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| 23 Sep 2015 11:08 PM |
Well i met her out on the playground which is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket Put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it First class yo this is bad Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like Hmmm this might be all right But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well uh the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
laser is the best. (i'm zartanios) |
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| 23 Sep 2015 11:09 PM |
Try sending her a box of elephant feces over the mail, wins her heart every time. http://poopsenders.com/ |
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| 23 Sep 2015 11:10 PM |
I can't use money.
laser is the best. (i'm zartanios) |
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| 23 Sep 2015 11:11 PM |
| Try sending her a box of your own feces, works every time. |
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| 23 Sep 2015 11:12 PM |
i can't use feces
laser is the best. (i'm zartanios) |
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