gwebster2
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| 10 Oct 2015 11:50 PM |
Concrete room, just you, door locked, bomb, in front of you, on table, voice in head, not IN head, in ear, voice com, ear-link, bomb defuse.
"Cut the red wire," Wire cutters in your hand, poised, ready. Easy. Simple. Call down. Oi, idiot. Wanna speak in grammar? Fine.
Decked out in bomb armor. To the brim. It's ridiculous how much armor bomb defuse guys like you have. You can barely hold the cutters with your massive meaty fingers. The people outside are watching through your helmet, telling you this is a poorly made bomb. Amateur. Easy. All you have to do is cut the red wire. Red, green, yellow. The red one is the right one. It's your first time. They're going easy on you. Bomb threat? Aaah, no big deal. Just a big count-down with one blatantly obvious red wire. It's easy. All you have to do is cut the red wire.
A) Cut the Red Wire B) Cut the Green Wire C) Cut the Yellow Wire D) Cut the Right Wire |
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Z0rr0w
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| 10 Oct 2015 11:51 PM |
| As the voice in my head, or in my ear, has ordered me, I decide to cut the red wire. |
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Z0rr0w
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| 10 Oct 2015 11:52 PM |
| That'd be Option A and D please, wham bam thank you ma'am. |
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gwebster2
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| 15 Oct 2015 08:44 PM |
You cut the red wire.
Victory is yours!
You live a long and happy life. |
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| 15 Oct 2015 08:46 PM |
Can't tell me what to do!
F. Don't cut any wire |
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gwebster2
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| 15 Oct 2015 08:48 PM |
You freeze. Why cut this wire? Why cut any wires? What did this BOMB ever to do you? Nothing. That's what. Any thing deserves a chance a life, even if it's inanimate.
#inanimatelivesmatter-
The building collapses from the explosion that follows. Your hand sticks out of the rubble clutching an Iphone...on the Iphones screen... is Tumbler.com.
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| 15 Oct 2015 10:14 PM |
| You need to check your privilege bomb! |
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| 15 Oct 2015 10:24 PM |
| You bombs are all the same! |
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Komokasii
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| 16 Oct 2015 12:36 AM |
| Cut the wire with Shrekskin... aka the B wire. |
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