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| 25 Aug 2015 08:41 PM |
in a cryogenic tank. You have awakened and see a gun case in front of you placed on a counter with a grenade labeled "Pepsi EXPLOSIVE Flavor" and a RC helicopter. What do you do?
A. Cut the umbilical cord that spurts from the ground of the tank and into your belly button. B. Break the glass using your imagination. C. Become intangible and walk through the tank's glass to retrieve your supposed items. D. Eat a burrito.
{-This CYOA will be somewhat more serious albeit with funny choices. You can do free-choice as long as it's ridiculous/serious enough (depending on the situation) that I'd would've added it into the initial choices. Have fun you gooses.-} |
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| 25 Aug 2015 08:51 PM |
As you walk out of the tank, you become solid once more and the glass breaks due to the fact that you still had the umbilical cord attached to your belly button. There's now cryogenic fluids and shards of glass on the floor with you still naked and the umbilical cord attached to your belly button.
A. Rip off the umbilical cord. B. Gather your stuff before detaching the umbilical cord. C. Eat a Senzu Bean from your pouch and use all your strength to enclose yourself in the room. D. Observe your surroundings. |
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| 25 Aug 2015 09:09 PM |
You try to put on some Hamster Pirate riot armor but it's blocked off by the umbilical cord.
A. Cut off the umbilical cord. B. Go without the armor. C. Eat a senzu bean. D. Throw a grenade into the trash can. |
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| 25 Aug 2015 09:24 PM |
You rip out the umbilical cord and eat it for nutrition.
A. Take all of your crap and leave the facility. B. Eat a chicken. C. Summon a small Japanese man with a black tee, Domino's cap, cargo blue jeans, and a M249 LMG who rides on a gray colt. D. Check if there are any other subjects in any other cryogenic tanks. |
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| 26 Aug 2015 05:20 PM |
You're locked in.
A. Sit down and ponder your life. B. Try to use the door as a shield. C. Check Instagram. D. Check Snapchat. |
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