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| 24 Aug 2015 08:55 AM |
the Asians were working on a secret experiment to create hybrids of human and squid , because Asians love to eat humans and raw squid.
It was going to be a creation of people squid sushi.....but they escaped and started to run away from asia and travveled to America were people don't eat everything that moves.
they then proceeded to make a deal with Nintendo to be in their game to not be eaten.
this theory is 100% legit.
"if I have survived the evil that is man I can endure anything" - me |
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| 24 Aug 2015 08:56 AM |
| "The asians", made me laugh a little. But your theory is garbage. |
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| 24 Aug 2015 08:57 AM |
we must spread the word.
if I ate a squid kid would that be cannibalism?
would it be half cannibalism?
or not cannibalism? |
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| 24 Aug 2015 09:10 AM |
how dare you call this theory garbage.
this was made with 100% facts and is totally not a joke at all. |
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| 24 Aug 2015 09:12 AM |
the Asian government and big video game companies are keeping this a secret.
we must expose them. |
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| 24 Aug 2015 09:13 AM |
either way
splatoon sounds like a bad game |
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| 24 Aug 2015 09:14 AM |
| Thread is killing me. My sides. |
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| 24 Aug 2015 09:21 AM |
but the real question Is.
how would we know if we caught a squid or one of them if we fished one out? |
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| 24 Aug 2015 09:24 AM |
| I wonder if tumblr has squid kin. |
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| 24 Aug 2015 10:09 AM |
| lets expose the Asian government for who they are |
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| 24 Aug 2015 10:13 AM |
WE SHALL TRAVEL TO CHINA AND FREE THE INKLINGS WHO FAILED TO ESCAPE..
P.S the octolings were also expiriments made after the squid kids escape , both to eat (like the squid kids) but mostly to track them down and bring them back. |
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| 24 Aug 2015 10:17 AM |
| save the endangered squid kid |
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| 24 Aug 2015 10:44 AM |
they must play the game of turf war or be turned into human/seafood by the Asians.
this oppression must stop |
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| 24 Aug 2015 10:45 AM |
How have I been so blind?
bad words are for bad people |
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| 24 Aug 2015 10:53 AM |
| squid people sushi is in high demand in asia |
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| 24 Aug 2015 10:54 AM |
it would have been funny if you weren't so racist
This post needs more Nintendoge |
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| 24 Aug 2015 11:09 AM |
nice job japan
first the whales now agreeing to make a game about the squid people so they dont get eaten
Kids in Africa could've eaten this siggy |
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| 24 Aug 2015 11:10 AM |
@GLace
but some are still trapped in the sushi factories.....and they will die like this one in squid form.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDYr1rt4XYU |
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