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| 22 Aug 2015 05:38 PM |
She walked in and she looked at me and I looked at her we both smiled and couldn't stop she went to her table and I went to mine and I couldn't take my eyes off her so I asked for her number I got her number and when I was gone I immediately texted her. Tips tips?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0vR79t0rWw
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:39 PM |
pruhpose rite naow
skru u am gr8 @ speleng |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:39 PM |
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GIRL YOURSELF OH WELL JUST TALK ABOUT COFFEE |
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Nitro509
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:39 PM |
tips? i've never had a serious relationship but it looks like you got the case of the BIJINGUITUS meaning that i have no idea what's going wrong with you |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:39 PM |
congrats
David Sikes; Tom Scholz |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:40 PM |
Legit advice: Don't be desperate. I wish I had the courage to ask for random girls numbers like you do. If in fact this is legit.
"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" - Barack Obama |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:44 PM |
| lol yeah okay i sincerely doubt you even sat near a girl |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:46 PM |
1) me being new has nothing to do with the situation at hand and is actually incorrect 2) i am a woman myself and do not like other women 3) you're 12 |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:48 PM |
@external
14* good try you were one number off, and if you dont like other women then how come you're a LGBT ot'er?
@the dude with afro
are you saving your princess? because it seems like it you white knight.
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:50 PM |
| i met this really hot girl, i got all sweaty and nervous, and then i tried to say ''hello'' but i started stuttering so i ran away* |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:50 PM |
the only person mad here is you because you can't actually get a real girl it's really sad you have to tell fake stories to boost your ego |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:51 PM |
did you pick her up with doge memes dude
those are really cool i heard the ladies love that..... |
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vosriff
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:51 PM |
| oh my...hot girl...*wipes sweat off with MLP shirt* oh boy.....what do i do.... |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:51 PM |
| you should've just gone baller and go in for a make out sesh |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:52 PM |
it's really sad you have to try and argue with the truth to seem like you're cool*
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:52 PM |
14? Don't even bother.
**just a llama** |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:52 PM |
| sorry kid but women don't like men with cheeto hands |
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vosriff
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:53 PM |
| try to seem cool? no one needs to justify their coolness to doge-boy |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:53 PM |
wow much hot such girl wow xD
^^ text her that and she'll be all over you, ladies love memers........ |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:53 PM |
i would understand if you were being an assclown but you're not you're trying to defend your fake story by being a bigot and it's really sad |
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| 22 Aug 2015 05:54 PM |
@slayer
10/10 best dead meme pick-up line
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