Alexej200
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| 01 Sep 2015 03:25 PM |
Garfield: anyone seen my lasagna?
Peter Griffin: *with lasagna in his mouth* I Think Anubis Ate It In 1 Bite
Garfield: Grrr *picks up telephone n calls anubis* Hey Moron, you eat my lasagna?
Anubis: No It Was Peter
Garfield: *Turns Around And Sees Peter Is Gone* WTF???
Peter: *Standing Next To Garfield With A Chainsaw* Goodbye, Garfield >:)
Anubis: *Hears Screechin Thru THe Phone* Ok You Know What To Do boys
Pack of Dogs: Yeah, On It Boss
*Later At The Griffin Household*
MilesOfTiles: and then i grabbed the other guy's--
Pack of Dogs: *tears MilesOfTiles apart, limb from limb, leaving a deformed corpse on the ground where he stood*
Peter: *Takes out Shotgun* DONT COME ANY CLOSER OR ILL SHOOT
Pack of Dogs: Ok *leaves*
Peter: Phew Thats A Close One *Feels a tap on his shoulder*
Amp: Hey Pete, Plug Me In
Peter: Ok *plugs in Amp n then explodes*
Pack of Dogs: All in a days work >:)
*5 min later, garchomp arrives at the griffin household*
Garchomp: Hey Anyone See My Amp
Peter's corpse: Yeah he Killed me
Garchomp: Ok |
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AlexxTC
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| Joined: 29 Jan 2014 |
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| 01 Sep 2015 03:27 PM |
| Miles Reptiles please die... |
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