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10 Aug 2012 06:17 PM
The Adventures of The Spiked Wall (Private Copy)
Infinity years ago, when the world was first created, there broke a huge shell of matter, energy, molecules, flesh, blood, life, organisms, elements, minerals, land, death, and all of the thing that make up the universe. The first explosion created two constellations, one of the Creator Of The Walls A.K.A the Shehe, a Walzius Major Powerful Ruler, and Dumblalala, a Dumbius Necromancer. When they found a way to morph into Walzius and Humanoid forms, the remained pieces of their stars blew up. In this story, the stars created humanoid, driven far, far away into a world called the Milky Way, the Walzius, the Animal Kingdom, and the race of species In this world. The legend says that Walzius would get murdered by evil, a thing very evil. No not the end of the universe. The Shehe classified the creatures as Spikadians, a complete copy of Walzius with recognizable hard, rough spikes, but very few armor on the inside. Anyone who kills a Spikadian may feel it's poisonous bloodiest bloody blood. The major birth of the Spikadians may happen one thousand billion years later from the beginning of the world. So on it's last minute of the invasion, the Shehe spoke with his council. Everyone sat at the round table, near a barf bag, and inside the famous bath-meeting-room. A person stood up. "Will they survive the spiked wall?" asked she. "Nuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh,"said he. "The  future will die by the spiked wall, ball, telephone call, dals, falls, molls, dolls, and alls," informed the Shehe, lord of the walls. "Don't worry Mr. Shehe Sir, we have reinforcements such as uh... " said a Walzius Elite Soldier. "I have no clue what reinforcement he's talking about... probably hobos," commented the elite guards. "L O L," laughed the supply engineer, Flashtor. "Impossible!!! What dumb thing would make that happen!" wildly yelped SwiftSpike. " Me could make hobo spawn to kill wall :Hobonoid Riseus Fromethus Deathrin, killeuas wa......" Dumblalala chanted as WallSpike covered him mouth and threw him down the toilet, down the toilet, down the toilet. "Which Wallnix Subspecimen is the Humanoid Dumbius Necromancer explaining about in it's magic spell to rise the Hobonoids?" questioned Dr. Brains scientifically. "YAH KILLIN' WALLS AWESOME OR AWESOME RIGHT!!!!" screamed General Idiot at his soldiers. "We should have an army I could repair!" offered Medical Doctor Popo Mucus PeiPei. "Any other plans?" said the butthairs. "ACTUALLY we ACTUALLY will ACTUALLY give ACTUALLY them ACTUALLY a ACTUALLY tiny ACTUALLY bug ACTUALLY that's ACTUALLY microscopic ACTUALLY bacteria ACTUALLY," stammered Sawyer Act' Actuallya.  "Oh'eth thee'eth yeah'eth," agreed The Wizard wearing sunglasses next to Actually. So the plan was agreed. Über X, the bacteria was dropped of in Waltz with high tech S.W.A.T. Motherships.  It landed on top of a sewer metal cap. One second later, a noob baby named Dumboy, son of Dumblalala crawled up the sewer with mud all over his face (He never knew it was poo). The first thing he saw was a tiny bug. While he drunk sewer water for his whole life, his first thought was EAT THINGY. He sucked it into his mouth has his taste buds jiggled with it's meat. He tasted all the meat flavor in the world. Every flavor!! But it was BAD bacteria. He spent his life in comics until he found a trashcan that was able to fit himself in. He saw a huge riot in town square, about the Shehe's explosion to a... A... *author pauses* Spikadian!! OH THE HORROR!!!! One week later, the Spikadian Disease contagiously spread over the city.  Spikadians rule the whole city of Waltz. Most of the citizens died protecting themselves from the evil rage. After the birth of Spikadia, the first Spikadian, things changed such as the Walzius rule, the Walzius Mansion, the Walzius council, and the price for Walzius waffles, pancakes, pie, donuts, and Golden City's Syrup changed. What a angry day for donut lovers. When the Shehe was old, and fully formed into a Spikadian, his last order was to stop this infection. The uninfected people threw him into the dungeon of doom. The only way to stop this menace was killing the source. He tried to force this disease out of him. In the dungeon he tried one last time. With All his inner strength, the Shehe forced the sickness out of his powers of creating the world. A cruel, spiked shadow hovered inches away from his face as soon as he finished. Using his Walzius control, he still had enough energy to banish the Spikadian Disease. The evil shadow fought his Walzius form. The Shehe had a chance to react as he Punched, kicked, and knocked