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Re: Girls complain about having unobtainable standards/desires

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GreenShaman is not online. GreenShaman
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01 Sep 2015 07:44 PM
Yet on tumblr girls are always like "Why can't I date a boy made out of pizza".

Like how am I supposed to match up to standards like that? I'll never be made out of pizza, there is literally nothing I can do to change that, it really hurts my self esteem knowing that girls want me to be something I can never be.
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DaggerJax is not online. DaggerJax
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01 Sep 2015 07:44 PM
i can buy pizza
close enough

KILL IT WITH FIRE AND THROW IT IN TAR WITH SNAKES BITING ITS EVERYTHING! | OT's Meteorologist
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TameMonkeyCat is online. TameMonkeyCat
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01 Sep 2015 07:44 PM
become one with the pizza
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GreenShaman is not online. GreenShaman
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01 Sep 2015 07:44 PM
Like she's like "How will I ever be a size 2" and I'm like "How will I ever be a sentient italian food."
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shrimplings is not online. shrimplings
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01 Sep 2015 07:45 PM
you do know those trashy white girls are just joking... right?


i really hope you're not taking them seriously

especially them being tumblrian
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superdude3740 is not online. superdude3740
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01 Sep 2015 07:45 PM
rub pizza sauce all over your body
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soniclover88888 is not online. soniclover88888
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01 Sep 2015 07:46 PM
with the right seasonings you can use your salami as a one-time topping

women will change your life
especially if you follow my advice
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67thave is not online. 67thave
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01 Sep 2015 07:46 PM
what if the pizza boy is aggressive
per tumblr's obsession with dead memes, of course
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GreenShaman is not online. GreenShaman
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01 Sep 2015 07:48 PM
@shrimp

Yeah right, its real unlikely, honestly I see more posts on the internet about girls wanting a guy who is literally pizza than boys wanting a girl who is like a super model. And honestly, it is unfair, because girls can at least try to look like that, how will guys ever be pizza? Its basically impossible, short of literally killing myself and then turning myself into sausage/pepperoni, AND EVEN IF I DO THAT, the sausage/pepperoni wont even taste good!
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md524997 is not online. md524997
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01 Sep 2015 07:49 PM
Considering all of our ancestors were champions who conquered all life on earth and continuously fought against each other for a crown... I'd say it is very well possible if someone builds up enough will to it and avoids excuses. Also for the ladies, just remember your fathers chose the hottest chicks there was and you're the result.
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TameMonkeyCat is online. TameMonkeyCat
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01 Sep 2015 07:49 PM
how to become pizza:
rub tomato sauce on body
put cheese on body
add any other toppings u want
put urself in the oven set temperature to 500 degrees
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GreenShaman is not online. GreenShaman
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01 Sep 2015 07:51 PM
@tame

Human flesh is disgusting in comparison to the stuff they use to make pepperoni/sausage. Face it, boys will never be pizza. And that's besides the point, at least girls don't have to literally kill them selves to meet up to the standards the media has set, in order for a boy to become pizza, he must die, and that's not fair!
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TheIberianClock is not online. TheIberianClock
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01 Sep 2015 07:51 PM
"ew short people lol"
"GAAHHHH HOW DARE YOU INSULT HEAVIER WOMAN"
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GreenShaman is not online. GreenShaman
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01 Sep 2015 07:53 PM
@TheIberian

the average pizza is 14 inches but most gourmet pizzas are 16 inches.
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GreenShaman is not online. GreenShaman
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01 Sep 2015 07:55 PM
GUYS I JUST REALIZED I'M 56 INCHES TOO BIG.

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lykt is not online. lykt
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01 Sep 2015 07:56 PM
well here's the perfect solution OP, don't go on Tumblr


bad words are for bad people
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PepsiPoppies is not online. PepsiPoppies
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01 Sep 2015 07:56 PM
tumblr is full of obese tween girls






squeeze my lemons
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bambamman11 is not online. bambamman11
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01 Sep 2015 07:57 PM
>GUYS I JUST REALIZED I'M 56 INCHES TOO BIG.

Girls won't mind
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suckingisokay2 is not online. suckingisokay2
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01 Sep 2015 07:57 PM
YOU CAN ALWAYS PRETEND TO BE A PIZZA
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GreenShaman is not online. GreenShaman
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01 Sep 2015 07:58 PM
All teenage girls have unfair standards, I'll never be able to pizza, and neither will like, 99.9% of all boys, so how can that be the only type of guy they want? And most teenage girls go on tumblr so they speak for most girls.
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suckingisokay2 is not online. suckingisokay2
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01 Sep 2015 08:00 PM
BE THE .1%
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GreenShaman is not online. GreenShaman
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01 Sep 2015 08:00 PM
@bam

The average gourmet pizza is 16 inches long, I'm 72 inches long from head to toe.
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GreenShaman is not online. GreenShaman
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01 Sep 2015 08:02 PM
And you may say "girls like guys who are 6 foot tall" no they only like pizza.
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GreenShaman is not online. GreenShaman
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01 Sep 2015 08:07 PM
So, I'm right, I knew it.
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Slash2160 is not online. Slash2160
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01 Sep 2015 08:10 PM
When it gets down to it, pizza is a rich, delicious delicacy reserved for only those with little time and lots of money.
You may think that, oh, who is this particular group of people that fit those two demographics?
It's girls.
Girls have little time, and always have lots of money, thus their most eaten meal being pizza. After such a long time of eating pizza and it always being perfect, the women begin to realize, "my one true love is pizza." Hence them wanting a boy made of pizza, which is of course, very unobtainable for the average and even rich male in today's society.
It's a ridiculous generalization about men that women have, and hurts the very core of meninism. It's sexist and rude.
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