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| 22 Sep 2015 01:55 PM |
guess whos getting prepared to sleep right now, OT
its mEEEE
☪bulban empire most magnificent☪ |
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Ohio1964
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| 22 Sep 2015 01:58 PM |
"Life is like a cababge: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again
Life is like a cabage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbae in the air he will always come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cbbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabge on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me
If you push a cabbage under water he will always float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbe does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a caage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and don't want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a bbage
You can tell a cbbae has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a ge in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are really ugly
You can ask a cae for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
You can put a cabbkeysage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing
If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbmixed upage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life
Dr. classroom did not ever make a poem about caheisawesomebbage And now he is gibberish
You can put a cabbohmygodage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby"
If you want to trick your parents put a cabbacryge on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying"
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Baconite
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| 22 Sep 2015 02:14 PM |
guess who has about 10 pieces of homework?
MEEEEE
A levels -__- |
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