gives you attention but now the spotlight is on you son. I seen them pics of you son, You call those abs? Son they look like you got 6 bre asts under you chest. Son you got fat lumps all around your body, best you lay off that KFC diet to be honest. Now, Dethmonk all I'm going to say is you my child/grasshopper is that your 9 years old or 11. You got tiny hands no wonder you can handle the ball so fast but I do know them zones lock you down. ;) It's ok, if the Nrba gets stressful you can always go back to watching Barney! It's never to late to watch Barney! Ira and um Cam and um Brandon and other non important players on Memphis, yall are trash and belong on the "BASH" so welcome to the spotlight and the attention. I hope my "BASH" can blow up your careers cuz tbh not like you guys can get any attention from the way you play. Like the only attention you'll be getting is a call from the construction department asking for their bricks back.
Moving on now, HEY THERE PHILLY! Philadelphia! AH! WHERE TO BEGIN! Well let's not begin tbh. You just shouldn't have even bothered to begin with a season. You began with a loss after loss and acquiring the most garbage players in the NRBA. Like yeesh where did you find them players. I mean like CLANK AFTER CLANK. Your team is surrounded by brainless zombies or I should say you signed a good 8-10 Kwami Browns. But good luck! Eh, well Good luck getting prayers. I mean your motto is correct, for every brick your player shoots you get 1 Prayer! In the end God will answer those prayers right? A good 1 Million of them? Eventually he'll answer, so LET BEGIN BRICKING!
Atlanta! Um... You basically ruined the reputation of the team that was great. Really, whoever decided to own Atlanta, it was way better and respected when it belong to cooldude. Now you guys just a FF team... Atlanta was a scary team man... Like people used to get nervous and have to make special players and adjusments. Now people just send 1 player to the game and know we can get a FFW. You guys are what I call beastly! Or just insane.... Good luck in the play offs.... I mean you guys hold a record for most FFL'S. You got a great streak! Maybe if the NRBA season was longer you could have the Undertaker's win streak but in losses in NRBA! :D
Eh, Charlotte.... You went from a terrible owner and recklessness to some what Decent. So I'll keep this light and gentle. Also thanks for giving us Jordan :D and a good Draft pick ;) So I'll keep this light. CONGRATZ ON WHOOPING MIAMI! That'll be your only big win of the season! So enjoy the fame and cheers for this victory cuz it'll be your last because you won't win any more games unless you play ATL! I mean you could get a FFW but yeah! Nice win over MIAMI RIGHT? #FutureLegends
Quick side note, Phoenix is a team? O_o Had no idea... I would bash yall if I even knew something about your team but I'm guessing your trash and a waste of my time so byyyyeee!
Lastly, let's end it off with Houston! Houston the team that thinks they have a chance at winning. Um, reality check, you can't win anything. Pxtonee you are some trash. Was offered you a great trade giving you starters and stars for 2 rooks but you denied it. Well good luck not making past the FIRST ROUND!! Bet you'd want them stars now ;) I noticed how yall like ODimes, yeah that's right, I trained him :O Bet yall sorry that you were mean to me now. It's ok I forgive you, NOOOOT. Just to make this quick and nice, Royal needs a better team to grow and you guys holding him hostage is a bad idea. Either way, in S10 you should trade him and he'll low-key bury all of you and claim those ankles. That's my boy Roy with his kids Coyal. (Inside Joke with Royal) Anyways, Houston I won't waste anymore time typing this but you guys are 1st round exits like Cha! At least they have a win over Miami and you have... Um... Nothing! :D THAT'S SOMETHING TO GET HYPE OVER RIGHT? Nothing? :D ■▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬■ BR Magazine Pictures By: TazmanianKays and TazmanianDyrus
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Well that's all we got for you. If we hit 300 views, BR will do a second magazine at the end of the season. If you feel like there could be something more added or a mistake with this please leave a comment so we won't make the same mistake again. Other than that, peace! ■▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬■ |
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