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| 13 Sep 2015 07:43 PM |
*has a nice game and a vet comes up to him after the game* "yo man, wanna swap jerseys?"-the vet asks with cameras crowding the 2 "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:44 PM |
you forgot the part where i challenge that huff to a moss off
"All it takes is some hard work, and good ass motors" - a Wiseman |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:45 PM |
*a kid asks to have it* "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:46 PM |
they then have a moss off for the jersey, obby gets rocked by the 6 year old and is paralyzed from the neck down should of gave the kid the jersey, obby. |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:46 PM |
*obby is magically seen at a baseball game* *catches someones first ever home run* *doesn't give it back* |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:47 PM |
*obby is in england at a champions league final* *a lot of throw ins and corners and balls are gone* *he catches last one* "nah this my ball lol" *teams cant play* |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:48 PM |
coach: "alright guys, we're wearing the old throwbacks today"
obby replies: "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h" |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:48 PM |
kobe theres a flaw with that, i would never go to a soccer match
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:49 PM |
| u get a hot latino bae and she makes u or she will dump u |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:49 PM |
| AND LMAO EXT THAT WAS GREAT I LEGIT LAUGH IRL ROFL |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:50 PM |
i live in america its 1 thing to make me go to a soccer game but ENGLAND?!?!?!?
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:50 PM |
*obby at his marriage* his gril: "can u wear something other than that jersey? at least a collared shirt" "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:51 PM |
why would i jersey swap with my slave, i mean wife... shes a woman
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:53 PM |
*obby dies* *at his funeral* *his son looks at his mom* "mommy, can i have his jersey?" *obby rises from the grave* "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:54 PM |
1 problem with that, hes never getting married #burn |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:54 PM |
i think you guys just wrote my life story, im tracking this
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:54 PM |
| OK I DIED AT THAT FUNERAL ONE LMAO |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:55 PM |
i have 1 question, do i wash my jersey ever
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:56 PM |
*obby joins the military* "KING, TAKE OFF THAT DAMN JERSEY NOW, GET IN YOUR COMBATS!" "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies "I SAID NOW, YOU NEED YOUR ARMOUR!" "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies "GOD DAMNIT!" "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies *his squad gets shot, all die, obby gets shot in chest* *nothing happens, he turns around and looks at every north korean, russian, and t3rrorist* "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies *all of them die* "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:57 PM |
*obby goes to laundromat* *its a pay and serivce thing* "What you need wash?" "My jersey" "ok if i could just have it" "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies *obby walks and sits inside the washer machine and dryer* |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:58 PM |
| i have created thread of the year |
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| 13 Sep 2015 07:59 PM |
*obby is borned again* "what, why is this kid wearing a JERSEY??????????" *doctor tries to remove it* "nah man, f$&k ur s$^t, im keepin muh jersey b%*%h"-obby replies *he grows into a 6'4 dude and kills them all* |
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| 13 Sep 2015 08:00 PM |
10/10
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak." - Unknown ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ |
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