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| 14 Sep 2015 02:57 PM |
I was only 5 years old on Roblox I loved Vaktus so much, I thumbed up all his bases and have a model of him in my place. I pray to Vaktus every night before bed, thanking him for the rank I've been given "Vaktus is love." I say; "Vaktus is life." My general hears me and calls me an Arcadian I know he was just jealous that I had OBC and he didn't I called him a newbie He slaps me and demotes me to Private I'm crying now, and my face hurts bad I lay in bed and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Vaktus!! I am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my outpost." He grabs me with his powerful reaper hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my exterior fort for Vaktus He inserts his free modeled Sta-53 into my fort It's so painful that I want to exploit but for Vaktus I shan't I can feel my fort being intruded as my knees start to buckle I thrust against the Emperor I want to please Vaktus so much He types in caps "HAIL VAKTOVIA11" as he shoots his VACCINES into me My general walks in Vaktus looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all VAKdonalds now." Vaktus leaves from the server Vakuts is love. Vaktus is life.
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iRuix
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| 14 Sep 2015 02:59 PM |
VAKDONALDS YES
You're not you when you're hungry, grab a VakDonalds. |
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Awuz
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| 14 Sep 2015 03:00 PM |
what in the name of all that's holy
swiggity swipple comin for the nipple |
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iRuix
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| 14 Sep 2015 03:06 PM |
BUMP
You're not you when you're hungry, grab a VakDonalds. |
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| 14 Sep 2015 03:10 PM |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGYxx8_KM5E |
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iRuix
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| 14 Sep 2015 03:12 PM |
BUMP FOR VAKTUS
You're not you when you're hungry, grab a VakDonalds. |
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iRuix
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| 26 Feb 2016 05:15 PM |
vakdonalds
riperoni signed, that edgy purple guy |
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