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Re: Merely is the one true god

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KrillCannon is not online. KrillCannon
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06 Oct 2015 07:19 PM
Every sunday I go to church
while everyone else worships god I secretly pray to our one true savior merely
I also have a shrine of him surrounded by limiteds and robux
I worship it all. I exclusively use abbreviations to talk irl
every day I go home and thank my lord merely for the limiteds he has bestowed upon me
One night I hear a noise
its a knocking at my window
I open the window
it is merely
I deeply inhale the smell of sweat and Doritos coming off of merely
it is merely
I am so happy
he climbs through me window
he says "youve been a good boy"
"have you worshipped your limiteds every night?"
"yes" I respond
merely shows me inside of his pants
Its his riptide
the biggest riptide ive ever seen
my riptide is nothing compared to his
I want merelys riptide
I NEED it
inside of me
"merely please give me your riptide" I beg
I plead
merely gives me his riptide
it feels so good
its just how i imagined merelys riptide would feel
we make a lot of noise
my father walks in
"wtf is this, who is he" my dad yells
"it is merely, our one true savior dad" I respond
"wtf gtfo dc is garbage" my dad screams
"dad you only have 5k rap shut up!" I scream angrily
merely walks over to my dad
"its all lmad now"
he whips my dad across the face with his riptide
I am happy, merely is all i know now
merely is love
merely is life
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Alphaerix is not online. Alphaerix
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06 Oct 2015 07:21 PM
this is a knockoff of "shrek is love"
can you not
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Engyn is not online. Engyn
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06 Oct 2015 07:22 PM
tl;dr


strictly business baby
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L0rdTal is not online. L0rdTal
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06 Oct 2015 07:22 PM
@alpha stfu i love these
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oscar9999991 is not online. oscar9999991
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06 Oct 2015 07:23 PM
I laughed XD


It's simple physics, Robux: R$33,415, Tix: Tx4,078 #OSCAR4PRES
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Muffinzs is not online. Muffinzs
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06 Oct 2015 07:24 PM
Then you woke up
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alphadeath is not online. alphadeath
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06 Oct 2015 07:24 PM
You tell alpha to stfu I will upper cut your family tree
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KrillCannon is not online. KrillCannon
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06 Oct 2015 07:38 PM
dedicated to parisandstuff
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06 Oct 2015 07:40 PM
he knocked this off so badly, it looks like a madlibs page

wtf


Save the cheerleader, save the world.
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KrillCannon is not online. KrillCannon
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06 Oct 2015 08:42 PM
o3o
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12 Oct 2015 05:22 PM
O3O
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f0ney is not online. f0ney
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12 Oct 2015 05:23 PM
suckup



supa hotttt!!!
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cookieboy013 is not online. cookieboy013
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12 Oct 2015 05:24 PM
gold
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EternalTerror is not online. EternalTerror
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12 Oct 2015 05:24 PM
he knocked this off so badly, it looks like a madlibs page

wtf



🍉тнe only lιғтιng yoυ do ιѕ lιғтιng ғood ιnтo yoυr мoυтн, тнe only crυncнeѕ yoυ do ιѕ crυncнιng ιnтo a тaco 🍉
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BlockworkOrange is not online. BlockworkOrange
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12 Oct 2015 05:24 PM
good ending

Swiggity swag put it in the bag.
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KaraShino is not online. KaraShino
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12 Oct 2015 05:25 PM
this rip
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KrillCannon is not online. KrillCannon
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13 Oct 2015 08:59 AM
K
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KrillCannon is not online. KrillCannon
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23 Mar 2016 06:47 PM
memes


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BlockworkOrange is not online. BlockworkOrange
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27 Mar 2016 08:35 PM
Forgot i was innactive >.<
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Super_NaturaI is not online. Super_NaturaI
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27 Mar 2016 08:37 PM
What did I just read...?
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BlockworkOrange is not online. BlockworkOrange
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27 Mar 2016 08:38 PM
^Modern art
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KrillCannon is not online. KrillCannon
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28 Mar 2016 02:58 PM
Modern art [2]
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EA7x is not online. EA7x
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28 Mar 2016 02:59 PM
promote me to cabbage god, i own every cabbage possible :3



-faunco/sad_boys
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KrillCannon is not online. KrillCannon
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28 Mar 2016 03:01 PM
I need to make a new rank for that
Give me a good name o_o
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EA7x is not online. EA7x
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28 Mar 2016 03:11 PM
Cabbage King, idk. btw i was first person to own all cabbages+onion :3



-faunco/sad_boys
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