mokudo
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| 15 Aug 2015 08:42 PM |
So, you're considering RTing? You stupid sack of crap. Oh well, looks like there's no other way. I guess I'll just have to teach you some quick and easy tips to becoming a professional MLG RTer in no time! Simply stick to these tips and in a flash you'll have all the scrublords yanking to your postcount!
Here they are:
1) Don't tell people you've "arrived from [crappy forum section]" or you "are finally foruming XXXDDDD." Nobody gives a crap. Just forum, idiot. You'll fit in eventually.
2) You are never wrong. If someone calls you out on something, flame the crap out of them. Obviously they're the ones who are wrong, since you are a paragon of intelligence that never falters.
If you're unsure though, just use google. Like seriously it's RIGHT THERE DON'T BE AN IDIOT.
3) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER SAY SOMETHING IS "just your opinion." IF YOU DO THIS THE ENTIRE THREAD WILL DEVOLVE INTO ARGUMENTS ABOUT WHAT AN OPINION IS AND HOW MUCH IT MATTERS.
Remember, you are ALWAYS RIGHT. What could possibly be your "opinion" is now 100% fact.
4) Memorize some RT/ common forum lingo: OP: osteoporosis 03: ZeroThree LML: Loser RT: Rectum trashing OT: Junk ATR: Little kids MML: Worthless crap that losers cut themself to. LGBT: Special snowflakes Cancer: A constellation represented usually by the 69 symbol.
With these in mind, the COMPLICATED and NUANCED speakage of seasoned RTers will be more familiar to you.
Just don't ask me to translate LMaD lingo. That stuff's just too hardcore. "v*+sha11 >= jjxyxjwy??" What the heck does that even mean?
5) Finally, in the words of spoicycoldkitty: "If you don't have over 1000 posts don't bother foruming." That means you gotta use the system to get in the system...which is totally logically indestructible go away.
Now you know how to be an RTer! Go out there and crappost, kiddo.
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iZenom
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| 15 Aug 2015 08:45 PM |
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mokudo
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iZenom
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| 15 Aug 2015 08:46 PM |
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DownFlux
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