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Re: Mildly Upsetting [Danonymous]

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Z0rr0w is not online. Z0rr0w
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17 Sep 2015 02:07 PM
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Name: Tadgh McConnell
Nickname given on the island (must involve an animal or object): M'Taghny Hoarse Rüstah
Age (this is meta, your character doesn't know their own age): 30 something point four
Gender: Male
Appearance: Tadgh... or Hoarse Rüstah is a skinny and frail man. His eyes are grey, hair black as the night, his stubbled chin being an obvious sign of masculinity, even though he's a chicken. He stands at 173 centimetres, wears a dark brown coat and a pair of shredded pants. His boots are hard as nails, and is seen wearing a silver ring. As his name implies, he has a tiny rooster.

(You didn't mention your character's skin color. That's important. I need to know your character's skin color.)

You awaken in your home. Or rather, you awaken in your house. It never really felt like a home to you, mainly because you really dislike being in it. It's not really a house either. It's a tiny little hut, complete with a hole in the wall that serves as a window, and a mat on the floor made out of human skin which acts as your bed. Outside, two girls were talking to each other.

"Do you know who lives in there?"
"Yes."
"I heard he has a small rooster."
"Who did you hear that from?"
"Martha."
"Has she seen it?"
"No, I don't suppose so."
"Then how does she know?"
"..."
"..."
"I never thought of that. That makes a lot of sense. You're going to be executed now."
"Oh no."

You hear frantic running, followed by shouting. You also hear the sound of a nice fire sizzling and cooking something at the Mess Hall.
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Danonymous is not online. Danonymous
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17 Sep 2015 02:57 PM
What.
Two incoherent females that know about my rooster? Sticking my head out the window, I observe the pair running away, shouting at them; "MY ROOSTER IS NOT SMALL, IT'S TINY! YOU PEASANTS NEVER LEARN!"
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17 Sep 2015 02:59 PM
(Btw, I'm white)

Awaiting their reaction, I shout another threat towards them; "CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS ROUND!"
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17 Sep 2015 10:04 PM
By the time you started shouting about the differences in interchangebly-used adjectives and people that don't exist, the two girls have already run off, one chasing the other in an attempt to capture and bring her to the execution grounds. A dark-skinned man pokes his head through your window.

"Are you okay?" he asks. Immediately afterwards, without waiting for an answer, he informs you that he isn't actually black, but is a mix of all the races and that this makes him special. During his explanation of how his race isn't actually his race, you think you can hear him trying to fake an accent that you can't really pick out.
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18 Sep 2015 02:07 PM
"I'm always ok, I'm M'Taghny Hoarse Rüstah.
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18 Sep 2015 09:38 PM
"Oh, okay," he says, "they're serving meatloaf for breakfast in the Mess Hall."
He then moves his head out of your window and runs towards the Mess Hall.
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19 Sep 2015 07:35 AM
Mess Hall, such an exaggerated name for a food palace for peasants like me... oh well, I don't change into sleeping attire when attending to my skin bed, so naturally, I stink, and I don't need to waste twenty... was it thirty? Thirty seconds of wasting time just to put on my everyday essentials, oh well, time to head to the Mess Hall, looking forward to some mad cow disease in my stomach.
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19 Sep 2015 02:52 PM
(Your character doesn't have a concept of time.)

You soon arrive at the Mess Hall, named because it's typically a mess. It isn't, however, a hallway as one would expect. There's several people in various clothing gathered around at dining tables, dining. Directly ahead of the front doors and to the back of the Mess Hall is a stage where people go to participate in certain events. As today was Meatloaf Day, there were no interesting events happening on stage as of yet. To your left were some people in the line to get their breakfast meatloaf. You could overhear some conversation from said line.

"Why isn't Lisa getting any meatloaf?"
"You haven't heard?"
"Heard what?"
"Oh, so you don't know. You must've been living under a rock. Lisa's a vegan. Everybody knows that?"
"Really? How does everybody know that?"
"Because Lisa won't shut up about it."
"Oh. Is this like the time she put on that accent and spelled all her words differently?"
"Yeah, kinda."
"How long do you think this phase is going to last?"
"About five."
"Mmhmm."

You recall that the phrase "about five" was coined by the inhabitants of this island, and roughly translates to "whenever," "eventually," or "for some period of time."
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19 Sep 2015 04:23 PM
I'm just going to go over and get myself a meat loaf.
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19 Sep 2015 04:32 PM
You get into line and take a plate. The line moves up, and a cute girl places three slices of meatloaf.
"There's some toppings over there..." she says in an extremely soft-spoken voice that makes it exceedingly difficult for you to comprehend what the Hell she's trying to say. You did, clearly, understand the part about the toppings. Looking to what she was referencing, you see several trays of varying toppings for your meatloaf. You also note a few side-dishes available and some drinks.

