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| 11 Sep 2015 11:34 AM |
I realised today was 11/9/2015, 14 years after that one kamikaze incident.
So today, I downloaded this app on my phone that tells me where Mecca is, so I did that, and screamed in all my classes "ALLAHU AKBAR" "ALLAH IS THE GREATEST" "ALLAH IS OUR ONE TRUE GOD" and "PEACE BE UPON MUHAMMED". Even during the break sessions, and I started praying to Allah during mid break I was questioned by the first years because they're new and they don't know scheiße
Allahu Akbar, my friends, happy 9/11. |
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PawzKat
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| 11 Sep 2015 11:40 AM |
I sit beside my gf in maths class and I pretended that she was the twin towers and my metal ruler was the brave souls' plane. She didn't understand anything.
BOOOOOOM KIM JONG HIROSHIMUN ALLAHU AKBAR |
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PawzKat
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| 11 Sep 2015 11:41 AM |
| Dude, my history teacher started crying in class today. |
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| 11 Sep 2015 11:42 AM |
| Yeah well I didn't have history nor religion class today HAHAHAHAHAHH ALL THE BOYS WERE PRAYING TO ALLAH |
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| 11 Sep 2015 11:43 AM |
| (I was always meant to be a d!ck.) |
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| 11 Sep 2015 11:43 AM |
Who the f**k has religion class?
"Hey ese, I'm breaking into your car!" |
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| 11 Sep 2015 11:44 AM |
Irish people. I like the way how the theists get terrible grades whilst the atheists like me get more than 90. |
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rainoks
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| 11 Sep 2015 11:48 AM |
| Suggest methods of suicide. |
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rainoks
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| 11 Sep 2015 11:52 AM |
Waiting for a train to drive you over is one way I suppose
but I'm serious you're an idiot, you reek of autism and cancer. take your bullcrap to OT |
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| 11 Sep 2015 11:53 AM |
| But I don't have any mental illnesses. |
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rainoks
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| 11 Sep 2015 11:55 AM |
Never forget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brrfbtB4ujM
"Hey ese, I'm breaking into your car!" |
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| 11 Sep 2015 11:57 AM |
"I like the way how the theists get terrible grades whilst the atheists like me get more than 90."
Precisely why religion classes are terrible One or the other is going to get properly f**ked
"Hey ese, I'm breaking into your car!" |
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rainoks
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| 11 Sep 2015 11:58 AM |
| what's wrong with religion classes when I went to them earlier all we did was learn prayers and listen to stories |
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| 11 Sep 2015 12:02 PM |
Why does it need to exist in the first place?
"Hey ese, I'm breaking into your car!" |
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| 11 Sep 2015 12:50 PM |
| So children could be corrupted and converted into buddhism |
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| 11 Sep 2015 12:53 PM |
My German teacher just sent us our test results about "die Tägliche Routine" that we did yesterday, boy, was I pissed.
This was actually the first time in secondary school that I actually got a C on an exam, 59%.
Man, I need to go drink some cleaning chemicals. |
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| 11 Sep 2015 01:31 PM |
Disney praises Allah!
https://youtu.be/NsKaCS3CtsY |
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| 11 Sep 2015 02:09 PM |
My mum just bought me a can of L'Oréal deodorant.
Time to perform arson in the name of Allah. |
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Deshoras
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| 11 Sep 2015 03:38 PM |
| Du sprichst hässlich Deutsch, Dan. |
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| 12 Sep 2015 02:44 AM |
Ach, will Sie mich kämpfen, freund? |
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leRiddler
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| 12 Sep 2015 04:09 AM |
DANNNN IM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~ redbull gis u wengz ~ |
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