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| 06 Sep 2015 04:04 PM |
| You have a headache and your palm is bleeding. The sand crystals don't help as you get up from the sand. You have some cargo shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and a fedora with some Oakleys. You have a Ziploc bag with some cereal (Cap'N Crunch) and a package of 5-Gum with only four sticks left. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 04:07 PM |
| I'd reach to my chewing gum, take a piece and begin to chew it whilst I rub my bleeding palm against my shirt and look around. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 04:10 PM |
| You look around and don't see anything aside from a glass bottle. You could break it and use it as a weapon. Y'know, some people may find this is a perfect vacation. Alone, seldom, quiet. That's what I need right about now... |
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| 06 Sep 2015 04:20 PM |
| Indeed, but not just yet. I'd grab the glass bottle and smash it against something solid. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 04:23 PM |
| You smash it against a tree and now have a broken glass bottle to use as defense. It had a wrap around it so you've used that to tie the bottle to a belt loop on your shorts. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 04:24 PM |
| Handy. I'd look to go investigate around the place and discover somethings. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 04:30 PM |
| You walk over to a large rock and there's a blue armband on it. You think to yourself; 'Might as well be fashionable, being stranded'n'all.' |
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| 06 Sep 2015 04:37 PM |
| Slide that cheeky armband on and admire myself in a reflection from the water. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 04:53 PM |
| You look at yourself in the water and "I'm Too S*xy" plays in your head vividly. At least you remember some GOOD music. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 04:54 PM |
| I need to look for fresh water and perhaps coconuts. I'd love some of that milk with my cereal. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 05:01 PM |
| You see a coconut village high up in the trees. They're dancing and one of them see you. They take out a slingshot and load a 7.62x51mm FMJ red-tipped tracer round and release it at you. They begin to panic. Apparently, that was their only source of ammunition. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 05:02 PM |
| Holy damn. I'd grab the bullet in midair and throw it back at them like Jackie Chan. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 05:11 PM |
| You try to do it, but instead the bullet hits the tip of your finger, barely scathing you, luckily, and plummets into the sand behind you. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 05:12 PM |
| Holy smokes. I'd grab a coconut, smash it and pour the milk into the cereal bag before eating it. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 05:20 PM |
| You smash it against your skull. It cracks, and you're only bleeding a little bit. You pour the milk into the cereal and eat it. It's tasty. Except now your hands are all milky and stuff. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 06:38 PM |
| Find civilization or other people. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 06:40 PM |
| You get another bullet for the giggles. |
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| 06 Sep 2015 06:44 PM |
| Yep. Now do something, lazy. |
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| 16 Sep 2015 07:19 AM |
Piss on the coconut people
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