MEATLOAF CUSTOMIZATION TOPPINGS:
Little bits of lettuce
Cheese
Various herbs bunched together
Special sauce
Pepper

SIDE ORDERS:
Oranges
Apples
Chunks of fried potatoes
Little bits of corn
Bread

DRINKS:
Water
Milk (from cow)
Milk (from girl)
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20 Sep 2015 07:46 AM
This city is messed up, I like it,

let me now proceed to get the special sauce, chunks of FROID POTAETOES, and female milk.

Nehwhafjdk
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20 Sep 2015 12:31 PM
You collect all your food stuff onto your plate while holding the glass of milk in your hand. You now have to make the daring decision of where to sit. There are currently three tables with a seat open.
1. A table with a bunch of males talking about how buff they are. Looking at them, they look like they're emaciated rather than muscular.
2. A table with a bunch of girls talking about how pretty they are. They're all fairly disgusting looking and have weirdly-colored hair. They seem to be disgusting how much they hate men, while simultaneously ogling the 'muscular' men at the other table.
3. A table with one guy there. You recall this person as having gained the nickname "Parrot King" at the ritual. This nickname is a joke, because the guy can't speak for some reason, even though he has a tongue and a mouth.
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26 Sep 2015 03:26 PM
You know what I'll do? I'll sit my bum down in this cold ass concrete, if that even existed, heck, I'll probably just go outside and sit on the wet morning grass and get my ass wet.
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26 Sep 2015 05:24 PM
You brought your food outside and sat down on the grass, which actually happens to be fairly un-wet. In fact, you'd even say that this grass is dry. You are now all alone outside with your milk, potatoes, and meatloaf.
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27 Sep 2015 02:24 AM
Eat the fooooo
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27 Sep 2015 12:44 PM
Having thought up an incomplete sentence to your brain, you end up putting food in your mouth. While doing so, you find yourself drooling in a very stupid fashion. You feel slightly re-tar-ded. Soon enough, however, your food and milk is finished, and you feel like you've missed out on important and interesting stuff going on in the Mess Hall due to you going out of your way to avoid it. You are now very bored and your butt is too dry.
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03 Oct 2015 02:44 PM
I need this butt dry. Now let me just unzip my pants...
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Danonymous is not online. Danonymous
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03 Oct 2015 02:45 PM
Er I mean wet.
For scientific purposes.
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03 Oct 2015 05:24 PM
You're now standing with your pants unzipped. You feel dumber by the second.
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04 Oct 2015 04:03 AM
This ass needs to be as cold as the ice age. Now, wasn't there something going on in the Mess Hall? It would be substantial for me to atleast get a grip of what is occurring, I always need to know, it's why I get daily tabloids.
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04 Oct 2015 04:39 PM
You come to two conclusions before you enter the Mess Hall.
1. Unzipping your pants will make your bottom colder somehow.
2. Saying the word "ass" several times makes you either funny or cool.
3. Asking yourself "wasn't there something going on in the Mess Hall?" while you've already recalled there's nothing going on in the Mess Hall because it's Meatloaf Day is a bit stupid.

These conclusions make you feel somewhat dumber.

In any case, you head into the Mess Hall. As you already knew, then didn't know, then already knew again, there's nothing going on in the Mess Hall. At least, not when you walked in. When you walked in, everybody turned to you, saw your pants unzipped, then laughed at you. Roughly half of the Mess Hall was laughing because your pants were unzipped, and the other half were laughing because of your small rooster that was revealed through the fact that your pants were unzipped.

"What even is that?!"
"How does it work?"
"It's not even there!"
"It looks just like mine!" exclaims a woman.
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04 Oct 2015 04:39 PM
three conclusions*
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Danonymous is not online. Danonymous
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05 Oct 2015 01:53 PM
"Connor Kenway."
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Z0rr0w is not online. Z0rr0w
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05 Oct 2015 02:18 PM
(I'm trying to work with you, I really am. Please explain what in God's name you're trying to do here. I just need to know if you're attempting 'lolsorandom' humor or if you're responding to something specific through a pop culture reference. And I feel you should be aware that Assassin's Creed doesn't exist in this RP. Are you even trying to RP properly at this point or is your quest just to waste my time?)
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Danonymous is not online. Danonymous
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05 Oct 2015 02:27 PM
(I am attempting both.
Void that last post.)

(Wait, I never said I'd fully decide to enter the Mess Hall anyway.)
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