the Shadow down. The demon form morphed the dungeon into a crack. The Shehe knew what the shadow was trying to do: Unleash it's full strength by forming the cliff between the demon world and the Walzius. The old Shehe could see the Demon World. A shiny, sunny, warm paradise with a beach and butterflies, faries, flowers, pixies, Beautiful monkeys, fawns and rabbits. The graceful place was full of doom. CUTE DOOM. The shadow raced violently across the crack as the Shehe followed it. With the shadow's finger, he pushed The Shehe a little bit to the left. The shadows final blow was when he touched the Shehe, very gently, carefully, softly, and lightly. The Shehe blew up. The remaining part of his head murmured a soft spell. As the Shadow approached him, a cute, little, tiny pony came and made him land on it's body. It took him away in a rainbow. The shadow roared, hissed, screamed, whimpered, cried, battle called, barfed, stabbed the cute creature, punched, kicked, and felt the impact of infinity copies of the hardest skeleton, a Walzius Skeleton. A big, fat baby also came onto him with the shattered blast of the whole demon army, fawns carrying shotguns, sub machine guns, sniper rifles, swords, and pistols. As the shadow reached the end of the rainbow, he exclaimed, "Muahahaha, I survived that £egit, bab¥ish, €ute ammusment park ride! So close!!!" At the last moment, he collapsed and died on the pony. The girlish pony hopped into the portal of the remains of the Shehe carrying the rotten egg. Even though the Shadow never died since it had two lives, the source of this madness is banished. The Creator of the Universe is dead. The Spikadian Disease Spreads on. The years of the banishment advance into a Spikadian world.

Dumboy's Adventures in Waltz (Adventures of the Spiked Wall's 2nd Chapter)
Dumboy woke up in 12/1/2012S.R. He walked down the stairs with small, tiny steps that weren't even steps since he walked with his toenail's tips. Dumboy walked quietly across hallways inside his trashcan mansion lined with platinum garbage staircases, gold and silver rooms, ceilings, doors, and floors, diamond encrypted treasure safekeeping rooms, marble lined pillar structures, a diamond statue of a hobo in the center that rose up into the ceiling, and a heavily wet, dirty, crayon graffitied, slimed , and ripped legendary magic necromancer spell books that said "take good care" in a one hundred size font on their covers. The main room also had rusted trashcan disguises for the exterior, and the most stuff in the room was (You probably know it) TRASH!!! You should always never build a mansion inside a trashcan. People dump it. Other decorations is a banner that says "ALL BACTERIA ARE BAD THEY MAKE US SICK" but he never cares about the banner, another banner in the computer lab that says "DING DING DING DI' DING DING DI'  DINGDING DING DI' DING DING DING DI' DING NO DANCING", and more weird banners like "PEE AND POO GIVE US PROTEIN BECAUSE IT STARTS WITH P" and "WELCOME TO HOBO INC. WORKER!". Dumboy and Dumboy and Dumboy woke pig, cow, sheep, buffalo, and horse. Horse was his design person that made the whole house. He also climbs up the trashcan every day and comes back covered in Hobo-Piegon poop. Buffalo serves as the banker for his mansion. Sheep is his helpful maid. Cow is his butler.  Pig is a cook that serves Dumboy expensive imported Spikadian Shrimp, scallops, clams, lobster, crab, crayfish,  all sorts of fish, octopus, squid, coral, kelp, turtles, whale, shark, dolphin, salt sauce, hawk, falcon, chicken, rooster, duck, goose, swan, turkey, angels, and all the meat in the butcher's mall in Spikatown. There's always a plate in the center with his favorite meal: BLOBFISH. Muhahahahah! This seems good eh? But the pig's recipe for"good" taste is booger herbs, bacteria sprinkles, poo sauce, manure bread, pee teaspoons, and mucus slime toppings. What an evil hog! Well face it. He thinks it builds muscles, according to the Foo£ Guide Pyramid and the Die-at-terry guidelines. Today's special was very expensive rare mucus milk, imported waffles from IGOTGRAINSLAND, and Poopeebooger syrup. Dumboy licked the mucus rapidly, bit a chunk of the bad bacteria waffle, and jumped up and sucked the mucus droppings from the ceiling. Dumboy suddenly chocked and remembered he was late for the Waltz Morning Chat Blablablablablabla Meeting. He said, "I late 'choke' thah matin of lalala. He changed his normal default speed by pressing F10 and switched it to nine million. He ran out of the trashcan so fast that it tipped over and everyone in it died in "one shot". He ran past the Hobo Inc. Workshop and he had an idea. The owner, Hobicus Hobino was in the door when the Dumboy went in. His flame path knocked the poo shelf over the manager, where a pee shelf followed along. The Tsunami of pee got sucked into the hobo's mouth, where poo followed along. When the hobo was in slow motion, Dumboy just walked quickly up to him, and pushed him out of the garage.  