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who is this dude foreverexiled?

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FlamedLegger is not online. FlamedLegger
Joined: 04 Feb 2014
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20 Oct 2015 11:05 PM
Hello, and welcome to Person of the Day! Today, we will talk about foreverexile! Let's take a look what his name means.

~foreverexile- an abnormal conidition that causes you to hop, either physically or on a virtual game in between clans.

Let's use it in a sentence.

1. He foreverexile'd to class today
2. Garzen foreverexiles from TRA, FC, and his momma's VOID.

Now let's take a look at his life, from birth to death!

[Birth]
foreverexile wasn't your average baby; he wasn't born from the void of his momma. Instead, he was made by slapping around random junk on a 2x2x2 wooden block and called it a body. His parents then hired Elsa the Ice Queen to enchant it into a monster, like Olaaf. The result was anything but human. His head, which was made from pooooo, was tilted near the shoulder. His booty, which were two large balloons, were on his chest, making him look like he had t!!!!ts... abnormally large ones, too. One arm was on his shoulder; the other one was where his pee pee should be. Which is why, whenever he got a stiffy in it, it would raise up. And unfortunately, sometimes, there would be a person in front of him that would get their azz smacked hard because of the rising motion of the arm. The only normal thing about him was his legs, which were positioned correctly.

[Childhood and Teen Years]
Because of his abnormal look, no one wanted to befriend him. Even his parents cringed when they saw him, triggering severe diarrhea, which explained their abnormally high plumbing bill. Depressed and desperate, forever started joining random clubs and organizations around the school and community which welcomed ugly people. This was his first case of "hopping." But, wherever he went, everyone ran away from him. It got severe to the point that he was so ugly that everyone died. The End. And after seeing forever, people started to feel better about themselves because they knew that some people looked waaay uglier than themselves, which caused the organizations to disband. One of the clubs specifically tried to kill forever. But because he was enchanted by Elsa, he never died. This caused them to have heart attacks and die.

Not even the police can capture him. Why? Because whenever they look at him, they cringe and die from all the bs seeping from his poo head. He was even r@ped at one point. But when the assilant took off forever's shirt and expected to see bee---ebs, he saw a booty that was dirty from all the sht forever had dumped. He even licked it by accident. Problem was, this sheeeeeeet was laced with toxics and nuclear waste from all the assassination attempts on forever. The assilant died afterwards by having his skin melt off.

At the age of 16.9, forever was eligible to enter clans. But that was a bad idea. Wherever he showed up, clans would die off. Whenever he attends rallies, everyone would leave. When he joined defenses or raids, the map would become AA'ed because even the MAP was allergic to ugliness. Whenever he joined trainings, people died off, and those who stayed performed terribly. The HICOM stayed away. Members became uncooperative and inactive. It even got to the point that they made a special uniform for him that covered up the ugliness. They even provided a mask, too. This led to the downfall of many clans because of forever's continuous hopping. This initiated an era called Inactivity of Ugliness, which actually lasts all the way till today.

[Adult Years and Death]
Forever, now an adult, had surgery done on him. But it wasn't a success. All his surgeons died after taking off the robes to begin their operations. Accepting the fact that he was forever ugly, forever dealt with it and started a clan. He never got far. Only 2 people joined, which were actually his alts. He was so close to getting 3 people to join, but after seeing who the leader is, as well as his body, they dropped dead.

He then met iBurning one day, who actually thought he looked good looking. We all know it was because she was desperate. She took him home one night. While und---res---sing for bed, forever's hand (which is his pee pee) got stiffy and jerked up, smacking iBurning's booty. She took this as a sign of "let's have some fun" and completely attacked forever. They did each other, with forever's arm going inside Burning's VOID. This, however, felt all weird to Burning. This awkward sensation made her explode from tension, and forever was left alone again...

One day, the military invaded forever's cave and captured him. The reason it was successful because they wore heat vision googles instead of regular masks. They isolated him in a fusion-fission reactor room for the rest of his life, trying to end the ugliness. He lived there for 700.335326758 years. Then, one day, he dropped dead. This is because his death corresponded with the exact time Elsa saved her kingdom from hypothermia by LETTING GO! of her powers. At this exact moment, forever parished.
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