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MrsNoobjr
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| 19 Aug 2015 06:40 PM |
squirt them in christians eyes so you can watch them burn for once thats for all the dang christians telling me im gonna burn in hell |
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Alysus
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| 19 Aug 2015 06:40 PM |
make baby eat lemons film it 100,000,000+ views on youtube internet famous
get ready for wet mop |
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mewtwo338
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| 19 Aug 2015 06:40 PM |
| read it and enjoy it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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zura123
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| 19 Aug 2015 06:40 PM |
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson
i am egg king, superior of the sparkle-people and eggheads |
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| 19 Aug 2015 06:40 PM |
but i'm a christian :(
Just your average OT'ing weeaboo | /cfe01o9 (!mgur) |
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frackasso
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| 19 Aug 2015 06:40 PM |
you cosby the lemons mmmm i love doing that
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yeox769
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| 19 Aug 2015 06:40 PM |
@zura
Beat me to it.
.:[Transmission end.]:. |
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ep1c0
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DaggerJax
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| 19 Aug 2015 06:41 PM |
kill everyone spider and squirt it at there little spider babies
Sincerely, United States of New York |
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chicka123
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| 19 Aug 2015 06:41 PM |
| do that like straw thing where you unwrap it a certain way and then squirt lemon juice on the straw and bam it expands magic |
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| 19 Aug 2015 06:42 PM |
squeeze them in life's eyes
"you don't need cake if you have icing" -iiAtomicPug, 2015 |
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| 19 Aug 2015 06:49 PM |
| you package them, and ship them to china |
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| 19 Aug 2015 09:48 PM |
When life gives you lemons, you take what you're given, before it's gone.
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Keviyn
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| 19 Aug 2015 09:48 PM |
squeeze them into the eies of your enemies
*twitches* |
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casarela
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| 19 Aug 2015 09:49 PM |
| Squeeze them into your wounds as you sob yourself to sleep while enduring the agony. |
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| 19 Aug 2015 09:54 PM |
Make delicious lemonade to share with your best friend!
For me that best friend is Whycat225 |
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GFink
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| 19 Aug 2015 09:56 PM |
| wow it took that many posts before prophet zura saved this thread |
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crs100
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| 19 Aug 2015 09:57 PM |
| microwave the lemons and watch them explode in the microwave! |
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| 19 Aug 2015 09:58 PM |
| Read them and have your eyes light on fire because of the monstrous images they conjure up in your head. |
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