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ZyphrMagik is not online. ZyphrMagik
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17 Oct 2015 06:28 PM
Prize is my undying love

go
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Bhaalspawn is not online. Bhaalspawn
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17 Oct 2015 06:29 PM
roast
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devPEREZ is not online. devPEREZ
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17 Oct 2015 06:29 PM
frog
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goku19876 is not online. goku19876
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17 Oct 2015 06:29 PM
pride*


its me goku
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RisingAnarchy is not online. RisingAnarchy
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17 Oct 2015 06:29 PM
you do this by taking a picture of yourself dumbass. redo this

i mean srs bsns m8
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LiberatorEvan is not online. LiberatorEvan
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17 Oct 2015 06:30 PM
Uh... Okay?

What seasoning would you prefer?

"The Strength of an Experian is Unmatched" - The Dark Varaug, Evan || Cubyfan2 & Cubyfan22 | Add 23,481 Posts
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ZyphrMagik is not online. ZyphrMagik
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17 Oct 2015 06:30 PM
Sorry rising cant hear you over all that salt
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DARGONFIRES is not online. DARGONFIRES
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17 Oct 2015 06:30 PM
mate you are a frog, you aint worth roasting cus i aint french.
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kinggaming is not online. kinggaming
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17 Oct 2015 06:30 PM
*puts in oven at 325°F for 30 mins*
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ZyphrMagik is not online. ZyphrMagik
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17 Oct 2015 06:30 PM
Salt is the only seasoning I need
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Kxliko is not online. Kxliko
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17 Oct 2015 06:32 PM
i give u pepper
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ZyphrMagik is not online. ZyphrMagik
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17 Oct 2015 06:32 PM
^ no pepper only salt
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SelSlayer is not online. SelSlayer
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17 Oct 2015 06:33 PM
Ur cant even script lol get good kid and ur building skillz are 0/10 >:)


They hate us cause they aint us
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ZyphrMagik is not online. ZyphrMagik
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17 Oct 2015 06:33 PM
^ less salt pls ;(
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ZyphrMagik is not online. ZyphrMagik
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17 Oct 2015 06:36 PM
ur all weak
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Hyakinthos is not online. Hyakinthos
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17 Oct 2015 06:37 PM
if you got kissed by a princess, you'd be a prince
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3eh is not online. 3eh
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17 Oct 2015 06:37 PM
You need a picture for this you slimey little frog licking scum
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2BaNeZ is not online. 2BaNeZ
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17 Oct 2015 06:39 PM
You again.. Didn't you learn from last time I verbally annihilated you? I've had enough of your crap and so have my homies from the anonymous krew, people like you make me sick and you're going to learn you can't others like this without repercussions. Firstly I'm setting up my hacking program that will turn your firewall in to a waterwall then we will sail straight in to your computer and drop the mother frikin anchor straight over the off button, you won't be able to escape this takeover just like Jay-Z couldn't. Soon you will have 99 problems, then you can multiple that by 9 for a total of 891, that's right scrub I'm educated in maths, I went to Harvard with that girl that you've got a crush on. She was on her knees sucking my d while I was filling in an essay about Ishango Bone, do you even know who that is bro? No, you don't. People like you don't deserve to breath the same air as my pet King Cobra, though he lives 10x better than you ever will, while you're chucking milk and bread down your throat, my cobra is eating fully grown cows for breakfast lunch and dinner, professionally cooked by hand picked chefs flown in across the world. I'll give you one last chance, if I ever see you post on this website again then I'm going to make you regret it.


Before OP posts this, he licks clean the final remnants of the Spicy Nacho Dorito flavoring from his fingertips and adjusts his fedora to the proper smug angle. As the unionized factory of his mind nimbly constructs a logically coherent argument, a bulwark of reason, his fingers, poised along the home row of keys, begin to type. As the words begin to appear on the screen of his MacBook Air he wipes the sweat from his brow, a result of the arduous task of a day of rationalization and takes a generous swig of Code Red Mountain Dew. As OP nears the completion of his assertion and he types his final conclusion, he hovers his mouse cursor over the submit button. With his left hand he strokes the bristly stubble of his beard while he contemplates the significance of his post. He knows before he submits that his remarks may offend several, possibly even dozens of ignorant, narrow-minded, superstitious fundamentalists. Fully weighing the possible consequences of his actions, OP bravely clicks submit. Upon his submission, he closes his eyes and gently chuckles to himself. He then becomes overwhelmed by a blissful wave of euphoria, OP is aware of all that is, was, or will be. Everything becomes clear to him, so simple yet elegant. When he opens his eyes he stares into the vastness of space, at all the primordial nebulae and all of the stars in the cosmos. He then stares into the dark abyss, the emptiness of the furthest reaches of the universe and asks aloud "Is anyone there?” However the only answer he receives is the silence of the void. OP smirks and muses to himself “I thought so” as he has a hearty laugh. OP awakes from his vision and glances at his computer screen with a smile still across his face.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.


seems to me like you're just dumb
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ExaltedArchitect is not online. ExaltedArchitect
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17 Oct 2015 06:39 PM
What is there to roast? I'm not going to roast your little .1 inch tadpool because it isn't significant enough for me to roast.
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ZyphrMagik is not online. ZyphrMagik
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17 Oct 2015 06:39 PM
wow weak
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ZyphrMagik is not online. ZyphrMagik
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17 Oct 2015 06:44 PM
smh
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SelSlayer is not online. SelSlayer
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17 Oct 2015 06:44 PM
Lance boiii you look like a muh fuhin uhhhh Koala bear with a Temp


They hate us cause they aint us
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ZyphrMagik is not online. ZyphrMagik
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17 Oct 2015 06:45 PM
pls u can do beyt
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2BaNeZ is not online. 2BaNeZ
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17 Oct 2015 06:47 PM
yeah i can probably do better then ur mom

seems to me like you're just dumb
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ZyphrMagik is not online. ZyphrMagik
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17 Oct 2015 06:48 PM
;o
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