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| 17 Aug 2015 10:35 AM |
After seeing a thread of a similar name, it came to my attention that there were people suffering without the answer of the age old question; how to be popular?
Being the nice, caring person I am, I decided to make this guide to help both old and new members of the community gain fame and popular amongst us!
Step I: Introductions Very important, though optional. Introduction threads will often be met with sarcastic responses are attempts to drive you away, so be ready for that, as that is the way of the roleplay. Also, try to be nice; that way, people will be unsure as to whether you're an alt or not, and those that know you aren't can have a laugh at this running gag.
Step II: Fit In The most important step of them all; fit in. Hate whoever most people hate, laugh at reoccurring inside jokes and memes, use grammar when it's popular and don't when it's not, and anything to make people start to like you more.
Step III: Attention Attention attention attention! Make threads lying about having a disorder, claim to have your parents be divorced, or pretend to be bi. At this point, people should be buzzing about you.
Step IV: Flamewar Doesn't matter who, but you need to insult someone to the point to where they throw insults back. People love watching a good flame war, so this should gain you a LOT of popularity.
Step V: Release Info Your name[fake or real], appearance[fake or real], anything that describes yourself in real life will continue to have you grow in popularity. Best to be done after people begin to stop talking about the flamewar to have people regain their interest in you. If possible, reveal the "IP"[though it being fake] of the person that you had the flamewar against, though on an alt to avoid being terminated.
Step VI: Be an Ass Be rude to everyone, new or old, and once it gets you into large amounts of trouble, claim to be sorry and directly apologize to anyone. This will have people talking about you, negatively at first though hopefully positively at the end.
Step VII: Leave Make a thread claiming to leave, and expect responses of "See you tomorrow" or "Who are you?"[though mainly from the noobies, as they are useless according to the rest of the community]. Return in a week or two, and come up with some excuse as to why you thought you had to leave.
Repeat steps III - VI, and you'll surely be the most popular kid in the playground!
Now, go get popular! |
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| 17 Aug 2015 10:39 AM |
every time you insult someone claim it's "constructive criticism"
|| +2,237 posts please || Not to be rude or anything |
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| 17 Aug 2015 10:44 AM |
But what if I don't have any problems but bad social skills, and will I be judged if I said I was bi, I found some nice gei po_n today on Skype. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| 17 Aug 2015 10:49 AM |
This is very honest and accurate, pretty much everyone aside from Pawz and I did these exact steps.
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| 17 Aug 2015 10:54 AM |
| I have never seen Duck fight using flame before. |
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PawzKat
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| 17 Aug 2015 10:56 AM |
| True. I can't remember Duck ever being an ass either. |
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| 17 Aug 2015 11:10 AM |
"Step I: Introductions" > aced this one pretty well i think
"Step II: Fit In" > not so much but i can try
"Step III: Attention" > need to do more of this
"Step IV: Flamewar" > i learnt how to do this in S&I (thanks smartass DataStore)
"Step V: Release Info" > pretty crap at this one
"Step VI: Be an Ass" > i'd say it's my specialty but in reality im the biggest wuss ever at being an ass
"Step VII: Leave" > btw guys im quitting rpf tomorrow, nice knowing ya hugs and kisses lol bye nerds
Seɴpαι нαѕ ɴoтιced yoυ ✔ |
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| 17 Aug 2015 11:13 AM |
i-is this post supposed to be about me ;_;
~well im out of ideas, sorry!~ |
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| 17 Aug 2015 11:15 AM |
| No it was me ranting about to in my own way |
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| 17 Aug 2015 05:49 PM |
Vam, you forgot about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Okay... Pick you're a stupid girl that no one likes. LET'S FLAMEWAR! :D |
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| 17 Aug 2015 06:08 PM |
| I love how I followed pretty much all of that, the only thing that I'll admit I never did was step 1 |
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| 17 Aug 2015 07:14 PM |
i never did any of those things
slightly increased the insulting once i lost hope in the new members and goofier part of the community |
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| 17 Aug 2015 07:16 PM |
| mostly soard just carried me up to fame like a little baby |
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| 17 Aug 2015 07:18 PM |
| Soard did pretty much all of those if I am correct. |
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| 17 Aug 2015 07:21 PM |
tbh i only did all those steps very recently
when i became mad
about everything
~well im out of ideas, sorry!~ |
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| 17 Aug 2015 07:22 PM |
You forgot having a high post count and posting a ton of OOC. But anyway, this thread makes me cringe. |
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| 19 Aug 2015 03:22 AM |
"Step I: Introductions" [{ Okay, I have, on a scale of one to ten, I give this category, an F. }]
"Step II: Fit In" [{ Done }]
"Step III: Attention" [{ Are you kidding me. I have no attention, and BEWARE, people may say you're a attention-seeker! }]
"Step IV: Flamewar" [{ Flame War is my middle name. No, it's actually "Bluet" but whatever. Understand? }]
"Step V: Release Info" [{ Don't say that in front of me }]
"Step VI: Be an Ass" [{ Call Wood-156-157 for free HOW TO BE AN ASS lessons! Starting prices at $151362324 }]
"Step VII: Leave" [{ Bai peeps }] |
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| 19 Aug 2015 09:34 AM |
""Step II: Fit In" [{ Done }]"
who the heck are you |
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| 19 Aug 2015 10:21 AM |
"But anyway, this thread makes me cringe."
poor sensitive book is so easy to make cringe! maybe you should turn off your electronical devices, so you wont be able to cringe at how often they dont work. lay on the ground, too. if you're bed isn't comfortable enough it might make you cringe. wait! your clothes have to come off too, since if they're not completely straight, you're going to cringe your way to the emergency room.
Birm's Step By Step Guide for Being Popular! http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=171523729 |
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| 19 Aug 2015 10:21 AM |
I don't think I've even done half these things Guess that explains why I'm not popular
"Hey ese, I'm breaking into your car!" |
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| 19 Aug 2015 10:30 AM |
| birm you should probably take that away as your siggy people might find it legit then we'll just have a bunch of soards running around |
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