Dumboy bought a TOP SECRET JETPACK that was for nine thousand dollars,  A PillowHOBO for nine thousand dollars too, a HOBOMAGE kit that was priceless, a BlaBla meeting rare shirt that wasn't on sale, and a Spikadian Mutinations Factory State of the Art TELEPAD that was for his monthly Paychecks on working as a sewer janitor. He ran out of the store and went past the dirtiest dirty dirt junkyard. People say Area Spike is hidden in the yard. As soon as he stopped at the main path of the junkyard, he saw General Idiot playing Angry Spikes on his work computer. He came out of his shack and typed in something on his Telepad. He formed a portal and hopped in. Since Dumboy was holding so much stuff, he threw all of it but the Telepad in the portal. The warp zone closed up. Spikadia was walking down the stairs and sat on the couch in his mansion. General Idiot had warped to the spot next to him. "Are you sure you spent you're money wisely on weapon factory upgrades?" asked Spikadia. "OF CORSE! I WOULD NEVER SPEND MY MONEY ON A TOP SECRET JETPACK, A PILLOWHOBO, A HOBOMAGE KIT, AND THE BLABLA MEETING SHIRT!!!!" yelled Idiot. "THOSE ITEMS WOULD NEVER LAND ON ME!!" As soon as General Idiot closed up the portal, a top secret jetpack flew onto his back, a PillowHobo sucked on his face, a wizard hat and wand flew onto his body, and the BlaBla meeting shirt ripped through his crazy spikes. "HOW DO I LOOK! I DIDN'T BUY THE ITEMS I MENTIONED!!!" explained Idiot. "Looks like you did," hissed the emperor. Dumboy had an idea, if General Idiot had a TelePad, he might too. He checked this five stick pockets, his two foot pockets, and inside his empty head. He found the thing he was looking for in his hand. He turned on the Teleporting System as it said "Spikadian Technology Incorporated TELEPAD Version 2.5" on the starting screen. He could see that he had a Teleporting App, A Angry Spikes and Walzius V.S. Spikes game, a Teleport Contacts List, A Calendar, A Map of the world's portal tunnels, and A Teleport Applications Store. If you bought this at the Hobo Inc, they installed Spika for you. Spika is a App Store that made all your downloads free. Dumboy had enough time to go to the dentist and ask for a blue tooth, tried to find hotspot locations for Wall-Fi, and delete the Spika App on his tablet. He finally found Sun-Bucks that had free Wall-Fi. At the last second of the start of the meeting, Dumboy went into the Teleporting App,  Searched For the Spikadia Mansion Portal, and pressed enter. When a bright light shined in the tip of the tablet, Dumboy ate it. Every major councilman gathered around in the BlaBla Couches. Spikadia's butler said there would be food shortly as a portal opened next to him and Dumboy's last dinner flew into all of the leader's mouths. The butler tried to force the portal to stop but Dumboy's livers, stomach, poop sack, yolk sac, and stomach acid flew up like machine gun bullets in Spikadia's eyes, mouths, noses, and sweat holes. The portal  launched out Dumboy's stick structures as it blew up. Dumboy had never been late to a meeting before except all of them.  He ran ran ran ran ran ran ran, jumped up to space, did a cartwheel, a somersault, a flop-flap, gracefully pranced in the sky, did the mime box in midair, flied like a swan, and did seven hundred thousand jacknives, and ran in midair. As he finished the beauty, he preformed the splits and did not realize there were a group of Spikadian Heavy Spikers below him. Now the time was twelve o' clock. "That microscopic boo-boo looks very severe," said Dr. Popo M. Peipei. "Yep," commented Buffalo. "How much will it be for that coochie coo coo?" asked Buffalo. "$9999999 surgery $9999999 supply fee $9999999 care for patient $9999999 tax $9999999 tips. Pay or try the plastic surgery for free," informed Nurse Coolz. He got so furious that Bufallo blew up the whole world, but one second later it got repaired.  The doctors put on their ninja gear and bought some epic katanas. They ran of the Empire Spike Building and did the dual katana slice that cut the body in fourths. They omega sliced and diced that now he was only a tiny empty brain. Next came the sewer control group that poured sewer acid on the body to wet it. The last group was plastic toy boxes that got thrown down the building. Finally, Nurse Coolz came back to Dr. Popo. "Now we did some improvement to his body structure. Lets dump him. The Spikadian Doctors pushed him out to the parking lot.

