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| 06 Oct 2015 07:19 PM |
Every sunday I go to church while everyone else worships god I secretly pray to our one true savior merely I also have a shrine of him surrounded by limiteds and robux I worship it all. I exclusively use abbreviations to talk irl every day I go home and thank my lord merely for the limiteds he has bestowed upon me One night I hear a noise its a knocking at my window I open the window it is merely I deeply inhale the smell of sweat and Doritos coming off of merely it is merely I am so happy he climbs through me window he says "youve been a good boy" "have you worshipped your limiteds every night?" "yes" I respond merely shows me inside of his pants Its his riptide the biggest riptide ive ever seen my riptide is nothing compared to his I want merelys riptide I NEED it inside of me "merely please give me your riptide" I beg I plead merely gives me his riptide it feels so good its just how i imagined merelys riptide would feel we make a lot of noise my father walks in "wtf is this, who is he" my dad yells "it is merely, our one true savior dad" I respond "wtf gtfo dc is garbage" my dad screams "dad you only have 5k rap shut up!" I scream angrily merely walks over to my dad "its all lmad now" he whips my dad across the face with his riptide I am happy, merely is all i know now merely is love merely is life
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Alphaerix
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| 06 Oct 2015 07:21 PM |
this is a knockoff of "shrek is love" can you not |
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Engyn
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| 06 Oct 2015 07:22 PM |
tl;dr
strictly business baby |
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L0rdTal
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| 06 Oct 2015 07:23 PM |
I laughed XD
It's simple physics, Robux: R$33,415, Tix: Tx4,078 #OSCAR4PRES |
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Muffinzs
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| 06 Oct 2015 07:24 PM |
| You tell alpha to stfu I will upper cut your family tree |
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| 06 Oct 2015 07:38 PM |
| dedicated to parisandstuff |
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| 06 Oct 2015 07:40 PM |
he knocked this off so badly, it looks like a madlibs page
wtf
Save the cheerleader, save the world. |
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f0ney
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| 12 Oct 2015 05:24 PM |
he knocked this off so badly, it looks like a madlibs page
wtf
🍉тнe only lιғтιng yoυ do ιѕ lιғтιng ғood ιnтo yoυr мoυтн, тнe only crυncнeѕ yoυ do ιѕ crυncнιng ιnтo a тaco 🍉 |
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| 12 Oct 2015 05:24 PM |
good ending
Swiggity swag put it in the bag. |
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KaraShino
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| 27 Mar 2016 08:35 PM |
| Forgot i was innactive >.< |
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EA7x
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| 28 Mar 2016 02:59 PM |
promote me to cabbage god, i own every cabbage possible :3
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| 28 Mar 2016 03:01 PM |
I need to make a new rank for that Give me a good name o_o |
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EA7x
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| 28 Mar 2016 03:11 PM |
Cabbage King, idk. btw i was first person to own all cabbages+onion :3
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