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| 06 Sep 2015 01:30 PM |
Your back aches as you turn over and then get up to your knees. After a quick session of crying, you decide it's time that you try to do something. You find a shard of glass and observe your reflection. For some reason you have purple marks around your face. Aside from that, you're wearing a tuxedo with some Lancaster Triple Soles. You have a Bradshaw Gold-Tone watch from Micheal Kors. It depicts the time that is 3:59. It's obviously in the afternoon.
Digging into your pocket, you retrieve a Lincoln International wallet from Fossil. It contains $1,000.52 and a country-club membership card with the last name scratched out. It's obvious that you're pretty successful. What now? |
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| 06 Sep 2015 06:08 PM |
| Punch the purple marks and then look around. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 06:28 PM |
| Your lip begins to bleed. You find a gun. Congratulations. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 06:35 PM |
Ow my lips
Pocket the gun and continue exploring the area. What are my surroundings? |
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| 06 Sep 2015 06:37 PM |
| A beachfront, two large cliffs creating the beach, and then a jungle behind you. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 08:07 PM |
| Check the gun. Does it have any ammunition? |
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| 06 Sep 2015 08:57 PM |
Oh joys. With that I find that I'd have preferred it to be a knife.
Head into the jungle, but don't go too deep. Look for something sharp that I could use for a knife in order to preserve my single bullet for when I really need it. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 10:28 PM |
| You find a stick. The stick can be sharpened. BEAT THEM WITH A TOASTER! |
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| 07 Sep 2015 01:21 PM |
As you sharpen your stick, it becomes a toaster bat.
[+] Toaster Bat - Taking up the form of an American baseball bat, the toaster bat has a microfiber grip with the head of the bat being made of metal. At the top of the bat, there is a hole which when you lift a switch on the grip, it'll launch out a spike. The toaster itself radiates heat and can burn enemies if they're contacted with the bat long enough. |
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| 07 Sep 2015 02:54 PM |
So hot.
Take my pistol in my pocket and wield my toaster bat before venturing into the jungle. |
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| 07 Sep 2015 02:54 PM |
| You hit a gecko in the face. |
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| 07 Sep 2015 02:57 PM |
| Well, I've never really thought about what a gecko would taste like, but I suppose it will do. Take some wood and head back to the beach. |
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| 07 Sep 2015 02:59 PM |
You stick it in your pocket and break some logs into sticks with your bat. Now you don't have to use a saw to cut planks into sticks anymore like in Unturned! :D
You head back to the beach. |
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| 07 Sep 2015 03:00 PM |
r u trying to make me jelous
Search the ship for matches or a lighter, and if we can't find it then do the old fashioned method of using friction to start a fire. |
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| 07 Sep 2015 03:02 PM |
the one in my pants
k so is there a plane
a ship
or am i magically here
like
magik |
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| 07 Sep 2015 03:04 PM |
ur boat capsized and you like floated her stupid |
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| 07 Sep 2015 03:05 PM |
| can i see my bote from here |
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| 07 Sep 2015 03:08 PM |
kms
not really though
Make a fire. |
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| 07 Sep 2015 03:22 PM |
WOOSH. You're more advanced than a caveman. |
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| 07 Sep 2015 03:25 PM |
YES
NOW I SHALL GO FIND A CAVE
AND BECOME A CAVEMAN |
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| 07 Sep 2015 03:28 PM |
The cave falls on you. You become a undergroundman. |
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