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| 28 Aug 2015 06:12 PM |
Grow shaggy hair Dye all of your clothes black Become fond of skinny jeans Buy lots of leather materials Get piercings Purchase pale make-up Purchase guy-liner Wear lots of eye shadow Wear five inch high leather boots Paint your nails black (or dark purple, if it goes with your eye shadow) Shop exclusively at Vans or Hot Topic Develop a weird obsession with Pantera Accept Of Mice & Men, Bring Me The Horizon and blessthefall yet reject Parkway Drive, All That Remains and Killswitch Engage Start a band Drop-tune your guitars to the lowest in can possibly go Have an inaudible bass player Scream lyrics you don't know the meaning to Hire a scene girl to be your keyboardist Appeal to teens and only teens Sign to Rise Records Claim your genre has nothing to do with punk Rely solely on your breakdowns Believe Miss May I is as heavy as it gets Pretend to be "emo" and "goth" Pretend you cut yourself Pretend you're dwelling in your own misery
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kistvaen
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ducky980
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| 28 Aug 2015 06:33 PM |
| i like the rejects, i lose |
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jrad217
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| 28 Aug 2015 07:24 PM |
| was funny and i don't even know what metalcore is 10/10 |
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wesbes
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| 28 Aug 2015 07:57 PM |
>"emo and goth"
I don't think you know what metalcore is. |
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| 28 Aug 2015 07:58 PM |
| if you're emo, you're probably too whiny to be goth |
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| 29 Aug 2015 07:22 AM |
| Wesbes, "emo" and "goth" are two different things. Their clothing style is just similar. I added those in there because fans of metalcore identify as both of those. It's supposed to be a satirical document mocking the metalcore subculture, in case you didn't catch on. |
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Exalae
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| 30 Aug 2015 02:03 AM |
completely false and stupid
"i'll take the blame, if it'll fix the bridge i burned that day." |
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| 30 Aug 2015 07:15 AM |
| Earthbound's reaction 10/10. |
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| 30 Aug 2015 09:01 AM |
| This is really dumb. I don't think you know what Metalcore is raymond |
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| 30 Aug 2015 02:10 PM |
| If I am not mistaken, Metalcore is a genre that combines hardcore punk with metal to produce a fusion genre that has become widely popular throughout the 2000's. |
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| 30 Aug 2015 03:34 PM |
| How you described their looks is nothing like what the people in most of those bands look like |
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PUSH5
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| 30 Aug 2015 05:46 PM |
only really accurate things here are: shaggy hair black clothes skinny jeans piercings vans/hot topic (hardly the only places metalcore kids shop though, i get most of my stuff from online stores and merch swaps) starting a band drop-tuning rise records breakdowns
"i'll take the blame, if it'll fix the bridge i burned that day." |
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| 30 Aug 2015 08:36 PM |
| You guys are seriously telling me that just because you shop at Vans and Hot Topic online excludes it from this list? Seriously... you guys got some reading comprehension issues. |
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| 30 Aug 2015 08:37 PM |
| Also Pepsi, I can count on one hand how many metalcore fans I know of actually include Parkway Drive, All That Remains and Killswitch Engage as being part of metalcore at one point. |
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BroBro264
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| 30 Aug 2015 08:40 PM |
| demon hunter is metalcore and they do none of these except like pantera |
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| 30 Aug 2015 08:45 PM |
| You are an idiot cuz parkway drive is definitely accepted as metalcore |
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| 30 Aug 2015 09:06 PM |
modern metalcore is trash
underoath is best
why cant we just go back to 2004 and keep it that way forever |
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| 31 Aug 2015 01:02 AM |
uh no i said that i don't ONLY get clothes from Vans and Hot Topic, i also get band tees and hoodies and hats and jeans and whatever from other places (Merchnow, Bigcartel, Facebook merch swaps, eBay, Aso's, Journey's, band merch at shows, etc) i wasn't saying that just it doesn't count simply because i shop at Vans and Hot Topic's official sites instead of actually physically going in the stores (btw, i work at Hot Topic, i go in there like 40 hours a week at least)
"i'll take the blame, if it'll fix the bridge i burned that day." |
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| 31 Aug 2015 01:23 AM |
| I think you guys are missing the fact that Raymond was being more stereotypical than literally lol |
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Zokulzoh
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| 31 Aug 2015 06:41 AM |
| GREAT MEME KELKELELEKLEKEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEK |
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Bodomfan
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| 31 Aug 2015 08:24 AM |
| da generalization is so strong it made me break down |
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