He Did It, Not Meh (3rd Chapter of The Adventures Of The Spiked Wall)
Dumboy woke up when he was rolling down a hill in his hospital seat.  The air fizzled as a rock flew past him. The grass swirled all around him as he went past the Spiked Fortress. Overhead, he saw Spikadia Mansion, with it's golden pillars raising high. Dumboy pulled on the brakes of his seat, to stop when he remembered he was late for a meeting in this spot. He braked braked braked braked braked braked braked braked until he busted through the door of the mansion. At the same time Spikadia was walking into the famous Bath-Meeting-Room with his guards, Wallspike and Elite Guard. A butt hair ran up to his butt and said hello. The Seven Supers Meeting was a most important war meeting to discuss future plans of destroying the other galaxies. Spikadians are not sure if Walzius would come back and take their revenge, so they discuss about weapon ideas. The round table was kinda dirty due to the barfing of butt hairs on it. Spikadia marched over to the Shehes' royal seat. A holographic image was placed in the center. At the time of the meeting, everyone had come. The he, she, General Idiot, Wallspike, Flashtor, SwiftSpike, Dr. Brains, Dr. Popo, Sawyer A. Actuallya, and Wizard Awesome had sat when Dumboy travelled through the hall. A plate was passed down the round table with soup in it. "What'eth is'eth this'eth stuff'eth?" asked the mage. "Pee?" asked Wallspike. "Nuhuhuhuhuhuh," said he. "I THINK HE'S RIGHT!!" screamed General Idiot, still in his costume of hobo stuff. "Are these our supplies for a war?" asked Spikadia. "No sir," answered Flashtor. "It might be good," guessed she. "I'll just scan this liquid substance with my state of the art ScanTron, but lets rely on the power of samples to solve this argument," said Brains. Everyone took a sip. Spikadia was the last one to try this yellow soup. "Tastes so delicious, warm, and has a sweet sour aftertaste. Where did you buy this?" commented Spikadia as he crazily licked this soup. "We ACTUALLY bought ACTUALLY it ACTUALLY in ACTUALLY the ACTUALLY sewers ACTUALLY. I ACTUALLY think ACTUALLY it ACTUALLY was ACTUALLY pee," said the Actually Master. As soon as Actuallya finished, Spikadia barfed out this mess at the door. Dumboy came in as the rapid machine gun fire from the emperor's mouth pierced his head violently with a fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart. He ducked as Spikadia finished using his first round of barf ammo.  With a sudden movement, he barfed out a explosive which destroyed his left leg. The within the area of barfing, barf land mines exploded under his foot as he landed in the hospital chair. Grenades of goo was barfed out by the leaders as the hospital chair busted out of the porta potty, still carrying infected zombie Dumboy. A Spikadian flew out of the toilet while it landed on top of Dumboy. We can never say he crashed into a spiked wall this time. He crashed into a Wallspike. One minute second later, an ambulance came and killed him away. Then frustrated buffalo angrily marched in the hospital and asked the nurse violently for the fee. The buffalo gripped the bill furiously as he noticed it said Infinity Dollars Hospital Ride, Infinity Dollars Plastic Surgery, Infinity Dollars Care, Infinity Dollars Supplies, Infinity Dollars Tax, Infinity Dollars Tip, Infinity Dollars Donations, and Infinity Dollars for nothing. He got so mad that he reached for his pocket, pulled out a very sharp pocketknife, and sliced himself to death. So much of his saliva spilled out when his mouth got cut, so much fur got stuck in the Allergen Room, one of his horns got used for surgery, his very tight money bags ended up in the Choking Baby Care Room, and so much of his blood gushed out to the bloodiest bloody blood drive outside. Popo tried a different method to heal him. He invited the people in his friend list. At the funeral, nobody came. Tumbleweeds floated around the grassy plains. The