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| 13 Oct 2015 04:24 PM |
so i can LAFF
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:26 PM |
i hate you all
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:28 PM |
my 4th grade teacher went into cardiac arrest while reading us a scary story
*wink wonk* |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:30 PM |
Story one:
In 8th grade, this girl sat across from me in the cafeteria and was telling me some funny story while I was eating. I was eating yogurt, and she made me laugh, and I spewed it all over her face and clothes and hair on accident ;-; That's the loudest I've ever heard anyone scream
Story two:
I took an after-hours astronomy class at a local college last year, which lasted from like 9 PM to 11 PM. Since it was after hours, the bathrooms and facilities on campus other than our class were closed. My bladder was about to explode, and we still had a couple hours of class left. The instructor told me to go look for an open bathroom at the security station down the campus. I was running trying all the doors, but they were locked.
Finally, in desperate measures, I "went" on the lawn of the college
not my best move, but what else was i supposed to do :( |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:30 PM |
well i stuffed some admins in the closet, ttly not the games team, and people thought i was g@y even though i was just kidnapping them
http://web.roblox.com/Stalker-item?id=292091650 i c u pee |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:31 PM |
| i called the hospital bc my little sister was coughing blood and said "love you, bye" and put the phone down |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:33 PM |
one time I had to take a really big poo but I held it in and kept it in for the rest of the day but when I was talking to my crush I couldn't hold it in any longer and I realised I shouldn't have eaten at taco bell because it just came spewing out of my ears, nose, mouth and ass and I was crying tears of watery diarrhoea all over the place and my crush never talked to me again after that :(((( -Joined OT in early 2013, joined RT in 2014- -Add 11,135 posts to postcount from all of my mains- |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:33 PM |
here's an embarising story about piemaster piemaster2121 can't spell laugh the end
http://web.roblox.com/Stalker-item?id=292091650 i c u pee |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:34 PM |
| I broke my nose on a fireplace |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:34 PM |
| when i was in preschool my friend wouldn't share the bubbles so i tossed him to the ground and stole the bubbles |
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Axxeri
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:35 PM |
| I lit my laptop on fire a few weeks ago while outside with my friend. |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:37 PM |
"9 PM to 11 PM" legoseed did "it" |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:38 PM |
its spelled laff you nard
screw you mods |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:38 PM |
| i caught a girl giving a bj in a bathroom |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:39 PM |
i was in a hot smelly minivan full of my friends and the ride was 12 hours long
and i had to take a dump
and i couldn't hold it in because we were riding with no break stops
so i let it all out
and when we got to our destination i threw away the underwear i was wearing to get rid of the evidence
manmoo123's new main ~add 7,758 to post count and half a bagel~ |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:39 PM |
| One day I made a ROBLOX account. |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:39 PM |
@fallen not a girl ah
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Sp0nge80b
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:39 PM |
one day when in the 5th grade bathroom someone didn't knock when I get ready to crap I pull my pants and underwear down someone saw me, naked i muttered under my breath, "oh ****" also my "hotdog" was straight out |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:39 PM |
also another one
i was shopping
cashier: how is ur day me: yes |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:41 PM |
| xd most of these are poop ur pants stories |
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| 13 Oct 2015 04:45 PM |
one day when I was getting dropped of to school, my mom said "love you" me: ok
same day, at night
my mom comes into my room to do prayers and when she said, "I love you" part of the pray, I sad "you too" because I was thinking of that morning |
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