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the truth about my school parody chapter 3

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soccerman611 is online. soccerman611
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21 Sep 2015 06:50 PM
chapter 3:

i was lying down on the dirt. what kind of test was this? how would something like this get me into their group?

maybe the door wasn't locked. i tried opening it but it was. i sighed and fell back down on the dirt.

my outfit was all bootiful because it rained earlier and the dirt was still a little wet. i wish i hadn't worn such a pretty outfit because now it was all ruined. maybe i can clean it when i get home. if i ever get home.

then suddenly there was a light. it was coming from my finger. i moved my finger around slowly and the light was still there.

i touched the wall and then the wall started glowing. then the wall disappeared to reveal a white room with some people doing VERY dirty things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). i walked inside then my bootiful outfit turned into a piece of garbage. i looked behind me to find that i lost something very important . [adult joke]

i saw eggman. "I KNEW IT." she yelled and then she ran over to me and did dirty things to me.

"you knew what?" i asked. i am so confused.

"you're one of us!" eggman said.

"i'm normal now?" i asked. i don't know much about normal people but i don't think they do this stuff.

"the kool kid club is just a cover up for who we really are." eggman said. "we're really a club of master shrek. i thought you might be one of us, since no one ever talks to us, so i locked you in there to see if you could be really feeling it. are you feeling it now, mr. krabs?"

"wait, you're a normal person too?" i asked. "no offense, but i don't really see you as the weaboo type."

lucy made her finger glow and touched herself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)and then she got the KOOL KID dress and irritating stick.

"how many KOOL KIDS are there?" i asked.

"there's only 3 on earth." lucy said.

"but there's 5 people in the kool kid club." i said.

"PINGAS and fatty aren't kool." eggman said. "but they know about us, and they like to help us do dirty things to skrobs like you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ."

"oh ok." i said. "what do kool kids do?"

"each of us control an element." lucy said. "i control earth, TOAD controls your booty( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) , fatty controls air, so you control the electronics so we don't have to go change the channel."

"cool, how do i do that?" i asked.

"do you even know how to control a TV remote" lucy said. "you probably don't have yours yet."

"aw :(." i said.

"want me to show you mine?" lucy asked.

i nodded my head yes.

lucy's finger started glowing and then she turned into a tree. after a minute i saw lucy climb out of the squirrel hole of the tree. she jumped onto a branch. "this is so much fun!" she said. then she jumped off and made the tree disappear. "i can't wait for you to see what the others can do!"

"same." i said. i was a little disappointed that i didn't get my power. "but wait a second. was opening that door a little power?"

"sort of." lucy said. "this is a cool kid place and your finger sensed it so it started glowing. you're not an outcast to all humanity, congrats"

"oh, cool!" i said.

"so." lucy said with that look in her eye. "do you still want to spend the night, but in here with me and my friends?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"of course!" i said.

9 months later


THE END OF CHAPTER 3


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heyitseth is not online. heyitseth
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21 Sep 2015 07:48 PM
cough bad cough
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pinkpinkbaby is not online. pinkpinkbaby
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21 Sep 2015 08:03 PM
don't listen to seth, he doesn't have good taste
i thought it was bootiful
plz make more i love this

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pinkpinkbaby is not online. pinkpinkbaby
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21 Sep 2015 08:04 PM
"i looked behind me to find that i lost something very important . [adult joke]"

is it bad that i'm ten and i got the joke

i'm cursed with the voice of a kid and pent up three word commands
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heyitseth is not online. heyitseth
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22 Sep 2015 02:54 PM
What did she lose?
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pinkpinkbaby is not online. pinkpinkbaby
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22 Sep 2015 10:13 PM
she lost her innocence, seth

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xbikeman is not online. xbikeman
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22 Sep 2015 10:26 PM
pink

omg your here
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pinkpinkbaby is not online. pinkpinkbaby
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22 Sep 2015 10:29 PM
what do you mean???

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xbikeman is not online. xbikeman
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22 Sep 2015 10:45 PM
I haven't seen you in a while
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pinkpinkbaby is not online. pinkpinkbaby
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23 Sep 2015 03:01 PM
oh
yeah i haven't been on that much because life is keeping me busy atm
when cheer season ends ill be on a lot more

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