coffin was placed in the center of this beauty. Once the coffin was unloaded from the ambulance, the whole cute grounds turned gray. All the ponies beautifully prancing died. Anyways, the coffin was himself that killed all the life here. Popo's logic for this came from cartoons. "Cartoons never die right? Dumboy is just a circle, a dot, six lines, and a drawing! That counts as a cartoon right cartoonist?" explained Popo. Yep I guess. Nothing and tumbleweed ran up to the burial sight and prayed. "He was a weirdoe. A dead one I guess. I always knew him. NOTHING and Tumbleweeds are always his friends," sighed the piece of air and the tumbleweed. A Mage Academy for Gnomes Institute of Colonies truck came and dumped out a three inch butt hair. The butt hair murmured :Elephantis Zombifia Riseaus Deathly:. Time passed and a fat hand poked out of the ground. An elephant arose and yawned. When some tourists came over to his exhibits, he spoke to one. "One sheep... my Two sheep... my my Three Sheep... my my my Four sheep... my my my my Five sheep... my my my my my Six sheep... my my my my my my Seven sheep... my my my my my my my Eight Sheep... my my my my my my my my  Nine sheep... my my my my my my my my my Ten sheep..." When he got to infinity sheep, he said "Infinity Sheep... Infinity mys." The sun rose very low down when Dumboy woke up on second later after he finished. He remembered the last meeting!!! It was the Spikadian Goodbye Bye Bye Salutations Bye Love Ya Peace Out meeting!  He ran so much that he had to take a whole trip around the galaxy to reach this place. He blew up a million times, his motors got overheated, his d-cells got drained, and lost his legs. He soon took his gray covering for his stick body and waved it so much times he flew up. Dumboy reached the mansion just in time when he crashed into a soft, heart shaped cloud that hurt so much. He had time to get first aid for his invisible boo boo. He returned to the mansion when there was one second until the start of the meeting.  He walked up the stairs with pride and went into the hallway. He had just opened the door of the Backyard of Waltz, the meeting spot when he entered the food court of the mansion. He bought a PeeBooger Noodles from the weird vendor, a peanut butter poop sauce from the grains vendor, a chicken from a merchant's vendor, a shrimp pot pie and fish taco from SeaLeg's, a pizza from Pizza Butt, and a kiddy kid's meal from Old McDonald Had A Farm. He ate next to Flashtor who just said "..." He quietly walked out of the room when Flashtor poked him and ran to his shop. Dumboy walked out of the home when he thought his first thought. Blinding streaks of white scraped his face as a golden beam from the sun shined into his hands. The whole projection of the galaxy shined in his fists. A silver circle surrounded Dumboy as he floated up into the air. His body formed into a Walzius structure. He began seeing the galaxy in person. His hand gripped a mysteriously forming hobo staff. He was in the center of the universe now, seeing everything, hearing everything, touching everything, smelling everything, and tasting everything. He could feel the power traveling through his body, as great as the Shehe. He had control of the universe. The universe was part of him. He felt the strength of a million galaxies in his arms. He then realized there was a projection screen behind him and he was still in town square, but he kept going. He had the strength of infinity necromancers, able to bend the universe. But he did something wrong. He looked of to the side and saw a red galaxy. He touched it and banged his staff on it. He then realized it was his galaxy. The Wall Galaxy got crushed by a cute pony that licked it, a large spiked ball, infinity spikes, a large spiked tall, a big fat spiked baby, and got shattered in the blast of the no-good-unlimited-ammo-deadly-cute-fawn-army!



























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