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| 09 Nov 2014 01:47 PM |
Rilpo whistled along to some stupid crap coming from his radio. He twisted the knob to the left, raising to volume to tune out the rattling on containers in the back of his truck.
I groaned and kicked at the side of the wooden crate. "It's no use, quit trying." Halfprint snapped, then continued to bite his thumbnail. "We have to get outta here, Halfprint," I replied, "i don't trust him." "Ugh, fine." Halfprint crawled over and kicked at the side of the box. It seemed to effortlessly fall apart. Halfprint grinned at me, I simply rolled my eyes and crawled out into the dark truck bed.
Rilpo pushed the steering wheel with all his strength, spinning out in the iddle of the road and sending the truck bed flying off of the vehicle. It slammed into a telephone pole, which fell onto it and caught fire immediately.
Rilpo's truck spun out and fliped over. It skidded down a slope, sparks flying in all directions, before it crashed into a gas pump. The truck erupted in a blaze of glory.
Halfprint pushed at the door, the fire crackling loudly above them. "It's no use." "Wait, Remember Rilpo's hobbies?" Halfprint grinned and ran over to a nearby crate. As expected, the crate was full of dynamite. "Perfect!" Halfprint said with zeal, grabbing several sticks of the explosive.
"Alright, 3..2..1!" I shouted. The dynamite went off instantly, filling the truckbed with flames. "Well, this didn't turn out how we ho-"
The door to the truckben merely dented and started spewing smoke.
THERE ARE NO HAPPY ENDINGS /end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N613a2BsI8w
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| 09 Nov 2014 01:51 PM |
| Rilpo whistled along to some stupid crap coming from his radio. He twisted the knob to the left, raising to volume to tune out the muffles and sobs coming from the back of his truck. |
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manmoo123
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| 09 Nov 2014 01:51 PM |
"made me cri" - Markiplier
66/6 "So good it was iluminati good" - IGN |
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| 09 Nov 2014 01:59 PM |
"rilpo in peace" -- me
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| 09 Nov 2014 02:05 PM |
rilpo read this or i snap you
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| 09 Nov 2014 03:01 PM |
yeah i dont have a license
can u not |
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| 13 Aug 2015 12:48 PM |
| im bumping this to test something also this story is good so |
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| 27 Sep 2015 02:43 PM |
hehehehheheheh
Official Cringer of RT |
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manmoo123
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| 28 Sep 2015 05:02 AM |
hot dignity damn I was so cringeworthy not even a year ago
I honestly feel really happy how I grew away from my cringeworthy "humor" that was mostly centered around dead memes
so please disregard my post from 2014 as it reflects my personality very inaccurately and needs to be shamed for its crimes against humanity |
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| 28 Sep 2015 06:48 AM |
hot dignity damn I was so cringeworthy not even a year ago
I honestly feel really happy how I grew away from my cringeworthy "humor" that was mostly centered around dead memes
so please disregard my post from 2014 as it reflects my personality very inaccurately and needs to be shamed for its crimes against humanity [2] |
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| 28 Sep 2015 06:49 AM |
tl;dr
#Code game.Workspace.medicpan.Load:Forum.OriginalJoindate:January 09th 2011 |
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| 28 Sep 2015 06:50 AM |
Do you want real TL:DR?
Just to save you the time, TL:DR
[Player Progression Tree] [The Mass Group] | ------------------------------------- | [The War Grouper] / \ [Roleplayer]
[Introduction] Roblox is a game where you create and share your creations with others all over the world whether it be a decal or a game, however little cultures have developed making Roblox more than it seems.
[The Mass Group] The Mass Group in particular changes most frequently compared to other 'groups'. This is because the Mass Group is only a stage in the development of the average player as this is when players first join Roblox and are still learning and adjusting to the new environment. The Mass Group is also responsible for popular trends. This is because the Mass Group almost entirely consists of a younger audience (6-10 Yr Old) which controls what games are popular in two ways. A, younger players 'follow the sheep', a younger won't browse much further than the first five games on the front page and simply only play the games that are popular (Exception to players in the 9-10 Yr Old range) and B, Players play games they would otherwise play in real life, think about a young girl playing with doll house, 'ODer' games are basically digital doll houses which a player extends their imagination further with. This is why some poor quality games make it too the front page. (Some 'ODer' games can be good, for example Work in a Pizza place which has been around for many years, only recently has it taken a more 'ODer' stance). Virtually all players go through this stage.
[The War Grouper] The War Grouper is one of the major branches that comes from the Mass Group. The War Grouper is created when a player (Usually 11-12 Yr Old) from the Mass Group starts to find out about the group system on Roblox and becomes dedicated in a group or groups. However the player has to have certain interests to become a War Grouper. The average War Grouper is usually patient (They work for ranks which the average user would usually give up and get sucked up by another group) and reasonably creative. (Which is why roleplayers branch out from War Groupers). Now something of interest about War Groupers is that individual groups (Of about 1000 up active members) develop their own cultures. I have experienced this first hand in USSF (Yes RT I am a War Grouper), When I first joined back in 2011 there was a lot of fun banter between members and the HRs (High Ranks that could promote players and hold training for all you non War Groupers) held parties when we won raids. But the culture changed by 2014, it wasn't the group I was in back in 2011, it had become less social and became more competitive. Many other groups I have been in have their own cultures as well however USSF is a prime example.
[The Roleplayer] Roleplayers primarily come from War Groupers as war groupers usually have quite a creative nature. There is not much to say about Roleplayers that hasn't already been mentioned (Similar traits to the War Grouper) however this is the last stage for the average War Grouper branch player on Roblox. (That means that players that go down the War grouper branch on the tree usually quits after the Roleplayer phase). Players in this phase are usually 13+ Yr Old and start to play other games other than Roblox such as CS:GO. |
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