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AlexxTC is not online. AlexxTC
Joined: 29 Jan 2014
Total Posts: 433
06 Oct 2015 09:10 PM
[Location: The Rodeo]

Me: *Building a house in NYC* I've been workin on the rail, road, all, the live long dayy...

Audience Guy: You said you were at the rodeo but youre in NYC

Me: Yeah, what,

Marge Simpson: Hey, bart, have you seen peter griffin anywhere?

Homer Wearing a Bart Costume: Why

Marge Simspon: His Testes are much bigger than Homie's

Homer Wearing a Bart Costume: *Rips off costume, revealing Homer*

Homer: *Kills marge with a baseball bat*

Peter Griffin: Hey, have you seen my lasa-- O_O

Homer: *chases peter with a baseball bat*

(walking down street)
Garfield: I entered a lasagna contest to win a stupid amp? So useless...

(also walking down street, other direction)
Garchomp: To think i entered a guitar contest to win some lasagna? so dumb....

Peter, Homer, Garfield, and Garchomp all crash into eachother, trading belongings.

Garchomp: I got an amp!

Garfield: I got lasagna!

Charlie Brown: i got a rock

Peter: I got a baseball bat!

Homer: I got nothin

Peter: *kills them all with the baseball bat*

Peter: *Looks up and sees some text*

Announcer: Quadra Kill!

Peter: *looks in all directions quickly*

Some Kid: *lickin a lolipop*

Peter: *eyes turn red* *runs at the kid at 1000 mph*

Kid: O_O

Peter: *Beats the kid senseless with baseball bat*

Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kid: *rips off kid costume to reveal -- Tryndamere, the Barbarian King!

Tryndamere: *ults* *kills Peter*

Announcer: Shut down.

Tryndamere: +500 gold.

Tryndamere: *puts back on kid costume*

Some Kid: *walks into orphanage with a funny grin*

Some Kid: I think i'm gonna get my first penta.... >:)

Orphanage Kids: Get the new guy!

Orphanage Kids: *Kill trynd*

Orphanage Kids: +20 Gold each

*The camera pans back to the bloodbath quadra from earlier*

Yasuo: *walkin down street*

Yasuo: Cool, a free amp, lasagna, and a baseball bat!

Yasuo: *throws it away*

Yasuo: Good night folks!

Pig: I forgot the thing
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AbigailMac is not online. AbigailMac
Joined: 05 Oct 2008
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06 Oct 2015 09:11 PM
yea you need mental help
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Alexej200 is not online. Alexej200
Joined: 07 Jun 2009
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06 Oct 2015 09:14 PM
you have 42k posts on the ROBLOX forums bud, i think you need to reconsider who needs the help
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DanBossStar321 is not online. DanBossStar321
Joined: 26 Dec 2012
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06 Oct 2015 09:14 PM
No you

#code print ("You live in a different world")
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KoolWaterLK is not online. KoolWaterLK
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06 Oct 2015 09:14 PM
ok
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AbigailMac is not online. AbigailMac
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06 Oct 2015 09:23 PM
@alex
you have no chill
haha! :D
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Alexej200 is not online. Alexej200
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06 Oct 2015 09:31 PM
@Mac

you have no life
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CommanderGirardin is not online. CommanderGirardin
Joined: 26 Jan 2015
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06 Oct 2015 09:37 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
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AbigailMac is not online. AbigailMac
Joined: 05 Oct 2008
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07 Oct 2015 04:02 PM
@alex
ummmm dude leave me alone.........
socially awkward kid pls stop obsessin over me u wierdass freak
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jimmysnow02 is not online. jimmysnow02
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07 Oct 2015 04:04 PM
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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