mamerf
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| 23 Sep 2015 12:41 PM |
I’m crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.
So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. Holy crap. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “oh my god, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR GOD DAMN GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever. I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out “[omitted] YOU”, and runs out of my house in tears. What have I done? I’ve screwed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, /b/.
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mamerf
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| 23 Sep 2015 12:45 PM |
im very depressed right now
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| 23 Sep 2015 12:46 PM |
you lost her your done you stupid STUPID STUPID boy god why you nub |
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mamerf
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| 23 Sep 2015 12:51 PM |
@connor, why did you come here then
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PhabuIous
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| 23 Sep 2015 12:53 PM |
Well,if you she acts like that, Then she's not a good girlfriend to have |
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MemeChild
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| 23 Sep 2015 12:53 PM |
call her and tell her your sorry and see if you can make a nice dinner for her a hug her and say you sorry for her lost
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checkm9
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| 23 Sep 2015 12:56 PM |
| what pokemon game? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Aaler
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| 23 Sep 2015 12:57 PM |
1. make a fake funeral 2. invite her to your funeral 3. jump out of the casket naked with a cat 4. ??? 5. profit
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| 23 Sep 2015 01:00 PM |
I agree,
Apologizing is probably the best thing to do. |
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MemeChild
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| 23 Sep 2015 01:01 PM |
maybe ask her if she wants to get a new cat and go to pound to get a new one if she says yes
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| 23 Sep 2015 01:06 PM |
Well then.
You're girlfriend hates you |
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