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| 20 Aug 2015 11:27 PM |
Be me.
It's the beginning of the new school year.
I am waiting in line to get my picture taken.
Then Tyrone turns around and faces me.
He points at my shoes and shouts "WHAT ARE THOSE?"
How dare he.
That vine spewing ape insulted my shoes?!
I made myself look intimidating, got up in his face and shouted "BY THE POWER OF NEMESIS, I SHALL GET REVENGE ON THEE!"
Then he and his crew laughed at me.
I saw his Jordans and smiled wickedly.
Fast forward to lunch.
I blended in with crowds and waited until the right moment.
I saw Tyrone walk into the bathroom.
I smiled wickedly and dashed into a stall.
I saw his shoes from under there.
I looked in my toilet bowl and saw a few chocolate bars floating in there.
I wrapped my hands in toilet paper and grabbed them all.
I roared like a mighty lion as I threw them like a javelin onto his jordans!
He screamed in terror as I ran out of there like a cheetah!
Anyone who dares to cross paths with me shall meet a similar fate.
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:30 PM |
>downvoted cuz no greentext >mfw |
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| 20 Aug 2015 11:30 PM |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSvJaYxRoB4
My cat's breath smells like cat food. |
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