G8M
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| 14 Sep 2015 04:49 PM |
I'm going to Russia as a foreign exchange student soon (I'm in my Junior year and you can do that)
I'm from Greece, I now live in the US, advice? |
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| 14 Sep 2015 04:52 PM |
First comrade read this.
Go to the bars that are filled with chechens to drink vod ka! If you win against a chechen in a vod ka shot competition, you will be welcome as a newcomer!
Do not insult the comrades that fought in afganistan in the 80's and to the comrades that fought in WWII.
Drink many vod ka as you can, keep drinking and drinking and drinking, and you will feel powerful as a bear from the Siberia!
Do not go to chernobyl unlesss if it is to meet the cheeki briki of dimitri.
Stay in Moscow.
Preferable visit Petysburg.
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| 14 Sep 2015 04:53 PM |
AND KILL ALL UKRANIANS AND KEBABS THAT COME CLOSE TO YUO, BECUZ IF YOU DO.
PUTIN WILL GRANT YOU ACCESS TO THE KREMLIN. |
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| 14 Sep 2015 04:54 PM |
ODST COMRADE!
WHERE YOU BEEN MEI TOVARISCHSH? DRINKING VOD KA YOU COSSACK? HA
CHERNOBYL IS UKRAINE SO IS NOT OURS (YET) |
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| 14 Sep 2015 04:55 PM |
WAT ARE YOU SAYING VLADIMIR
I HAEV CHERNOBYL IN MY HAND THANKS TO THE CHEEKI BRIKI OF DIMITRI
I'VE BEN IN RETIREMENT DRINKING VOD KA WITH SOME NEW COMRADES |
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| 14 Sep 2015 04:56 PM |
HERE IN LENINGRAD SVETLANA MISS YOU
NEED TO RETURN SOON, COMRAD! |
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| 14 Sep 2015 04:56 PM |
| DA IMA RETURN FROM VACATION COMRADE |
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| 14 Sep 2015 04:58 PM |
SOVIET RAID PLANNING, GO TO BASEMENT BENEATH KREMLIN TO TALK
ALSO BRING VOD KA WE RAN OUT OF IT AND WERE DRINKING "WATER", BUT IS BAD AND NOT VOD KA SO BRING SOME WITH YOU COMRADE |
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| 14 Sep 2015 04:58 PM |
| DA IMA BRING SOME VOD KA FROM THE KREMLIN |
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| 14 Sep 2015 04:59 PM |
YOU CYKA WE -ARE- AT KREMLIN, SVETLANA KICK US OUT OF BAR.
GET VOD KA FROM VLAD'S STORE AND COME YOU BLYAT |
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G8M
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| Joined: 24 Jan 2012 |
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| 14 Sep 2015 04:59 PM |
will they not like if im from greece or (close to) the middle east in general?
you know what they say in my country
"they hate us cause the paid us"
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| 14 Sep 2015 05:00 PM |
| Russian people are always friendly to people that arent kebabs and ukranians |
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| 14 Sep 2015 05:00 PM |
| G8M YOU CYKA YOU HAVE MALGUS FORT IN PROFILE FILTHY |
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| 14 Sep 2015 05:01 PM |
| @phantom IMA BRING POTATOES SO WE ARE GOING TO MAKE HOMEMADE GUD VOD KA |
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| 14 Sep 2015 05:01 PM |
LAST TIME MAKE VOD KA BASEMENT BLOW UP AND HAD GULAG YOU CYKA
BRING IT FROM VLAD'S |
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G8M
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| 14 Sep 2015 05:02 PM |
chill comrade
ill play the song of your people to calm the soul: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs |
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| 14 Sep 2015 05:03 PM |
NU DONT WORRY, THESE POTATOES DONT COME FROM CHERNOBYL.
THEIR FROM SWEDEN |
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SelSlayer
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| Joined: 12 Mar 2011 |
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| 14 Sep 2015 05:03 PM |
ODST come on the TS3
They hate us cause they aint us |
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G8M
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| 14 Sep 2015 05:04 PM |
| gl with the turnips, bears, vod ka, and marxism |
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| 14 Sep 2015 05:04 PM |
| @Sel Im doing homework no :v |
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| 14 Sep 2015 05:04 PM |
@G8M
URAH
@ODST
BETTER BE FROM GOOD SWEDEN OR GULAG |
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| 14 Sep 2015 05:07 PM |
GET ON SKYPE YOU CRAZY COSSACK
NEED HELP WITH THE EMPIRE OF THE RISING SUN |
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