gup10
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| 25 Aug 2015 09:55 PM |
this is actually a story. initially i was gonna create a place but i started making it and realized how challenging it was going to be. since im a decent writer i decided i would instead turn this into a story about a random character.
"I pledge alliance, to the flag, of the Frost Clan Council of Frost Clan. To the army in which we stand, one military, under Jake, indivisible, with black barrels and frost bows for all."
The group of kids sat down back in their seats in the P.E. room. The varsity football coach and Frost Clan legend, Monster Pod, started reading off names for attendance. The class was full of freshman boys, on their first day of school, and a junior named Zachlovespizza who'd failed the class the previous two years.
"Hmm, alright..." Monster mumbled. His polo was tucked tightly into his cargo pants, with a coffee stain around his nuts distracted all the immature freshman and Zach.
"I guess this isn't in alphabetical order... so... SparrowStorm? A Hillfighter? Hmm. I think I've seen that name before... I remember a name like that catching a 12 yard slant play in 2003 in a divisional playoff game against the TGI Friday's. Of course, that game ended in a failed Hail Mary attempt by the Fridays' and their quarterback at the time, Shattered Quantum. Great guy, great guy, a lot of soul in him. A few years back his paps was actually a fullback on an old team I coached down by Pro Patria- anyway, you here Sparrow?"
"yeah."
"Alright next... Goo Roo? Funky name I think I reckon. Let's see. Right, your father was a powerful defensive end for those damn Cobras back in the day. A great school when it still existed. You here?"
"Agui."
"Alright sonny this is my first rant of the day and of the whole school year.. wot the hek did u just say about me, u little skid? ill have you know I graduated top of my class in wolf sqwod, and ive been involved in numerous secret raids on vaktovia, and I have over 170,000 confirmed pwns i am trained in frost bow warfare and I’m the top oder in the entire frost clan armed forces. u r nothing to me but just another woman. I will wipe u the nerd out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before at this fort, mark my words n0b. u think u can get away with saying that funny stuff to me over the internet? think again, woman. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of wold squads across the frost clan group and ur mom is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, nerd. the sparrowstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing u call ur kdr. u r flippin ded, m8. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can rek u in over 3.0x10^2 ways, and that’s just with my frost bow. not only am I extensively trained in frost bows, but i has access to the entire arsenal of the wolf squod and i will use it to its full extent to wipe ur miserable fart launcher off the face of the continent, u little nerd. If only u could have known what unholy retribution ur little “tryhard” comment was about to bring down upon u, maybe u would have held u friken wong. but u couldn’t, u didn’t, and now u r paying the piper, you gadding smegma. i will fart fury all over u and u will drown in it. u r ded ded m8 scrub skid, kiddo.
The morale of the story is don't speak Spanish."
"okay."
Next, a new kid was called up. Nobody had ever heard of the kid before, mostly because he was indeed a new member and hadn't left Frost Clan and joined back. His name was swaggycole245.
"Swaggy Cole? You here?"
Cole was late to react, with blasting earbuds being covered by the long hair of his shaggy. His gray and red beanie hat also helped hide the N.W.A. his phone conveyed to him.
"Yes, here sir," Cole said.
"You prefer to be called Swaggy or Cole?"
"Cole, sir."
"Alright, enough of this "sir" crap. I've only, you know, served alongside THEE Dignatio, a Frost Clan High School legend indeed."
"Didn't he buy the school?" a freshman asked.
"You, shut up, skid bag."
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Cole looked up at his schedule, and he was being directed to his second class: English with Miss Dovy. Rumor had it she was a babe, and other rumors had it she was black. Cole had learned from his southern, Conservative father that black women deserved no rights.
In the classroom, she was dancing to Drake. Her outfit was black and ghetto, with her curly hair sprung up in different directions, a grubby old pink top, and a blue skirt and brown tights. She was indeed black.
"wtf is this black chick wearing."
Gup Ten, a senior at Frost Clan High School, stopped in to barrage Ms. Dovy with insults about her intelligence, skin color, and her gender. Before he exited, he went on an untranslatable speech and gave Cole a high five for insulting his new English teacher.
Although Gup got away with his name-calling, Cole did not, and Miss Dovy sent him to the Principal's office right after the bell had rung. Out in the hallway, the creepy, empty hallway, Cole cried on his nightmare trip. Pulled off to the side, Cole saw a kid wearing a large backpack being talked to by counselor 3t.
Cole thought the kid was suspicious, and he snooped on their conversation, hearing attendance, grammar, a new school year, and grammar being mentioned. And he learned the kid, probably a junior or a senior, was named Antagonise. Inside his backpack, their was the glisten of an object, and Antagonise reached back to grab something. Taking it as a sign of a threat, perhaps an M9 or a gun, Cole leaped in the air and tackled Antagonise against a locker. 3t gently, yet strongly, threw Cole off of Antagonise.
"O.M.G.," Ant said, "I was grabbing... My... INHALER. UGH!"
Antagonise took a puff from his inhaler and was let back into the classroom, Metal's speech class, while 3t dragged Cole down to the principal's office. At the front office, secretary Shell pointed Cole to a seat while he awaited his beating from principal Jakey. |
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| 25 Aug 2015 09:56 PM |
What...?
pandas sleepin chronos flankin amirite? |
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gup10
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| 25 Aug 2015 09:58 PM |
| oh i just read the chapter and it was bad. hopefully chapter 2 will be better if i ever make it lol |
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| 25 Aug 2015 10:28 PM |
| Can you mention me being expelled from the school? |
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| 25 Aug 2015 10:29 PM |
this is.. horrid i didn't even read it.
https://gyazo.com/bf379a8fe5b985d7a4ab616a26a2cb69
"Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean" |
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OTLarry
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| Joined: 22 Sep 2013 |
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| 25 Aug 2015 10:30 PM |
| I WISH YOU WOULD PICK UP MY FORM OF WRITING.......... |
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Bastette
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| Joined: 19 Apr 2012 |
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| 25 Aug 2015 11:21 PM |
| Add me in Gup, I think I could be the super-duper smart kid who got held back for no apparent reason and is still a 9th-grader even though she's been in the school for 5 years maintaining a GPA of 4.27. c: |
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Bastette
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| Joined: 19 Apr 2012 |
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| 25 Aug 2015 11:24 PM |
| cough, sry im home sick, cough cough |
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Vorktu
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| 25 Aug 2015 11:25 PM |
| LMAO WHAT IS THIS I SWEAR TO GOD XD |
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| 25 Aug 2015 11:27 PM |
quite entertaining
i am the ice cream man, running over fat kids with my van |
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