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Re: Whats your best joke/ riddle? POST IT HERE!!!

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galgirlygal is not online. galgirlygal
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02 Dec 2007 12:58 PM
Post your best jokes/riddles here.... i would give you a prize but all i have is adminship to my place


here is the format:


Name: Galgirlygal (your name)
Joke:_____________________________ (you dont need both)
Riddle:___________________________ (you dont need both)

thankyou for your time.
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galgirlygal is not online. galgirlygal
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02 Dec 2007 06:10 PM
ANY1?????
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Maxanmum is not online. Maxanmum
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02 Dec 2007 06:17 PM
Name: You don't need a name
Joke: Why did the jelly roll? Because it saw the apple turnover.
Riddle: Why did the bus stop? Because the sidewalked.
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Zawarudo is not online. Zawarudo
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02 Dec 2007 08:57 PM
So a neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a beer and how much it would cost. The Bartender then exclaims, "For you, there is no charge!"

Another chemistry joke:
Electron: Hey, do you know where I left my ion?
Neutron: Where did you last see it?
Electron: I don't know, but I lost it!
Neutron: Are you sure you lost it?
Electron: I'm positive!
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galgirlygal is not online. galgirlygal
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03 Dec 2007 01:58 PM
nice jokes. :) but i need nore
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keethpked is not online. keethpked
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03 Dec 2007 02:59 PM
why did the monkey use his tail to climb?
i dont know, where did the tail come from?
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mariorocks64 is not online. mariorocks64
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04 Dec 2007 06:41 PM
what if I got bored from looking at this thread?I would kill thE UGLY SCREWBALL and rip oFF ALL OF HIS EYES AND CHAINSAW HIM IN HSALF AND CHOP OFF HIS PE-------------------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*KILLS THE THREAD AND BLOWS IT UP.*
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Jace59 is not online. Jace59
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04 Dec 2007 07:07 PM
why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? because every mexican who can run, jump, and swim is already across the border.
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04 Dec 2007 07:20 PM
one day, Ralf eated a burrito, when suddenly he wanted to go to the bathroom.He entered and relaxed doing his need-to-do things. He finished, but HE SAW THERE WAS NO PAPER.He had 1 hope, clean with his HAND!!.he did that and he was about to clean his hands, when suddenly, his mom yelled at him and he hitted him with the handwasher in the hand. -OUCH MY HAND!!-he yelled.It must have hurted a lot and he hitted his foot when complaining, so he had to get help. with so much pain, he didnt remember he had his hand "dirty" and that his mom was waiting him outside of the bathroom, so he opened door and *PTUAK*. HE MADE HIS MOM SICK WITH ALL THAT POOP ON HER FACE.

lol this is a very large and somewhat cool joke (in my opinion)
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mariorocks64 is not online. mariorocks64
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05 Dec 2007 05:09 PM
errrrrrrrrrr................ I couldn't laugh. that was just gross.
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dudemancool is not online. dudemancool
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05 Dec 2007 05:11 PM
wats the difference between chop beef and pea soup?
u can chop beef, but u cant pee soup!



ok, that was really lame....
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mariorocks64 is not online. mariorocks64
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05 Dec 2007 06:00 PM
mung dull in't funny. get it? you can't eat soup that someone peed on.
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~ Pm me for the bump bot ~ 31
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05 Apr 2015 04:50 PM
old roblox community was SO much better right guys?



u silly goose
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05 Apr 2015 04:51 PM
THIS THREAD HAS ME WEAK
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this is a bump  
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one day, Ralf eated a burrito, when suddenly he wanted to go to the bathroom.He entered and relaxed doing his need-to-do things. He finished, but HE SAW THERE WAS NO PAPER.He had 1 hope, clean with his HAND!!.he did that and he was about to clean his hands, when suddenly, his mom yelled at him and he hitted him with the handwasher in the hand. -OUCH MY HAND!!-he yelled.It must have hurted a lot and he hitted his foot when complaining, so he had to get help. with so much pain, he didnt remember he had his hand "dirty" and that his mom was waiting him outside of the bathroom, so he opened door and *PTUAK*. HE MADE HIS MOM SICK WITH ALL THAT POOP ON HER FACE.
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21 Sep 2015 06:49 PM
b1
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Ikigai is not online. Ikigai
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21 Sep 2015 06:50 PM
2007 jokes sure were funny!
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Slydexia is not online. Slydexia
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21 Sep 2015 06:51 PM
jace's joke is still funny after 8 years
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21 Sep 2015 06:54 PM
Name: HollyFall123

Joke: 3 girls are in a desert. There's a blonde, a brunette, and a ginger. Then, a genie appears and tells them they each have 1 wish. The brunette wishes to be on her couch at home. He grants it. The ginger asks to be at her house as well. He grants it, again. Then the blonde says, "Aww, I wish my friends were here!" and he grants it.

Riddle: What becomes black when it's clean, but white when it's dirty? A blackboard.



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