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MrPhelps is not online. MrPhelps
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09 Sep 2015 09:40 AM
And pick up a loaf of bread. She also asks that if they have eggs, he get a dozen.

He comes home with 12 loaves of bread.




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Joe11Joe99 is not online. Joe11Joe99
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09 Sep 2015 09:45 AM
what?

so there wasn't any eggs
so he picked up a dozen loafs?

op even I'm a programmer and i cant understand this
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09 Sep 2015 09:49 AM
Did you dig this joke out of the trash?
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09 Sep 2015 09:49 AM
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09 Sep 2015 10:27 AM
joke.exe has stopped working


stacys mom has got it going on
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09 Sep 2015 10:33 AM
isnt programmer
understands joke
continues to not have any notable skills
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MrPhelps is not online. MrPhelps
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09 Sep 2015 02:49 PM
"Did you dig this joke out of the trash?"

No, I found it in a bucket of your posts, but I guess there isn't much of a difference.




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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
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09 Sep 2015 02:50 PM
"op even I'm a programmer and i cant understand this"

if (eggs) {
loaf = 12;
}


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badfitz67 is not online. badfitz67
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09 Sep 2015 02:52 PM
"if (eggs) {
loaf = 12;
}"

this doesn't make sense

if something doesn't exist, then there would be an nil error.

dataparsed[k] = {[k]=v}
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Joe11Joe99 is not online. Joe11Joe99
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09 Sep 2015 02:52 PM
@catzilla
what

what is this
I don't get it

does loaf mean something to eggs too?
IM JUST AN AMERICAN!!!
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09 Sep 2015 02:53 PM
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09 Sep 2015 02:54 PM
is programmer
doesnt understand joke

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Plungeit is online. Plungeit
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09 Sep 2015 02:54 PM
Okay for those that don't get the joke

When the programmer's wife asks the programmer to get a dozen eggs if they have them, the wife only says 'a dozen' instead of 'a dozen eggs'. The programmer goes out, notices the eggs and buys 12 loaves of bread



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MrPhelps is not online. MrPhelps
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09 Sep 2015 02:55 PM
She told him to get a loaf of bread, then added an if statement. Because the store did have eggs, he picked up twelve loaves of bread. She didn't specify that she wanted him to get eggs if the store had them, but rather she added an if condition to her previous request.





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RobertDolan is not online. RobertDolan
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09 Sep 2015 02:55 PM
@Plungeit

But if you just told a computer to get a dozen of something and didn't specify what it'd usually just return an error. It wouldn't go out of its way to guess what that dozen was.
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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
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09 Sep 2015 02:56 PM
""if (eggs) {
loaf = 12;
}"

this doesn't make sense

if something doesn't exist, then there would be an nil error."

public class store {
public static void main (String[] args){
loaf = 1
eggs = true
if (eggs) {
loaf = 12
}
}
}


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09 Sep 2015 02:56 PM
"Reported for PA.
No hard feelings, kid."

Reported for being a pony and not a horse.
Sorry, bubby.




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09 Sep 2015 02:57 PM
Humans are different to computers

They use their initiative, which, most of the time is right and sometimes is wrong



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RobertDolan is not online. RobertDolan
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09 Sep 2015 02:57 PM
@MrPhelps

That's why the joke makes no sense. It doesn't work as a program.

>"And pick up a loaf of bread. She also asks that if they have eggs, he get a dozen."

pickUpLoaf(1);

if (hasEggs()) {

}

I can't put "pickUpLoaf(12)" after the if statement because I never stated WHAT do pick up. Computers don't recognize "a dozen". You have to say a dozen of what.
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Joe11Joe99 is not online. Joe11Joe99
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09 Sep 2015 02:58 PM
I would think that . would separate the two things
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Catzilla99 is not online. Catzilla99
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09 Sep 2015 02:58 PM
i forgot to write int and boolean but you get the idea, right?


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RobertDolan is not online. RobertDolan
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09 Sep 2015 02:58 PM
@Cat

You're just making up the "loaf = 12" thing. There is no "dozen loaves" in the joke.

Computers don't assume things. You have to tell it what you want.
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badfitz67 is not online. badfitz67
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09 Sep 2015 02:58 PM
lmao op you should understand programming before making jokes.




if eggs then
print("EGGS")
end

eggs is a nil value, therefore it will give a error.

even this wouldn't work


eggs = nil;
bread = 0

if eggs then
bread = 12
end

because eggs is nil, the if statement won't continue because if eggs = if eggs == true, nil == false

dataparsed[k] = {[k]=v}
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RobertDolan is not online. RobertDolan
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09 Sep 2015 02:59 PM
@bad

There's nothing in the joke that suggests you should add an "bread = 12" line in the first place.
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