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drew6670
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| 06 Sep 2015 06:22 PM |
What did you just say about me, you little pender? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Shock Troopers Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on VAK, and I have over 300 confirmed KOs. I am trained in RCL warfare and I’m the top shooter in the entire PS:PMC. You are nothing to me but just another noob. I will wipe you the out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this website, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my network of WIJST across the universe and your duel score is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re rekt, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a sword. Not only am I extensively trained in wARC, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Robloxian Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you off the face of this website, you little vac wanna-be. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your enter key. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you garden snake. You’re rekt, kiddo.
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teslobo
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| 06 Sep 2015 06:22 PM |
| Now you're officially the worst TGI initiate because there's nobody to be worse than you. |
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Vorktu
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teslobo
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pelorus
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| 06 Sep 2015 06:45 PM |
O.K. This is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I’m not talking a monkey or some dancing chimp , I mean a legit orangutan. Don’t ask me how you’re gonna get an orangutan that’s not my problem. So the orangutan’s name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don’t know why this is, it’s just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You’re seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. “Did you know the guy with the orangutan?” “You used to date the guy with the orangutan?” “Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?” Next thing you know she’s calling.
“I’m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?” “Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to a monster truck race tonight. (Orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what, I’ll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in.” “Oh, well you know my number so don’t be a stra-” “Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde’s making Mojitos’.” At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind; you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it’s your life. But if you’re a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You’re IM’ng. You’re talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You’re one big Brady Bunch.
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