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| 26 Aug 2015 03:32 PM |
because everyone sinned in their life
also god isn't real |
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| 26 Aug 2015 03:33 PM |
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED-TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL AIR
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED ON THE PLAYGROUND WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS CHILLIN' OUT MAXIN' RELAXIN' ALL COOL AND ALL SHOOTIN SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED SHE SAID 'YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL AIR'
I BEGGED AND PLEADED WITH HER DAY AFTER DAY BUT SHE PACKED MY SUIT CASE AND SENT ME ON MY WAY SHE GAVE ME A KISS AND THEN SHE GAVE ME MY TICKET. I PUT MY WALKMAN ON AND SAID, 'I MIGHT AS WELL KICK IT'.
FIRST CLASS, YO THIS IS BAD DRINKING ORANGE JUICE OUT OF A CHAMPAGNE GLASS. IS THIS WHAT THE PEOPLE OF BEL-AIR LIVING LIKE? HMMMMM THIS MIGHT BE ALRIGHT.
BUT WAIT I HEAR THEY'RE PRISSY, BOURGEOIS, ALL THAT IS THIS THE TYPE OF PLACE THAT THEY JUST SEND THIS COOL CAT? I DON'T THINK SO I'LL SEE WHEN I GET THERE I HOPE THEY'RE PREPARED FOR THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR
WELL, THE PLANE LANDED AND WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A DUDE WHO LOOKED LIKE A COP STANDING THERE WITH MY NAME OUT I AIN'T TRYING TO GET ARRESTED YET I JUST GOT HERE I SPRANG WITH THE QUICKNESS LIKE LIGHTNING, DISAPPEARED
I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE BUT I THOUGHT 'NAH, FORGET IT' - 'YO, HOME TO BEL AIR'
I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE ABOUT 7 OR 8 AND I YELLED TO THE CABBIE 'YO HOME SMELL YA LATER' I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL AIR \ |
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| 26 Aug 2015 03:33 PM |
| then jesus died 4 nothin :-(((( |
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lykt
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| 26 Aug 2015 03:33 PM |
TRIGGERED
bad words are for bad people |
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| 26 Aug 2015 03:34 PM |
inb4flamewar
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| 26 Aug 2015 03:35 PM |
| Also if there was this big golden gate on a cloud, we'd probably have bombed it already. |
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| 26 Aug 2015 03:36 PM |
| that's what osama bin laden did when he died |
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| 26 Aug 2015 03:36 PM |
| its all fun and games till you realize how many ppl actually believe in it |
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| 26 Aug 2015 03:45 PM |
"because everyone sinned in their life
also god isn't real"
In the bible it says judge the sin not the person. It also says to go to heaven you must be a follower of christ and you must have let him into your heart
I dont believe in any of that but before saying stupid things like that at least learn about it first. |
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Shoockwav
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