QUANGA
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:16 PM |
Joke 1: Whats the fruit made up of a barium and 2 sodiums?
BaNaNa
Joke 2: do you want to hear a sodium joke?
Na.
Fine, do you wanna hear a sodium hypobromite joke?
NabrO.
Joke 3: I told you not to respond to my texts with k!
It's not all the time i want to talk about potassium!
Leave ur opinion down below. And take this as a note. All good chemistry jokes are argon. |
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Medically
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:17 PM |
| they're easy to understand and you can tell what's going on but it's not something that it will make someone laugh |
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:18 PM |
So this guy attacked me with sodium chloride the other day
should I call the cops? I mean, that was A'salt'
#HilariousAndOriginal |
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Jagaimo
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:18 PM |
Maybe they're funnier in person.
I guess they are corny puns. 😥 |
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QUANGA
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:19 PM |
| @Jaga how else is the joke supposed to work? I had to bend some rules, bro. |
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:20 PM |
Wanna know whats funnier than one helium atom? 2 helium atoms.
HeHe |
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Jagaimo
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:23 PM |
"how else is the joke supposed to work? I had to bend some rules, bro."
u can't bend chemistry though |
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:23 PM |
Heres a funny joke, how many dead people does it take to screw in a lightbublb?
answer: more than 8 because my basement is still dark. |
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:27 PM |
I know the actual name of the compound, you nitpickers.
Cant i just make a funny? Poetic license..
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QUANGA
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:31 PM |
| I'm just gonna bump this in the morning. |
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:33 PM |
| What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question? |
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:34 PM |
| A snarky response about being too stupid to realize that you don't answer rhetorical questions. |
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:35 PM |
you must have good chemistry with these jokes...
bad words are for bad people |
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QUANGA
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:37 PM |
I haven't done chemistry for a while and never got deep into it. (just got out of middle school)
i just like the periodic table and made some jokes. |
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:44 PM |
| And i've been going steady with #2 but cheating on her with #3 |
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