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| 01 Sep 2015 07:44 PM |
Yet on tumblr girls are always like "Why can't I date a boy made out of pizza".
Like how am I supposed to match up to standards like that? I'll never be made out of pizza, there is literally nothing I can do to change that, it really hurts my self esteem knowing that girls want me to be something I can never be. |
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DaggerJax
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:44 PM |
i can buy pizza close enough
KILL IT WITH FIRE AND THROW IT IN TAR WITH SNAKES BITING ITS EVERYTHING! | OT's Meteorologist |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:44 PM |
| Like she's like "How will I ever be a size 2" and I'm like "How will I ever be a sentient italian food." |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:45 PM |
you do know those trashy white girls are just joking... right?
i really hope you're not taking them seriously
especially them being tumblrian |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:45 PM |
| rub pizza sauce all over your body |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:46 PM |
with the right seasonings you can use your salami as a one-time topping
women will change your life especially if you follow my advice |
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67thave
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:46 PM |
what if the pizza boy is aggressive per tumblr's obsession with dead memes, of course |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:48 PM |
@shrimp
Yeah right, its real unlikely, honestly I see more posts on the internet about girls wanting a guy who is literally pizza than boys wanting a girl who is like a super model. And honestly, it is unfair, because girls can at least try to look like that, how will guys ever be pizza? Its basically impossible, short of literally killing myself and then turning myself into sausage/pepperoni, AND EVEN IF I DO THAT, the sausage/pepperoni wont even taste good! |
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md524997
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:49 PM |
| Considering all of our ancestors were champions who conquered all life on earth and continuously fought against each other for a crown... I'd say it is very well possible if someone builds up enough will to it and avoids excuses. Also for the ladies, just remember your fathers chose the hottest chicks there was and you're the result. |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:49 PM |
how to become pizza: rub tomato sauce on body put cheese on body add any other toppings u want put urself in the oven set temperature to 500 degrees |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:51 PM |
@tame
Human flesh is disgusting in comparison to the stuff they use to make pepperoni/sausage. Face it, boys will never be pizza. And that's besides the point, at least girls don't have to literally kill them selves to meet up to the standards the media has set, in order for a boy to become pizza, he must die, and that's not fair! |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:51 PM |
"ew short people lol" "GAAHHHH HOW DARE YOU INSULT HEAVIER WOMAN" |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:53 PM |
@TheIberian
the average pizza is 14 inches but most gourmet pizzas are 16 inches. |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:55 PM |
GUYS I JUST REALIZED I'M 56 INCHES TOO BIG.
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lykt
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:56 PM |
well here's the perfect solution OP, don't go on Tumblr
bad words are for bad people |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:56 PM |
tumblr is full of obese tween girls
squeeze my lemons |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:57 PM |
>GUYS I JUST REALIZED I'M 56 INCHES TOO BIG.
Girls won't mind |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:57 PM |
| YOU CAN ALWAYS PRETEND TO BE A PIZZA |
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| 01 Sep 2015 07:58 PM |
| All teenage girls have unfair standards, I'll never be able to pizza, and neither will like, 99.9% of all boys, so how can that be the only type of guy they want? And most teenage girls go on tumblr so they speak for most girls. |
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| 01 Sep 2015 08:00 PM |
@bam
The average gourmet pizza is 16 inches long, I'm 72 inches long from head to toe. |
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| 01 Sep 2015 08:02 PM |
| And you may say "girls like guys who are 6 foot tall" no they only like pizza. |
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| 01 Sep 2015 08:10 PM |
When it gets down to it, pizza is a rich, delicious delicacy reserved for only those with little time and lots of money. You may think that, oh, who is this particular group of people that fit those two demographics? It's girls. Girls have little time, and always have lots of money, thus their most eaten meal being pizza. After such a long time of eating pizza and it always being perfect, the women begin to realize, "my one true love is pizza." Hence them wanting a boy made of pizza, which is of course, very unobtainable for the average and even rich male in today's society. It's a ridiculous generalization about men that women have, and hurts the very core of meninism. It's sexist and rude. |
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