262187
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262187
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:05 PM |
| A girl yelled at a teacher one time because she got she was like "You don't know my life! you don't know my story!" the teacher said "Yeah a short story with a sad ending." |
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262187
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:07 PM |
I remember in 5th grade I hated my hair cause my sister messed it all up and then I used to try and cover it up with gel but one day I put too much gel in my hair and my hair was shiny and so crusty, I looked like my hair was covered in glue with paint, and it almost looked like my hair was weave. It was so bad, my friend ran to the bathroom and tried to help me fix it while I was there helpless as hell. It was a terrible day...
"MY CHOPPER'S GOING DOWNNNNN!!!" |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:08 PM |
| My best friend slapped my teacher's chest. |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:08 PM |
well i admitted to my crush that i liked her once
detective dipstick reporting |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:08 PM |
| Sorry, hit my teacher's chest.* |
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TeaChan
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| Joined: 25 Dec 2013 |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:11 PM |
Ok, so in 8th grade, my friend thought it'd be funny to call the police and say there was a bomb in our cafeteria. It was not.
The bomb squad came with dogs and searched the entire school, and the entire block outside the front of our school was closed off, and there were police, firetrucks, and ambulances everywhere. Then, they put us on a bus and moved us to another school while they investigated because low and behold, there was a suspicious bag (which apparently had someone's school uniform in it) on the desk counter. We didn't get home until 8:00 that night. |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:12 PM |
| @Tea, Lmao. Great story, great story. |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:13 PM |
idk too many
When people say that Pearl is salty, you gotta remember that pearls are made in the ocean!!! |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:14 PM |
the weirdest thing in school that happened was that someone confessed to me
too bad she was an ugly skank
ot vs the world |
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Tullece
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| Joined: 27 Apr 2015 |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:15 PM |
| instead of music playing at the graduation they played some 70s po rno by mistake |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:16 PM |
This is a more embarrasing stoery I was in Grade 4 I lost my pedometer I got in a trantrum THe school everywhere looked for it The Librarian found it I thanked her I no longer use my pedometer these days |
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Desolent
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| Joined: 15 Sep 2012 |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:17 PM |
| i couldnt find the bathroom in the classroom, so when everyone left i peed behind the teachers desk, and i dont think anyone ever found out who did it. |
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JMH1336
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| Joined: 02 Dec 2012 |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:18 PM |
All my teachers are asian
Im the new Female MEMIST OF OT |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:18 PM |
We played this weird game at the end of the year by filling up a straw and carrying the water from a pool in the straw to a dish, and whatever group got the most won. Some super fast kid ran ahead of everybody else, got trampled, and fell into the pool because of the amount of people behind him.
Dance Like the KGB isn't Watching! |
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Ziconic
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| Joined: 15 May 2014 |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:19 PM |
| When I used hair gel instead of shampoo and had to go in school with my hair back |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:20 PM |
I have a ton
to start let's point out that my german teacher threw a rotting banana at me then played a song in german on loop for the next 3 classes because she didn't know what to teach
☭Why have friends when you can have a cult of personality instead?☭ |
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lolboyxx
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| Joined: 06 Jun 2011 |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:21 PM |
i was at recess in like back in 3rd grade
apparently a dog got onto the field and bit a kid the next day when i got back there we found a pile of dog poo in the field and we never told the teachers
and the day after that we didnt have recess |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:23 PM |
>2nd grade >ima bad boy ',:) >write F word in chalkdust on board >thought it was invisibru >nope people find out >"whoa who did this?" >teacher asks >i didnt do it <_< >do it again >:( >teacher caught me >rip me
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___69.99$ dont mind me hackers, just taking my money for a walk |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:24 PM |
"Ok, so in 8th grade, my friend thought it'd be funny to call the police and say there was a bomb in our cafeteria. It was not.
The bomb squad came with dogs and searched the entire school, and the entire block outside the front of our school was closed off, and there were police, firetrucks, and ambulances everywhere. Then, they put us on a bus and moved us to another school while they investigated because low and behold, there was a suspicious bag (which apparently had someone's school uniform in it) on the desk counter. We didn't get home until 8:00 that night."
did you mean ex friend
export in .ini! |
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mewtwo338
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| Joined: 10 Jun 2010 |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:31 PM |
So in 8th grade, my class was playing Jeopardy, and of course my team was dead last. The team in first starts taunting my team and I decide to grab a marker and throw it directly at the main taunter. It barely touches the hair on top of his head going at a super speed (i threw it way too hard) goes toward the teacher's desk. The teacher barely dodges it by bending down to check her work. Funny thing is that she never knew a marker flew by her at a high speed and still doesn't.
I was once a hobo, then I found a cent |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:36 PM |
there was a shoe tied onto one of the power lines that went over the school this was in kindergarten
Did you also know that I don't like cilantro |
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| 24 Aug 2015 07:38 PM |
in 4th grade, my teacher was gonna show us a bill nye video my teacher forgot to close a tab though so we saw the '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)' scene in a movie
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Just your average foruming kid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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