Vunal
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| 06 Oct 2015 08:08 PM |
Here is the story.
I was friends with this one pretty girl.
I helped her whenever I could.
But here is a twist.
I had a crush on her.
I finally mustered up the courage to ask her out.
She rejected me.
I ran away and cried.
It gets worse.
I saw some stupid jock bragging during lunch.
I hated his dongsure attitude.
He was boasting about some girl he was currently plowing.
I became irritated so I asked what her name was.
He said the name of my crush.
I was so mad I almost splashed him with my chocolate milk.
That gave me an important epiphany.
Girls only like bad boys.
I put on my fedora and found the damn couple in the hallways.
I have been training for two weeks.
"Prepare to meet your maker"
The jock was confused.
I prepared a kamehameha wave.
I blasted him and sent him to the shadow realm.
Don't give up OTers
Trust your instincts. |
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| 06 Oct 2015 08:09 PM |
tl;dr
|“We gained control of many things. But we had to let go of others.” |+3000| R$6119 Tx544 |
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CafeMiner
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| 06 Oct 2015 08:11 PM |
gg op
...just like 7th grade |
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Cavando
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| 06 Oct 2015 08:11 PM |
I--I....What?!?!?!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU COULD OF DONE SPILLING THAT MILK! YOU COULD OF CAUSED A PARADOX!
(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง I hit a guy with sandpaper and Roughed him up (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
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AmiFrost
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